Merry Christmas, You Filthy Animal

By: Meghan Quinn

Narrated by: Samantha Brentmoor, Teddy Hamilton, J.F. Harding, Vanessa Edwin, Robert Hatchet, Shane East

From New York Times and USA Today bestselling author Meghan Quinn comes a brand-new holiday rom-com with all the humor and heat her fans adore.

Nothing says I love you like trespassing, public humiliation, and a town-wide Christmas spectacle to win your crush back.

Atlas "Max" Maxheimer did not sign up for this. One minute, he's anxiously trying to keep his family's Christmas tree farm from imploding. The next? He's passed out in the snow after getting clocked by a suspiciously strong bottle of soda.

Enter Betty: new in town, full of holiday cheer, and helping her uncle open a rival tree farm next door. Max is convinced she's out to destroy everything Evergreen Farm stands for. Betty thinks Max might be one sleigh short of a winter parade.

Cue the holiday chaos.

Between blizzards, blown reputations, wildly misguided romantic plots, and one stolen ornament with a seriously tragic backstory, this small-town war turns into something far messier—and much more delicious—than either of them expected.

©2025 Meghan Quinn (P)2025 Meghan Quinn

Laughs Abound

Holy Christmas, I have not laughed this much listening to an audiobook before in so long!!! Max and Betty had so much chemistry and the banter was top notch!! Well done Meghan, another smash hit!!

Hilarious

This was so well done! I laughed out loud several time s! This was all around FUN!

Same story by a different name

3 ⭐️ 2.5 🌶️ I was hoping for more. The hockey series was so good. But these books feel rushed.

Cute and funny

Loved this book! Fun, witty, and a splash of naughty. Perfect combo. It was great to give us Max’s story. The audio on this was perfect also.

Character voices

What a cute holiday listen! It took me a minute to understand what they were going for with how the story is told but then I was hooked. So many funny moments and a very well told story, I really enjoyed it.