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Still Foolin' 'Em Audiobook

Still Foolin' 'Em: Where I've Been, Where I'm Going, and Where the Hell Are My Keys

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Publisher's Summary

Audie Award - Audiobook of the Year, 2014

Audie Award Winner, Narration by the Author or Authors, 2014

Audie Award Winner, Humor, 2014

Nominated for a 2014 Grammy in the Spoken Word category!

Hilarious and heartfelt observations on aging from one of America's favorite comedians, now that he's 65, and a look back at a remarkable career.

Billy Crystal is 65, and he's not happy about it. With his trademark wit and heart, he outlines the absurdities and challenges that come with growing old, from insomnia to memory loss to leaving dinners with half your meal on your shirt. In humorous chapters like ""Buying the Plot"" and ""Nodding Off,"" Crystal not only catalogues his physical gripes, but offers a road map to his 77 million fellow baby boomers who are arriving at this milestone age with him. He also looks back at the most powerful and memorable moments of his long and storied life, from entertaining his relatives as a kid in Long Beach, Long Island, and his years doing stand-up in the Village, up through his legendary stint at Saturday Night Live, When Harry Met Sally, and his long run as host of the Academy Awards. Listeners get a front-row seat to his one-day career with the New York Yankees (he was the first player to ever ""test positive for Maalox""), his love affair with Sophia Loren, and his enduring friendships with several of his idols, including Mickey Mantle and Muhammad Ali. He lends a light touch to more serious topics like religion (""the aging friends I know have turned to the Holy Trinity: Advil, bourbon, and Prozac""); grandparenting; and, of course, dentistry. As wise and poignant as they are funny, Crystal's reflections are an unforgettable look at an extraordinary life well lived.

Still Foolin' 'Em includes a portion recorded in front of a live studio audience.

©2013 Jennilind LLC (P)2013 Macmillan Audio

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    trish0280 09-02-17
    trish0280 09-02-17 Member Since 2017
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    Where does Still Foolin' 'Em rank among all the audiobooks you’ve listened to so far?

    Billy Crystal does a great job here. Touching, funny, sweet.


    Which scene was your favorite?

    The live chapters where he reads in front of the audience


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    i herrera 07-19-17
    i herrera 07-19-17 Member Since 2017
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    "So wonderful"

    Billy Crystal never disappoints. In this book is not only warm, but it leaves you with a an all-around good feeling. I loved it.

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    dina 07-11-17
    dina 07-11-17 Member Since 2017
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    "Must read!!"

    This is a wonderful story that Billy Crystal wrote. The fact that it's about his life and this makes it very special. He could make you cry and make you laugh.
    Anyone that likes Billy Crystal or anyone in their mid life should listen to this book

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    crs 07-06-17
    crs 07-06-17 Member Since 2017
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    "Somewhat disappointing,"

    I really like Billy Crystal, but the book didn't do it for me. Maybe I was expecting too much. Slow moving, but some laughs.

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    Tim Elwell 06-18-17
    Tim Elwell 06-18-17 Member Since 2017
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    "Didn't know about Billy Crystal"

    But found this after Martin Short mentions him in his book. This is a great listen. It goes from standup to behind the scenes Hollywood and show business stories to personal recounts of his life. Really enjoyable and makes me want more from him, to see his show live.

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    Thomas Pittsburgh, PA, United States 05-22-17
    Thomas Pittsburgh, PA, United States 05-22-17 Member Since 2017
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    "Would Listen Again"

    So glad some chapters were read for a live audience! Made the book extra good!

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    J. Albright 08-20-15
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    "True Billy Crystal"
    What made the experience of listening to Still Foolin' 'Em the most enjoyable?

    Hearing the book read in his voice, and hearing all about the interesting connections he made throughout his life.


    Who was your favorite character and why?

    His relationship with Muhammad Ali


    Was there a moment in the book that particularly moved you?

    The chapter on raising kids and grandkids


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    Jamie 08-17-15
    Jamie 08-17-15 Member Since 2017
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    "Inspiring and down to earth story!"

    Billy Crystal's story is brilliantly narrated by him, giving it a wonderful authenticity that one wouldn't get from simply reading the paperback. His tale of his everyday life challenges and growing older are realistic and relatable. This is an inspiring story that shows how one can live a good and meaningful life. I would recommend.

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    Jami VICTOR, NY, United States 08-16-15
    Jami VICTOR, NY, United States 08-16-15 Member Since 2013
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    "Funny and Moving"

    The narration by Billy Crystal is outstanding. This is a combination of his life story as well as his feelings about aging. It was funny and moving, as he shares his emotions about family and death. Only Billy can make someone laugh as he is talking about a somber subject. Well done and interesting!

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    Christine Felts 02-07-15 Member Since 2014
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    "Ohhhh, the memories"

    A truly wonderful book. It brought back so many memories of growing up in the Bronx (Da Bronx), rooting for the Yankees, and last but not least, also having a love affair with Sophia Loren -LOL!!! Mikey, kiss me twice.

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