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Something

Full Murderhobo, Book 1

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Something

By: Dakota Krout
Narrated by: Christian J. Gilliland
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Trapped between worlds. Potentia might be the way out. Time to kill Something.

Luke is an apprentice leather worker, training with his family to one day take over the business. He and his friends Andre, Taylor, and Zed have known each other forever, and swear that nothing will ever tear apart their friendship.

Then the Royal Decree comes. With the Dynasty of Dogs invading, and strange monsters appearing in the Hollow Kingdom, a draft has been implemented. Everyone 17 or older is required to be tested for "Potential". If they have it, they will join the mysterious and renowned Ascender Corps. If not, they will be drafted into the Legion as a forced recruit.

Three of the friends test as powerful, or dangerous, classes of Ascender. Luke is found to have Potential, barely, but when he steps through the portal to begin his training…he is pulled to a plane that shouldn't exist. With no class trainer, the possibility of survival is low. Luke decides that he wants to live, and keeping his humanity isn't going to help.

His best chance is going Full Murderhobo.

©2020 Dakota Krout (P)2020 Mountaindale Press
Action & Adventure Science Fiction & Fantasy Sword & Sorcery Fantasy Epic Funny Witty
Engaging Storyline • Humorous Fantasy • Excellent Character Voices • Unique Magic System • Creative Worldbuilding

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Characters are amazing! Story not bad but as always a fun read. Needs more goats

Classic Dakota Krout

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most litrpg books I've found involve harems, vulgarity, and other such. this one is not only fun, it's full of memes, and plenty of humor. I really enjoy the bloopers at the end.

good clean fun

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Dakota has always had a talent for detailed progression systems that feel like they would be a blast to be a part of. And Gilliland brings the world to life with various voices and expert narration. Also some great bloopers "The f*** Dakota." is my personal favorite.

Dakota and Gilliland at thier finest.

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i want more asap it is the perfect mix of dark humor that i love!

could not stop listening

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This was a decent story. 4 friends go train in different areas and come back vastly changed because of the training. They work together to save the world. I didn't like how the experience gains happened or maybe I just didn't understand how it was all calculated with gains going to stats or levels. I will have to listen to it again to figure that out.
The narrator did a good job with the voices. I never mixed up who was talking. There was a good blooper reading at the end however it does use the F word quite a bit. It still had some funny bits.

Bottom line: Yes I will be getting the next book whenever it comes out.

reasonable story, good narrator

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