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- Length: 9 hrs and 21 mins
- Unabridged Audiobook
- Release date: 10-26-17
- Language: English
- Publisher: Audible Studios
- Whispersync for Voice-ready
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Lila Callan had an unconventional upbringing - unavoidable when your mother owns a brothel. But while she'd inherited some of her parents' 'wacky and offbeat', she was also strong, independent, and incredibly intelligent. The fact that she was tall, beautiful and blond was a bonus she never really cared to exploit. She wasn't uptight; it's just that long term was more her thing, with zero interest in one-night stands. Until she met Ryan York and then she isn't so sure.
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- pie eater987
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I love Ryan York!
He made me laugh out loud in book 1. But this book had me crying laughing! Great characters.
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- Linda
- 12-20-17
Fun!
Fun and wonderful. No angst and much laughs. It’s an easy breezy read. I love it!
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- R. Caldwell
- 11-15-17
Cute Story
I enjoyed this story, but all of the male characters sounded drunk or half asleep. It was super distracting.
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- sunshine
- 11-11-17
love it!!
I love this author they made it so funny I loved it I laughed and had a stupid funny goofy face the whole time as I was listening to it. I love Ryan's character laid-back goes with the flow confidence. and poor Layla always a mixed emotions but that's all women pretty much. overall it was really good I'm so glad they made this book I was wondering about these characters. this is a stand-alone book you don't need to read the first one but it's pretty good too I'm sad it's ended but I can sleep tonight with a smile on my face
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- Leezard_Love
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- 12-07-18
cute sexy fun
another great book! love this series. lighthearted with a bit of steam, almost drama free
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- AmazonAddict
- 05-17-18
Loved this AUDIOBOOK!
I absolutely had to get this audiobook after finishing #1 crush!
I'm so glad that these two awesome characters got their story!
Great writing, excellent narrator, tons of laughs, sighs, and just an overall fun Rom-Com to listen to!
Highly recommend this book, and series. Grace Grant's voice is perfection!
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- Rusty
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The Sheriff and the Madam
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Really, what kind of mother could love her own child yet casually pimp out members of her own gender to any pervert with a few dollars. (Yes, adult women have the right to sell their bodies but being a prostitute is depressing, degrading and dangerous work.)
Every time Lila said how proud she was of her mother's successful business (complete with fetish rooms for sexual torture), I cringed. If being a hooker was such a wonderful profession, then why wasn't Lila in the family business? Just too weird and so not romantic.