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Odysseus Vizard Poached Parody, Vol. 1-7
- Narrated by: James Scott Spaid
- Length: 22 hrs and 10 mins
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Publisher's summary
When the Eurasian Blue Tit and former Belgian inspector Odysseus Vizard is called on by a deer and old friend, Captain Russell, to solve a murder at a manor house, it takes all his genius to sort out the litter of suspects.
A French villa during the season form a fatal encounter where deer keep being found dead on a golf course and a decades long secret holds the key to keep a lovestruck buck from the guillotine.
Back in the English countryside, Vizard’s attempt at retirement fails when a blackmailer decides the local beavers need eliminating.
Whereas a pretty predator bird on the Cornish Riviera becomes prey.
Back in London, a wealthy wolf is murdered but his weasel wife has an ironclad alibi.
A serial killer with an alphabetical fixation pulls our little blue bird into a chase from Andover to Bexhill and beyond.
Lastly Nurse Mary Wrinkle joins Vizard in Iraq when a celebrated archaeologist's wife goes from red hot fox to stone cold pelt.
Follow the eccentric detective as he flits through each case while keeping his long feathery mustache impeccably curled.
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