
BuyMort: Bull Market Mayhem: How I Cornered the Multiversal Monopoly
Shopocalypse Saga, Book 5
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When the universe defaults on its existential loans, who better to foreclose the apocalypse than the Windowpuncher, Tyson Dawes?
Dearth Conglomerate is plummeting in market value, and Kraken is no more. But not all threats have been extinguished. Thanks to the rising threat of the Sleem, the whole multiverse is in danger. Desperate for a cosmic bailout, the Church calls for a financial crusade. Meanwhile, Molls and her family fall into a whole mess of market shock and face futures unknown.
With Storage under threat of hostile foreclosure, the universe faced with Sleem saturation, and Silken Sands spread thinly over too many areas of opportunity, has BuyMort found its final market victor?
From the elastic supply of the Church's Inquisition auditing Silken Sands to a climactic battle with ROI (that's Return on Incineration, by the way) so low it crashes all markets, this is one fiscal year you won't want to miss.
Get ready for a hostile takeover of epic proportions. In BuyMort: Bull Market Mayhem, the end isn't nigh—it's been leveraged, securitized, and is ready to liquidate. Say your prayers and check your credit score because when the celestial ledger closes, you'll want to make sure your cosmic assets are diversified.
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lots of action, character development, andvworld building.
the rise of a homeless trailer park caretaker in late stage capitalism on a multiversal scale.
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- 05-24-24
its good
narrator does a good job. the story is pretty entertaining also. waiting for the next one.
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- Kyle y.
- 08-02-24
I love the concept and narration
I’m not to good at this but I love this entire series well narrated and sucked me in every time
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- Amazon Customer
- 04-11-24
Another solid entry into the series
this has quickly become one of my favorite series. Seeing all the characters grow from how they initially struggled is great. I'm a bit concerned about where the MC will go from here but if handled right I think we're in for some very compelling story telling to watch him struggle with he has become and what he's doing should be neat
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- swyrlgirl
- 12-07-24
Whoa!
What a ride! Creative and smart world building with humor and cultural references. I hope this series continues because the MC has heart and brains. A reluctant leader. Well read and written.
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- Ted
- 04-12-24
Chef's Kiss
If you are worried that the quality of the story will dip from the previous, fear not! Because it's just as good as the rest of the series!
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- Customer
- 07-23-24
Another BuyMort delivery
I have enjoyed this series thus far and I will be purchasing the next title. Is it the best series I have ever listened to? Absolutely not, but it’s better than most. If you like post apocalyptic LitRPG you will likely enjoy this book too. It would be a 5 star review but I can smell a little bit of stinky politics hidden inside.
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- Jonathan
- 08-13-24
More Warlord
More of the same escapism with the Warlord. Sit back, relax, listen and most importantly, enjoy.
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- Anonymous User
- 04-19-24
Buy More
This series keeps getting better. Can’t wait for the next installment of the great series.
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- Dana B Bradley
- 04-12-24
Amazing
Such a great addition to the series, Garfield reference is hilarious… I cannot wait for the next one
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