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Nobody Wants Your Sh*t

The Art of Decluttering Before You Die

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Nobody Wants Your Sh*t

By: Messie Condo
Narrated by: Hillary Huber
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Inspired by The Gentle Art of Swedish Death Cleaning, this book will light a fire under your untidy ass with humor and helpful organizing tips that you’ll actually want to use. Like a delightfully foul-mouthed best friend, this book dishes out the funny, unpretentious advice you need to hear most.

You’ll discover how to deal with your sh*t like there’s no tomorrow, live in the moment without the f*cking mess, and make your life and your eventual death a hell of a lot easier. With this witty guide, you’ll learn how to:

  • ditch the d*mn indecision
  • get your sh*t together and feel fantastic
  • give your busy family a f*cking break
  • and more!

Whether you’re getting ready to move in, move on, or just move your ass, Nobody Wants Your Sh*t will help you take control of your f*cking life.

©2023 Messie Condo (P)2023 Dreamscape Media
Witty Funny Personal Development Inspiring House & Home Psychology & Mental Health Mental Health Compulsive Disorders
Practical Advice • Motivational Content • Pleasant Voice • Humorous Approach • Honest Perspective • Enjoyable Silliness

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Loved this! The candidness was spot on and helpful! Had to buy her other book the minute I was finished with this one! The candid humor was uplifting and motivating !!!

Loved this! Didn't want it to end!

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Loved the book but not the swearing. There is a LOT of swearing. Otherwise the book is really helpful.

Very helpful

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Amazing. I filled 3 boxes of items to donate just while listening. Love how all aspects of cluttering is covered.

Stuff not important... people and memories are.

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funny,good book just alot a swear words through the book.I liked it even though I could have used less f☆☆☆☆

great ideas and lots of good reason why I hang on to stuff and admit I am a shopaholic

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Get rid of stuff! Feel better about your space and live your best life. This is a morale boost and cheerleading audio book. You can do it!

To the point

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