Bible Humor

The story of a man who became his bathroom.

Forget what you think you know about the Good Book. The BC Bible is not a sermon—it’s a riotous, irreverent, and razor-sharp deep dive into the most bizarre, brutal, and brilliantly baffling stories in the Bible. Written with wit, bite, and a historian’s curiosity, Robert Ragnar takes you on a chronological journey through scripture with a scalpel in one hand and a shot of whiskey in the other. From talking snakes to cosmic floods, divine tantrums to circumcision revenge plots, Ragnar unpacks the ancient texts with equal parts skepticism, satire, and sincere wonder. Raised in the pews...

The New Comedy Bible is a step-by-step, no excuses manual for writing, performing, and launching your career as a stand-up comic. Written by Judy Carter, the author of The Comedy Bible (2001), which was called by The Washington Post and Forbes as a “Comedy Essential”. This new book, penned in classic Carter’s style - part career coach and part comedy dominatrix - has 100 percent new content.

Because you know it's nonsense, but were never sure why.

A straight-talking guide for any panicked young woman (or, let’s get real, her mom) facing rush, by America’s top sorority rush consultant. Sorority rush. Those two little words can bring up a lot. Beautiful houses, crazy money, fierce competition for bids, heartbreaking cuts, and so much...

When the zombie apocalypse hits the quiet Asheville, NC, subdivision of Whispering Pines, the residents don't turn to the police or the military. Nope. They rely on their iron-fisted Home Owners Association! Which Jace Stanford and his family aren’t too keen on. Undead hordes are hard enough to deal with in a post-apocalyptic hellscape, who needs HOA fines too?

The birth of Jesus has been well chronicled, as have his glorious teachings, acts, and divine sacrifice after his thirtieth birthday. But no one knows about the early life of the Son of God, the missing years—except Biff, the Messiah’s best bud, who has been resurrected to tell the story in...

He’s the steady hand on her father’s ranch. She’s the boss’s daughter he’s loved from a distance for years. Can a secret past and a protective father stand in the way of God’s plan for their future? Jane Hammond is no longer the rebellious girl who once tested her father’s patience. Now an accountant for the Hammond family empire, she’s returned home to the farm, trading Denver’s skyscrapers for the wide-open Colorado sky. But while she’s grown in her faith and maturity, her father still sees her as the wild child he needs to protect—especially from the cowboy who’s ...

In the wake of his deeply powerful viral videos ("Before You Call the Cops" and "Walking While Black"), Tyler Merritt shares his experiences as a black man in America with truth, humor, and poignancy. Tyler Merritt's video "Before You Call the Cops" has been viewed millions of times. He's...

Dive into "The Dad Jokes Bible: 5,000 Clean Jokes for Kids," the ultimate collection that’s bound to bring laughter to any family gathering, car ride, or dinner table. This expansive book is crammed with wholesome, pun-filled delights designed to tickle the funny bone of young and old alike. From playful quips about school days to hilarious takes on holidays, each of the 135 chapters delivers a fresh set of 50 dad jokes that cater to the wonderfully weird and wacky world of parenting and childhood.

She's out to prove that there's no such thing as choosing happiness. Full of heart, humor, and tenderness, The Happy Life of Isadora Bentley is a story of found family with a slow-burn, kisses-only romance. Perfect for fans of Eleanor Oliphant Is Completely Fine and The Rosie Project. Isadora...

Care to sell your soul? Imagine all that money! Fear not 'tis but a metaphor. Simply look inside this book and see for yourself! it's a sort of "how to manual" with many insiders definitions... And the salesman is handsome, vaguely foreign, & possessed of obvious...Intelligence. He has an air of sophistication for he is "a man of wealth and taste". A witty look at the strange world of inter-dimensional diplomatic missions , . . The Devil's Diplomatic Dictionary brings a light-hearted laugh to the world of diplomacy, providing funny definitions of the most common terms and phrases of ...

A brutal snowstorm causes a Christmas delivery to go awry, and a cowboy to be stuck recovering at the house of Keith Whettstein is no stranger to the grueling work of being a cowboy. While making a special Christmas horse delivery to a remote farm, a blinding blizzard strikes. When a devastating fall leaves him pinned and hurt in the snow, his survival rests in the hands of a complete stranger. Or so he thinks. Lindsay Lewis is actually the younger sister of his best friend and co-worker, and that alone should have him ending everything with her the moment the snow stops falling. ...

Inspiration for the TV series Living Biblically streaming now! From the New York Times bestselling author of The Know-It-All comes a fascinating and timely exploration of religion and the Bible. A.J. Jacobs chronicles his hilarious and thoughtful year spent obeying?as literally as possible?the...

Are you fascinated by medical-related information? Or are you a nurse, like me, who’s always looking for ways to unwind after long, grueling hours at work? Have you run out of ideas on how to keep your patients smiling and upbeat during challenging clinic visits, uncomfortable procedures, or hospital admissions? Or are you simply someone who loves nurses and other healthcare workers? If you answered “yes” or “maybe” to any of the above questions, then this book is meant for you. Doctor-Nurse Jokes and Hilarious Hospital Humor is a collection of jokes, memes, puns, riddles, and ...

At a time when Christian nationalism has taken root in the US government, the literal interpretation of scripture is no longer merely a theological curiosity—it is shaping policy, justifying exclusion, and wielding genuine power over millions of lives. While Donald Trump has become the convenient tool of a decades-long scheme to degrade the separation of Church and State, The Batshit Crazy Bible meets this moment head-on. Robert Ragnar—lawyer by training, reluctant theologian by necessity—has done what most believers and non-believers alike have never done: read the Bible in its ...

"So, today I've been thinking about...things that bind us. The thought flitted around my mind and then landed for a while, likely because I was wearing a pair of too-tight jeans." Women of Faith speaker and author Lisa Harper relates from experience — life can be uncertain, sometimes even...

God Is Disappointed in You is for people who would like to read the Bible...if it would just cut to the chase. Stripped of its arcane language and interminable passages, every book of the Bible is condensed down to its core message, in no more than a few pages each. Written by Mark Russell with cartoons by New Yorker cartoonist Shannon Wheeler, God Is Disappointed in You is a frequently hilarious, often shocking, but always accurate retelling of the Bible, including the parts selectively left out by Sunday School teachers.

Fábio Porchat --Se tem alguém que pode te ensinar a escrever as suas piadas, subir no palco e ser engraçado do seu jeito, esse alguém é Judy Carter. Tá preparado para começar? Fazer stand-up não é para qualquer um. Mas com esse livro, qualquer um pode fazer stand-up. -- Fabio PorchatO Comedy Bible está finalmente disponível em português!

Can laughter be holy? Can wit be part of wisdom? In Holy Wit: Discovering God’s Sense of Humor in the Bible, Rev. Dr. Geoffrey Schmitt takes us on a surprising and joyful journey through Scripture, revealing a side of God—and the Bible—that is often overlooked: humor. From Sarah’s laugh in the tent to Peter’s midnight knock, from Jesus’ sharp parables to Paul’s biting wit, this book uncovers how holy laughter flows through the pages of Scripture. More than jokes or clever quips, biblical humor often reveals truth, disarms pride, heals wounds, and offers grace. With warmth, ...