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Publisher's Summary

Audie Award - Audiobook of the Year, 2014

Audie Award Winner, Narration by the Author or Authors, 2014

Audie Award Winner, Humor, 2014

Nominated for a 2014 Grammy in the Spoken Word category!

Hilarious and heartfelt observations on aging from one of America's favorite comedians, now that he's 65, and a look back at a remarkable career.

Billy Crystal is 65, and he's not happy about it. With his trademark wit and heart, he outlines the absurdities and challenges that come with growing old, from insomnia to memory loss to leaving dinners with half your meal on your shirt. In humorous chapters like ""Buying the Plot"" and ""Nodding Off,"" Crystal not only catalogues his physical gripes, but offers a road map to his 77 million fellow baby boomers who are arriving at this milestone age with him. He also looks back at the most powerful and memorable moments of his long and storied life, from entertaining his relatives as a kid in Long Beach, Long Island, and his years doing stand-up in the Village, up through his legendary stint at Saturday Night Live, When Harry Met Sally, and his long run as host of the Academy Awards. Listeners get a front-row seat to his one-day career with the New York Yankees (he was the first player to ever ""test positive for Maalox""), his love affair with Sophia Loren, and his enduring friendships with several of his idols, including Mickey Mantle and Muhammad Ali. He lends a light touch to more serious topics like religion (""the aging friends I know have turned to the Holy Trinity: Advil, bourbon, and Prozac""); grandparenting; and, of course, dentistry. As wise and poignant as they are funny, Crystal's reflections are an unforgettable look at an extraordinary life well lived.

Still Foolin' 'Em includes a portion recorded in front of a live studio audience.

©2013 Jennilind LLC (P)2013 Macmillan Audio

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  • Marci
  • portland, OR, United States
  • 09-12-13

Disarmingly Honest

I enjoyed this book, and as expected, I laughed out loud multiple times. I can't imagine "reading" this book when you have the opportunity to listen to Billy Crystal read it to you. Having his voice truly made all the difference and brought the laughs.
The insights into the sports figures were especially interesting and getting a peek behind the scenes of movies like When Harry Met Sally and City Slickers was a treat.
Going back and forth between Crystal reading the book and reading it live in front of an audience was a really nice touch, I especially loved that.
Because Crystal is reading it to you, it feels intimate. So occasionally he drops facts, or lines, that are surprising, like how rich he is, or how much he dislikes someone, things that were really, very honest. I loved it. I love being surprised, and I love being surprised that I'm surprised.
I recommend this book.

52 of 57 people found this review helpful

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Growing up with Billy Crystal

I hesitated at first because I really don't need a comedian, even an excellent one like Crystal, to tell me what aging feels like. This is much, much beyond that. Truly laugh out loud funny and surprisingly poignant, the decades of Billy's life are full of colorful (and often famous) characters that will fascinate you if you're acquainted with them or not. Yes, there are the old guy jokes, and they're funny, but it's when he's playing straight man to what is happening to him and around him when this book really zings. This is a book that you should NOT read on paper (or screen), but listen to performed by a master joker. Great fun.

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  • Sara
  • Syracuse, NY
  • 12-06-13

Falling out of love with Crystal

What disappointed you about Still Foolin' 'Em?

Chapters one and two are awesome standup. I laughed so hard I accidently woke my husband sleeping next to me, then pulled off my headphones so he could listen too. After a minute or two he was laughing with me--it was great! However, as the chapters went on it became less funny and turned ranty, you know, like grandpa does.<br/><br/>By chapter 14 he was literally bellyaching about what he doesn't like e.g. "fat" people, airport searches, politics bla, bla, bla. I couldn't believe it and, for me, comedy that puts down people or is just angry (for the sake of it) it's funny. Some parts of the book were amazing. One part about a boxer (I wont say more) was incredible. However, for the most part--he sound old and just not as funny anymore.<br/><br/>Also, he kept saying tits over, and over, and over. Even time I cringed. I know he's from an older generation (I just turned 30 and was reading it for fun) but tits? Tits! Tits! Tits! He sounded like he was 13 or something and it was endless. I just thought he'd be a little more polished. He curses throughout the whole thing which I don't mind but his obsession with tits did bother me, in a creepy way.

What didn’t you like about Billy Crystal’s performance?

Like others have said, he reads this book like he just can't wait to be done with it. I think he could have slowed down a little. Some parts of the book are recorded live and those are really exciting! No matter what anyone says, in these live parts where he is on stage preforming he's a total natural!

Any additional comments?

If you are a huge Crystal fan then you will probably enjoy this. If you are in your 60s and want to go back to the generation and culture of the 60s then you will most likely enjoy this book. He really did capture the "spirit" of the 60s and 70s in a way I have never heard before. Happy readings!!

27 of 34 people found this review helpful

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Who'd have known?

I thought all good comedians were the product of dysfunctional families. This is a very moving (if the last chapter doesn't get the waterworks going, see a professional) and enjoyable account of a family man and entertainer that thoroughly disabused me of that notion. Mr. Crystal's loving musings about his family--whether blood relatives or lifelong friends--nearly made a convert out of this sworn single person. Now there's the kind of success anyone would envy! The narration went by so fast that I had to be on the edge of my seat not to miss a single detail, but I doubt any other reader could have done the impressions or the tender memories justice.

16 of 20 people found this review helpful

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Pure Crystal

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Fans of Billy Crystal could not ask for more -- everything you love about Billy Crystal is here. The sensitive, sometimes cranky, occasionally outrageous, intelligent, thoughtful and always very funny comedian-actor-director shares his life with us as you'd expect him to -- honestly, lovingly and with sharp wit. Happy I bought the audiobook version since the stand-up chapters recorded before a live audience added so much to the experience.

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great audio book, couldn't put it down

I very much enjoyed this book. Billy Crystal reads the book, and it is like an 8 hour performance from him. In fact, several chapters were recorded live as performances. Billy Crystal goes through his life and his loves with his unique perspective with warmth, wit and love. You'll laugh, you'll cry . . .oy vey, what else do you want?

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Warning: Don't listen to it in public.

Unless you're use to people looking at you like your crazy be careful because you WILL laugh out loud. Billy Crystal has been a constant favorite of my family since Soap and continues to be with my kids. His life has been full of ups and downs just like everyone else only he doesn't run to the bottles & drugs like so many others. He has been blessed with talent, a wonderful family, and the chance to become friends with people he admired as a child and you're so happy for him. This book is light hearted, funny, and overall amazing. A MUST GET.

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  • Andy
  • Westport, CT, United States
  • 09-18-13

listen twice, it never gets old

What a great book! Funny, authentic, and much of it feels like you are in a live audience hearing it straight from the man himself. Wonderful stories about Billy Crystal, his kids, family, Ali and the Yankees. I hope he lives another 50 years, so that I can listen to him narrating the sequel.

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  • Alan
  • Sunrise, FL, United States
  • 09-19-13

For the Billy Crystal fan in all of us

This is a fun diversion from the history / lecture series' I normally listen to. A warm uplifting book fill with Billy's memories.

The BEST part of this book are Mr. Crystal's stories of the great Micky Mantle and Muhammad Ali. A human face is painted on these sports legends that very few have seen. The chapter on the filming of his HBO movie 61 was probably the best chapter in the book. As a youngster, my father took me to Yankee Stadium to watch these very same legends play. Tears swelled up inside.

The book also has its slow chapters. One can sense that Mr. Crystal has a preoccupation with death. He deals alot with dying which detracts from the otherwise brisk flow of the book.

This book is highly recommended,

BTW, you look marvelous

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  • J. Price
  • Escondido, CA United States
  • 09-16-13

Uplifting, Funny, Heartfelt

Would you consider the audio edition of Still Foolin' 'Em to be better than the print version?

The audio is DEFINITELY better than hard copy would have been for this book, with Billy Crystal reading.... it was like an 8 hour AMAZING show.

What about Billy Crystal’s performance did you like?

He was genuine, funny, transparent. I'm not sure if I sniffled and got choked up any less than I laughed out loud. Very moving story, wonderful writing, incredible performance. Highly recommend.

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  • A. Arrowsmith
  • 08-28-14

I've loved Billy since Soap

I've listened to this book maybe 40 times.

It still makes me laugh and even makes my eyes leak sometimes.

Don't ever stop Billy.

You are one heck of an inspirational guy.

THANK YOU!
I hope one day to 'kiss you twice' hehe

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  • Mr
  • 08-01-14

Simply very Billy Crystal

If you could sum up Still Foolin' 'Em in three words, what would they be?

Hilarious, touching, engrossing

What other book might you compare Still Foolin' 'Em to, and why?

Nothing compares to this, he is genius...

Which character – as performed by Billy Crystal – was your favourite?

Has to be Magic Max

Was there a moment in the book that particularly moved you?

When Billy describes the worst part about death

Any additional comments?

An utterly captivating and thoroughly entertaining performance, made all that funnier by Billy himself delivering much of it in front of a live audience - absolute comedy gold, with a very personal and heart-warming feel to it. Loved it!

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  • Amazon Customer
  • 07-07-14

Loved it. Billy is funny and human

If you could sum up Still Foolin' 'Em in three words, what would they be?

Billy manages to be charming, funny and down to earth without a trace of arrogance. He tells his story with humour and in a way I could totally relate to. His voice is such a pleasure to listen to and I just loved this book. <br/>

Which character – as performed by Billy Crystal – was your favourite?

I have always been a Billy Crystal fan, but this book made his so much more real. It felt like I was listening to an old and dear friend.

Was there a moment in the book that particularly moved you?

Billy's recounting of his daughters and in particular, the eldest one's wedding really touched me. I felt like it could have been our home, our daughters.

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  • Merril
  • 06-29-14

If you write it, I will read!

If you could sum up Still Foolin' 'Em in three words, what would they be?

Entertaining, fun,

What did you like best about this story?

Light hearted look at life

What about Billy Crystal’s performance did you like?

It feels a very personal reading, like a good friend talking to you in your living room. He is a good story teller, and I didn't realise until now what a good mimic he is too. A very entertaining listen, especially for those of us who are in our fifties - he outlines all those things we have to look forward to :)))

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  • Mrs Clare Mead
  • 06-22-14

Brilliant, Loved the actor but now love the man!

Which character – as performed by Billy Crystal – was your favourite?

I would have to say that all the voices was good

Was there a moment in the book that particularly moved you?

They way that family is everything, the love that he feels for his family

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  • graham
  • 04-08-15

engrossing

Billy crystal nailed the narration. brilliant stories and very laugh out loud moments. A must listen.

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  • Karen Choo
  • 03-24-15

Vastly entertaining

Funny, witty, insightful with fascinating peeks into Billy Crystal's personal life and private moments with family and friends. I found myself smiling throughout the book and even laughing out loud in many places. I hope Billy Crystal continues to entertain us in his inimitable way for a few more decades to come.

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  • G.
  • 02-24-15

Billy Is The Best!

Brilliant! Nothing better than listen to the exuberant tones of Billy Crystal, narrating a wonderful life... Touched with humour, emotion and great anecdotes. Superb!

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  • Sue McW
  • 02-22-15

Amusing but better for an American audience

The bonus in this book is that some sections are live in front of an audience - which adds vitality. The best sections are about Billy's personal life and are much more heartfelt. There are short sections where Billy 'performs' in the voices of people he is know for impersonating - those I found less engaging. As an English reader, the sections on baseball and sports were not of so much interest to me - but that's a subjective thing - and is not meant as a criticism - just a note for other UK readers. An amusing read with varied sections that will appeal to different groups of people.

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  • LE BROOKS
  • 02-08-15

Love Billy Crystal say no more

What made the experience of listening to Still Foolin' 'Em the most enjoyable?

Billy reading the story.

What was one of the most memorable moments of Still Foolin' 'Em?

Just how grounded he is, one wife, one house

What does Billy Crystal bring to the story that you wouldn’t experience if you had only read the book?

His unique voice

Any additional comments?

Great book, laughed so many times, only half way through and already feeling sad because it will end.

1 of 1 people found this review helpful

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  • stephen
  • 04-30-17

What a life

Would you listen to Still Foolin' 'Em again? Why?

I have listened to this book 3 times

What did you like best about this story?

Such a remarkable life and a love of family

Have you listened to any of Billy Crystal’s other performances? How does this one compare?

No

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  • Benjamin
  • 04-14-17

laughed and enjoyed every part

Would you consider the audio edition of Still Foolin' 'Em to be better than the print version?

Billy in front of a crowd brought this to life

What was one of the most memorable moments of Still Foolin' 'Em?

When Crystal talks about getting older and looking in the mirror, so true and still funny.

Any additional comments?

Listening to it Billy's way of saying a simple word and conveying his feelings makes the audio version so much better than the printed book

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  • Joanne
  • 10-28-15

lovely

funny, worm, loving.
i just loved it. it was like having an old friend talking to you.

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  • Belinda A. Booth
  • 02-25-15

Loved it!

Hilarious and very interesting story. Billy narrating his own book is also perfect as he is able to add necessary humour and inflections as the book unfolds. Loved it from start to finish, what an artist!