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Belle Weather
- Mostly Sunny With a Chance of Hissy Fits
- Narrated by: Celia Rivenbark
- Length: 4 hrs and 49 mins
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Publisher's summary
Whether she's doing her taxes or extolling the virtues of Madonna's mothering skills, Celia Rivenbark will keep you laughing.