BuyMort: Rise of the Window Puncher: How I Became the Accidental Warlord of Arizona

Shopocalypse Saga, Book 3

By: Damien Hanson, Joseph Phelps

Narrated by: Wayne Mitchell

A leader dead. A complicated relationship lost. And a conglomerate angered...

After unwittingly becoming the CEO of the growing Silken Sands Affiliate, Tyson finds himself in an increasingly dangerous Arizonan desert, the protector of a growing community of Nu-Earth humans faced with the very real possibility of total corporate annihilation.

Dearth wants their land, and they will not take no for an answer. But behind Tyson stand a growing band of capable administrators and heroes, and a community of people who believe in him. He is their leader. They trust in him, even if he doesn't trust in himself.

Powerful multiversal forces are at play. Market upsets, brilliant purchases, and the invisible hand slide, slap, and strangle as the campaign for Arizona state rages, and Silken Sands digs in for a decisive battle.

This story features an amalgamation of Amazon, Walmart, every service fee, sales algorithm, membership perk, advertising jingo, Microsoft mascot, and insane discount that you have ever experienced in your life coupled with the madness of the multiverse, a dash of invisible hand monopolism, feudalism, straight-up cronyism, and LOTS of profanity. There is fantasy violence, base-building, tons of market loot, monsters, a dungeon, affiliate and credit levels, and progression.

BuyMort: Rise of the Window Puncher completes the How I Became the Accidental Warlord of Arizona story arc, but the Shopocalypse Saga will continue.

©2023 Joseph Phelps and Damien Hanson (P)2023 Podium Audio

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Original

A sort of lit RPG I’ve never heard before excellent story, excellent narration, and it keeps you on the edge of your seat. It’s been quite a while since I had a new series keep me this interested very well done!

Very engaging.

The story's pacing remains strong, though slightly slower than the first two. However, the change of pace is welcome because the extra time is spent planting the seeds of important character developments. The writing remains excellent. Clear dialog. Intense and evocative action. Well aportioned slice-of-life scenes.

A page turner!

Same literary quality as the books before, now the narration has improved and we can understand what the hobs say!

Deviated a bit...

This book deviated a bit by only covering 1 full day, but what a day it was!!
And on the 7th day...Well, you'll just have to listen to find out, but it's a doozie!
We learned so much about the system as a whole, those who fought against that system, most who became compliant and some who were duped.
And again this narrator fails to disappoint! He is so engaged & devoted to making this such a spectacular listen. What a ride!
Onto the next...