Religious Satire

Forget what you think you know about the Good Book. The BC Bible is not a sermon—it’s a riotous, irreverent, and razor-sharp deep dive into the most bizarre, brutal, and brilliantly baffling stories in the Bible. Written with wit, bite, and a historian’s curiosity, Robert Ragnar takes you on a chronological journey through scripture with a scalpel in one hand and a shot of whiskey in the other. From talking snakes to cosmic floods, divine tantrums to circumcision revenge plots, Ragnar unpacks the ancient texts with equal parts skepticism, satire, and sincere wonder. Raised in the pews...

Because you know it's nonsense, but were never sure why.

*This Special Edition contains two previously unpublished stories* A little faith may help some people through the long dark night, and into the light. Sometimes, faith leads people into the darkest places imaginable (depending on how dark your imagination is). Any sinister action can be justified in the name of God. It doesn’t matter if your God is real, imaginary, or something in-between. Prepare to be offended by sixteen tales of belief gone amiss. These are failings in both God and Country. In all cases, blind faith has led to tragic results or at least the unpleasant ones. Many of ...

The Complete Mercury Series By Robert Kroese When a wisecracking angel with a checkered past gets put on divine probation, Earth becomes his proving ground—and humanity his unwitting straight man. This complete collection brings together all five books in Robert Kroese’s riotously irreverent Mercury series, a satirical blend of theology, action, and cosmic bureaucracy. Follow Mercury, a fallen (but technically not that fallen) angel with a penchant for bending the rules, as he stumbles through apocalyptic prophecies, celestial politics, and really bad ideas involving flamethrowers. ...

Chicken Little Politics: The Sky Is Falling and Other Atmos-Fears A Satirical Field Guide for Escaping the Global Coop Is it paranoia… or poultry in motion? From the creators of dark comedy, prophetic insight, and laugh-out-loud rebellion comes Chicken Little Politics—a satirical survival guide for anyone feeling trapped in today’s global coop of fear-fed obedience. This isn’t your grandma’s fable. It’s the whole farm—weaponized. In these pages, you’ll uncover: Why emotional fragility is the new feed How BlackRock, Big Tech, and the WEF bought the henhouse What makes a “...

Upon the end of days, Lucifer, the Fallen One, that Infernal of Infernals and Murderer of Hope, wonders if his Father will bother to raise another race after Armageddon. After all, he'll only have to tempt them - again - to certain death. Their choice, not his. On God's behalf, Archangel Michael responds. So begins a series of letters between two brothers, at once cordial and combative, about their purpose, their fears, their familial estrangement, and their Father's great folly: the human race. 

God and the Devil sit on a porch somewhere in Heaven, enjoying a perfect evening. God reads a book; the Prince of Darkness craves one of His divine cocktails. When God returns from the kitchen with the drinks, His book is missing, dropped by His old pal somewhere on Earth. God freaks out. The consequences of humans reading the book might be catastrophic, the extent unknown even to the Almighty Himself. Yet, like an Excalibur made of paper, the book defies them all: people come and go, and nobody proves worthy of fully reading the divine artifact. In an age of distraction, when people have ...

Welcome to Heaven, Inc., the grossly mismanaged corporation in the sky. For as long as anyone can remember, the founder and CEO (known in some circles as "God") has been phoning it in. Lately, he's been spending most of his time on the golf course. And when he does show up at work, it's not to...

A thirty-foot Nephite Trojan Horse. A multi-galaxy craft conspiracy. And the most dangerous camp prank in church history. Fourteen-year-old Monson Eldridge isn't trying to cause an international incident. He’s just trying to survive the annual church summer camp, secure a high-tier European mission call, and somehow convince Mercy—the beautiful, dream-pop-loving girl from the rival Christian camp across the border—that he’s cool. But in the insular, hyper-corporate culture of Camp Moroni, "cool" requires desperate measures. Backed by a quorum of hyper-sheltered deacons equipped with...

A Christian, a Rabbi, and an Atheist walk into a bar... It sounds like the beginning of a joke. Unfortunately for them... The bartender is the Devil. What begins as a few drinks and harmless arguments quickly erupts into flying chairs, bruised egos, terrible bar jokes, and the funniest theological food fight ever served. Creation. Adam and Eve. Noah. Moses. Miracles. Heaven. Hell. Death. The End of Days. No subject is off-limits as the three unlikely drinking companions try to prove once and for all that they're right—and everyone else is hopelessly wrong. The only problem? The bartender ...

The end is near—and it’s being supervised by the least qualified angel in Heaven. Reality is unraveling. The Eye of Providence, the mysterious power source that holds the universe together, has gone dark—or so it seems. As existence itself begins to fray at the seams, angels vanish, demons scheme, and the world teeters on the edge of destruction. Amidst the chaos, Mercury, a rogue cherub with a flair for sarcasm and a questionable work ethic, is reluctantly pulled back into the cosmic fray. He joins forces with Christine Temetri, a battle-weary journalist, and a cast of immortals, ...

Known to historians as "the First American," Benjamin Franklin is without a doubt the most accessible of America's founding fathers. His writings have inspired millions of Americans, and even now, more than 200 years after his death, his wit and humor still brighten lives all across the world. But what was this great man's view on faith? Was he really a Deist as so many historians have proposed? Was he a humanist like so many of his French friends? Is there any possibility that he could have been a Christian? In this unique volume, Bill Fortenberry has collected everything that Franklin ...

After derailing more apocalypses than he can count (or remember), Mercury is finally ready for some downtime. But peace and quiet are hard to come by when you're an immortal rogue cherub with a reputation for divine disruption. Just as Mercury settles into a new identity, a disturbing pattern begins to emerge—one involving alternate dimensions, supernatural entities, and a centuries-old plan to rewrite reality itself. Enter a mysterious tech mogul with a god complex, a reclusive inventor with too many ideas, and an end-times preacher whose timing might finally be right. When Mercury ...

Everything is all Doug’s fault. The Horn of Destiny is missing from the Seraphim Symphonic practice room and the Apocalypse is set to begin prematurely. He always was a clumsy GA-1 (Guardian Angel First Degree). No wonder he never got promoted. Now the fate of the world rests in the hands of his human client, a mentally unstable trumpet player named Steve who takes all his advice from his pet cat Smokey. Oh, and someone on earth had the bright idea to run the dreaded Horn of Destiny through a 3-D printer and sell copies on eBay. God help us all!

God welcomes you to the new American theocracy. Enjoy your stay. It may not be the paradise you anticipated. Murder, rape, slavery, oppression, genocide, destruction or any other evil can be justified. You just have to know where to look in the Bible. If God wants it, how can it be wrong? Prepare for fourteen stories of religion run amok. These tales will offend strongly religious people. You have been warned. A little faith may comfort many in times of darkness, but not these people. Putting God back into America seems a pretty good idea to the faithful, but what happens when it’s not ...

Care to sell your soul? Imagine all that money! Fear not 'tis but a metaphor. Simply look inside this book and see for yourself! it's a sort of "how to manual" with many insiders definitions... And the salesman is handsome, vaguely foreign, & possessed of obvious...Intelligence. He has an air of sophistication for he is "a man of wealth and taste". A witty look at the strange world of inter-dimensional diplomatic missions , . . The Devil's Diplomatic Dictionary brings a light-hearted laugh to the world of diplomacy, providing funny definitions of the most common terms and phrases of ...

Ronin Drake used to sell survival for a living. Antidepressants. Grief software. Body armor. Anything with a wound and a marketing budget. Then a luxury apocalypse retreat called The Ark Initiative hires him to craft language for its newest product: a private rapture experience for billionaires, founders, political families, and anyone rich enough to want judgment customized. The money is obscene. The premise is worse. Then Ronin discovers the campaign’s central line was stolen from his own suicide note. At The Ark, guests wear biometric wristbands, confess into premium pods, rehearse ...

What if God was just a man with enough money? Earth, 2785. The planet is a curated paradise ruled by five corporate houses, while billions scrape out short, brutal lives on Mars. Abraham Goldstein — 250 years old, the richest man alive, and dying — has exhausted everything medicine can sell him. Then his secret quantum project breaches the Divine Dimension, and what he finds there changes everything: God is dead. And he left blueprints. Armed with mind-control technology reverse-engineered from a dead deity, Abraham builds Eden: an artificial world of abducted Martian refugees who ...

Jack Holland never meant to become a priest. An Irish teenager with no religion and even less restraint, he sought refuge in a seminary to dodge family pressure—just until he figured things out. But procrastination has a way of rewriting destinies. Years later, Jack finds himself in California, wearing the collar and preaching to the faithful, all while wrestling with shattered vows, unexpected success, and a God who seems more wrathful than forgiving. His journey is equal parts absurd and profound—a spiritual misadventure laced with dark humor, biting satire, and the ache of a man ...

Jesus Inc. – A Divine Comedy/Tragedy of Faith, Power, and the Business of Belief Behind the dazzling lights, powerful sermons, and awe-inspiring worship of Old Rugged Cross Church lies something far more complex—a system. One that lifts people up, but also lets them down. That inspires, but sometimes exploits. That seeks to serve, but struggles with its own soul. Jack thought he was answering the call to ministry. Instead, he stepped into the inner workings of a multimillion-dollar megachurch—where faith meets franchise, leadership is performance art, and success is measured in ...