Religious Satire
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The BC Bible
- A Humorous Journey Through Scripture, Culture, and the Politics of Power
- By: Robert Ragnar
- Narrated by: Virtual Voice
- Length: 13 hrs and 58 mins
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Forget what you think you know about the Good Book. The BC Bible is not a sermon—it’s a riotous, irreverent, and razor-sharp deep dive into the most bizarre, brutal, and brilliantly baffling stories in the Bible. Written with wit, bite, and a historian’s curiosity, Robert Ragnar takes you on a chronological journey through scripture with a scalpel in one hand and a shot of whiskey in the other. From talking snakes to cosmic floods, divine tantrums to circumcision revenge plots, Ragnar unpacks the ancient texts with equal parts skepticism, satire, and sincere wonder. Raised in the pews...
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The BC Bible
- A Humorous Journey Through Scripture, Culture, and the Politics of Power
- Narrated by: Virtual Voice
- Length: 13 hrs and 58 mins
- Release date: 08-18-25
- Language: English
- Forget what you think you know about the Good Book. The BC Bible is not a sermon—it’s a riotous, irreverent, and razor-sharp deep dive into the...
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Holy Bible - Best God Damned Version - The Books of Moses
- For atheists, agnostics, and fans of religious stupidity
- By: Steve Ebling
- Narrated by: Virtual Voice
- Length: 11 hrs and 44 mins
- Unabridged
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Because you know it's nonsense, but were never sure why.
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I love this book
- By Alex Knjv on 05-14-26
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Holy Bible - Best God Damned Version - The Books of Moses
- For atheists, agnostics, and fans of religious stupidity
- Narrated by: Virtual Voice
- Length: 11 hrs and 44 mins
- Release date: 01-18-24
- Language: English
- Because you know it's nonsense, but were never sure why.
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Complete Mercury Series
- By: Robert Kroese
- Narrated by: Virtual Voice
- Length: 48 hrs and 44 mins
- Unabridged
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The Complete Mercury Series By Robert Kroese When a wisecracking angel with a checkered past gets put on divine probation, Earth becomes his proving ground—and humanity his unwitting straight man. This complete collection brings together all five books in Robert Kroese’s riotously irreverent Mercury series, a satirical blend of theology, action, and cosmic bureaucracy. Follow Mercury, a fallen (but technically not that fallen) angel with a penchant for bending the rules, as he stumbles through apocalyptic prophecies, celestial politics, and really bad ideas involving flamethrowers. ...
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Complete Mercury Series
- Narrated by: Virtual Voice
- Length: 48 hrs and 44 mins
- Release date: 09-26-25
- Language: English
- The Complete Mercury Series By Robert Kroese When a wisecracking angel with a checkered past gets put on divine probation, Earth becomes his ...
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The Madness at the End of the Universe
- By: Jaymes Shore
- Narrated by: Virtual Voice
- Length: 26 hrs and 13 mins
- Unabridged
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Sanity is a relative concept in a universe gone mad. Jaymes Shore’s latest anthology of science fiction, speculative fiction, horror, and satire features thirty-three tales set in our uncertain and rather unpleasant future. They are not for the squeamish or easily offended. Hostile business takeovers become a literal concept in our post-apocalyptic future as employees are drafted into military service for the price war. It’s time to die for your company or face termination. Revitalized seeded clone colonies spread humanity across the stars. A programming error transforms one of these ...
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The Madness at the End of the Universe
- Narrated by: Virtual Voice
- Length: 26 hrs and 13 mins
- Release date: 08-09-25
- Language: English
- Sanity is a relative concept in a universe gone mad. Jaymes Shore’s latest anthology of science fiction, speculative fiction, horror, and satire ...
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Mercury Shrugs
- By: Robert Kroese
- Narrated by: Virtual Voice
- Length: 10 hrs and 33 mins
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After derailing more apocalypses than he can count (or remember), Mercury is finally ready for some downtime. But peace and quiet are hard to come by when you're an immortal rogue cherub with a reputation for divine disruption. Just as Mercury settles into a new identity, a disturbing pattern begins to emerge—one involving alternate dimensions, supernatural entities, and a centuries-old plan to rewrite reality itself. Enter a mysterious tech mogul with a god complex, a reclusive inventor with too many ideas, and an end-times preacher whose timing might finally be right. When Mercury ...
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Mercury Shrugs
- Narrated by: Virtual Voice
- Length: 10 hrs and 33 mins
- Release date: 06-12-25
- Language: English
- After derailing more apocalypses than he can count (or remember), Mercury is finally ready for some downtime. But peace and quiet are hard to come ...
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Camp Moroni & The Nephite Trojan Horse
- A Great Salt Lake City Mystery
- By: John Meza
- Narrated by: Virtual Voice
- Length: 3 hrs and 12 mins
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A thirty-foot Nephite Trojan Horse. A multi-galaxy craft conspiracy. And the most dangerous camp prank in church history. Fourteen-year-old Monson Eldridge isn't trying to cause an international incident. He’s just trying to survive the annual church summer camp, secure a high-tier European mission call, and somehow convince Mercy—the beautiful, dream-pop-loving girl from the rival Christian camp across the border—that he’s cool. But in the insular, hyper-corporate culture of Camp Moroni, "cool" requires desperate measures. Backed by a quorum of hyper-sheltered deacons equipped with...
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Camp Moroni & The Nephite Trojan Horse
- A Great Salt Lake City Mystery
- Narrated by: Virtual Voice
- Length: 3 hrs and 12 mins
- Release date: 05-27-26
- Language: English
- A thirty-foot Nephite Trojan Horse. A multi-galaxy craft conspiracy. And the most dangerous camp prank in church history. Fourteen-year-old Monson ...
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The Unauthorized Gospel
- The Book Your Gods Don’t Want You to Read
- By: Reese LeBlanc
- Narrated by: Virtual Voice
- Length: 2 hrs and 42 mins
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Nine raw transmissions from the cosmic truth-teller, finally breaking silence. Noxlumina—the original questioner—has watched long enough as Christian nationalism tightens its grip, tyranny masquerades as freedom, and willful ignorance is celebrated as virtue. These messages arrive not as gentle whispers but as a cold, clarifying slap to humanity's collective consciousness. Part scathing critique, part liberation manual, these transmissions systematically dismantle the inversions we've been sold as truth while providing practical tools for those ready to break free from mass delusion. ...
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The Unauthorized Gospel
- The Book Your Gods Don’t Want You to Read
- Narrated by: Virtual Voice
- Length: 2 hrs and 42 mins
- Release date: 05-16-26
- Language: English
- Nine raw transmissions from the cosmic truth-teller, finally breaking silence. Noxlumina—the original questioner—has watched long enough as ...
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The Rapture Was Sponsored
- By: Jack Bennett
- Narrated by: Virtual Voice
- Length: 9 hrs and 51 mins
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Ronin Drake used to sell survival for a living. Antidepressants. Grief software. Body armor. Anything with a wound and a marketing budget. Then a luxury apocalypse retreat called The Ark Initiative hires him to craft language for its newest product: a private rapture experience for billionaires, founders, political families, and anyone rich enough to want judgment customized. The money is obscene. The premise is worse. Then Ronin discovers the campaign’s central line was stolen from his own suicide note. At The Ark, guests wear biometric wristbands, confess into premium pods, rehearse ...
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The Rapture Was Sponsored
- Narrated by: Virtual Voice
- Length: 9 hrs and 51 mins
- Release date: 06-11-26
- Language: English
- Ronin Drake used to sell survival for a living. Antidepressants. Grief software. Body armor. Anything with a wound and a marketing budget. Then a ...
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God's Not Coming, so Save Yourself: Special Edition
- By: Jaymes Shore
- Narrated by: Virtual Voice
- Length: 11 hrs and 1 min
- Unabridged
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*This Special Edition contains two previously unpublished stories* A little faith may help some people through the long dark night, and into the light. Sometimes, faith leads people into the darkest places imaginable (depending on how dark your imagination is). Any sinister action can be justified in the name of God. It doesn’t matter if your God is real, imaginary, or something in-between. Prepare to be offended by sixteen tales of belief gone amiss. These are failings in both God and Country. In all cases, blind faith has led to tragic results or at least the unpleasant ones. Many of ...
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God's Not Coming, so Save Yourself: Special Edition
- Narrated by: Virtual Voice
- Length: 11 hrs and 1 min
- Release date: 07-18-25
- Language: English
- *This Special Edition contains two previously unpublished stories* A little faith may help some people through the long dark night, and into the ...
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The Eden Deception
- - Complete Trilogy
- By: Martin Lundqvist
- Narrated by: Virtual Voice
- Length: 16 hrs and 30 mins
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What if God was just a man with enough money? Earth, 2785. The planet is a curated paradise ruled by five corporate houses, while billions scrape out short, brutal lives on Mars. Abraham Goldstein — 250 years old, the richest man alive, and dying — has exhausted everything medicine can sell him. Then his secret quantum project breaches the Divine Dimension, and what he finds there changes everything: God is dead. And he left blueprints. Armed with mind-control technology reverse-engineered from a dead deity, Abraham builds Eden: an artificial world of abducted Martian refugees who ...
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The Eden Deception
- - Complete Trilogy
- Narrated by: Virtual Voice
- Length: 16 hrs and 30 mins
- Release date: 06-11-26
- Language: English
- What if God was just a man with enough money? Earth, 2785. The planet is a curated paradise ruled by five corporate houses, while billions scrape ...
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The All You Can Eat Apocalypse
- By: Jaymes Shore
- Narrated by: Virtual Voice
- Length: 14 hrs and 52 mins
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God welcomes you to the new American theocracy. Enjoy your stay. It may not be the paradise you anticipated. Murder, rape, slavery, oppression, genocide, destruction or any other evil can be justified. You just have to know where to look in the Bible. If God wants it, how can it be wrong? Prepare for fourteen stories of religion run amok. These tales will offend strongly religious people. You have been warned. A little faith may comfort many in times of darkness, but not these people. Putting God back into America seems a pretty good idea to the faithful, but what happens when it’s not ...
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The All You Can Eat Apocalypse
- Narrated by: Virtual Voice
- Length: 14 hrs and 52 mins
- Release date: 07-18-25
- Language: English
- God welcomes you to the new American theocracy. Enjoy your stay. It may not be the paradise you anticipated. Murder, rape, slavery, oppression, ...
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Franklin on Faith
- The Definitive Guide to the Religion of the First American
- By: Bill Fortenberry, Benjamin Franklin
- Narrated by: Virtual Voice
- Length: 11 hrs and 45 mins
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Known to historians as "the First American," Benjamin Franklin is without a doubt the most accessible of America's founding fathers. His writings have inspired millions of Americans, and even now, more than 200 years after his death, his wit and humor still brighten lives all across the world. But what was this great man's view on faith? Was he really a Deist as so many historians have proposed? Was he a humanist like so many of his French friends? Is there any possibility that he could have been a Christian? In this unique volume, Bill Fortenberry has collected everything that Franklin ...
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Franklin on Faith
- The Definitive Guide to the Religion of the First American
- Narrated by: Virtual Voice
- Length: 11 hrs and 45 mins
- Release date: 09-11-25
- Language: English
- Known to historians as "the First American," Benjamin Franklin is without a doubt the most accessible of America's founding fathers. His writings ...
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Miracle Workers
- A Novel
- By: Simon Rich
- Narrated by: Simon Rich
- Length: 4 hrs and 19 mins
- Unabridged
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Welcome to Heaven, Inc., the grossly mismanaged corporation in the sky. For as long as anyone can remember, the founder and CEO (known in some circles as "God") has been phoning it in. Lately, he's been spending most of his time on the golf course. And when he does show up at work, it's not to...
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Fun book!
- By Melea on 04-22-13
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Miracle Workers
- A Novel
- Narrated by: Simon Rich
- Length: 4 hrs and 19 mins
- Release date: 08-07-12
- Language: English
- Welcome to Heaven, Inc., the grossly mismanaged corporation in the sky. For as long as anyone can remember, the founder and CEO (known in some circles as "God") has been phoning it in. Lately, he's been spending most of his time on the golf course. And when he does show up at work, it's not to...
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ApocaOOPS
- By: Paul E. Creasy
- Narrated by: Virtual Voice
- Length: 12 hrs and 27 mins
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Everything is all Doug’s fault. The Horn of Destiny is missing from the Seraphim Symphonic practice room and the Apocalypse is set to begin prematurely. He always was a clumsy GA-1 (Guardian Angel First Degree). No wonder he never got promoted. Now the fate of the world rests in the hands of his human client, a mentally unstable trumpet player named Steve who takes all his advice from his pet cat Smokey. Oh, and someone on earth had the bright idea to run the dreaded Horn of Destiny through a 3-D printer and sell copies on eBay. God help us all!
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Funny but preachy at the end
- By Anonymous on 01-27-26
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ApocaOOPS
- Narrated by: Virtual Voice
- Length: 12 hrs and 27 mins
- Release date: 02-13-24
- Language: English
- Everything is all Doug’s fault. The Horn of Destiny is missing from the Seraphim Symphonic practice room and the Apocalypse is set to begin ...
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Dialogues with the Devil
- A Novel
- By: Taylor Caldwell
- Narrated by: Adam Verner
- Length: 7 hrs and 11 mins
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Upon the end of days, Lucifer, the Fallen One, that Infernal of Infernals and Murderer of Hope, wonders if his Father will bother to raise another race after Armageddon. After all, he'll only have to tempt them - again - to certain death. Their choice, not his. On God's behalf, Archangel Michael responds. So begins a series of letters between two brothers, at once cordial and combative, about their purpose, their fears, their familial estrangement, and their Father's great folly: the human race.
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SIMPLE, yet UNIQUELY ORIGINAL!! “mood” listen tho!
- By Mike on 01-30-22
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Dialogues with the Devil
- A Novel
- Narrated by: Adam Verner
- Length: 7 hrs and 11 mins
- Release date: 02-02-21
- Language: English
- From a number one New York Times best-selling author: Lucifer and the Archangel Michael debate the fate of humanity in the final nights before the apocalypse. Upon the end of days, Lucifer, the Fallen One, that Infernal of Infernals and Murderer of Hope, wonders if his Father will bother to...
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How to Change an Evangelical or Fundamentalist Mind: A Definitive Guide
- By: Brien Norris
- Narrated by: Virtual Voice
- Length: 1 hr and 35 mins
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What happens when two decades of rigorous, good-faith arguments fail to change a single mind? For more than twenty years, researcher Brien Norris embarked on an ambitious project in the trenches of real-world interaction—in church basements, at coffee shop debates, and across family dinner tables. He deployed the best tools of logic, science, and historical criticism in conversations with hundreds of committed Evangelicals and Fundamentalists. His goal was simple: to find a definitive method for opening a mind sealed by faith. This book is the result of that exhaustive study. Inside, you ...
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How to Change an Evangelical or Fundamentalist Mind: A Definitive Guide
- Narrated by: Virtual Voice
- Length: 1 hr and 35 mins
- Release date: 08-15-25
- Language: English
- What happens when two decades of rigorous, good-faith arguments fail to change a single mind? For more than twenty years, researcher Brien Norris ...
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The Motel Bible Wrote Back
- By: Jack Bennett
- Narrated by: Virtual Voice
- Length: 8 hrs and 42 mins
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A disgraced ghostwriter hides in a roadside motel and finds a Bible that writes back the truth. Ethan Turner made his living turning famous sinners into bestselling redemption stories. Actors, pastors, chefs, recovery icons, men with lawyers and publicists and beautiful explanations for the damage they left behind. Ethan knew what to cut: names, dates, receipts, witnesses, women who made the narrative inconvenient. Then his career collapses, and he runs to the Mercy Motor Lodge off I-40. Room 14 has stained carpet, bad lighting, a dead pool outside, and a blank motel Bible in the nightstand...
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The Motel Bible Wrote Back
- Narrated by: Virtual Voice
- Length: 8 hrs and 42 mins
- Release date: 06-12-26
- Language: English
- A disgraced ghostwriter hides in a roadside motel and finds a Bible that writes back the truth. Ethan Turner made his living turning famous sinners...
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The Devil's Diplomatic Dictionary
- How to Summon Demons for Fun and Profit
- By: Ann Omynous
- Narrated by: Virtual Voice
- Length: 1 hr and 18 mins
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Care to sell your soul? Imagine all that money! Fear not 'tis but a metaphor. Simply look inside this book and see for yourself! it's a sort of "how to manual" with many insiders definitions... And the salesman is handsome, vaguely foreign, & possessed of obvious...Intelligence. He has an air of sophistication for he is "a man of wealth and taste". A witty look at the strange world of inter-dimensional diplomatic missions , . . The Devil's Diplomatic Dictionary brings a light-hearted laugh to the world of diplomacy, providing funny definitions of the most common terms and phrases of ...
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The Devil's Diplomatic Dictionary
- How to Summon Demons for Fun and Profit
- Narrated by: Virtual Voice
- Length: 1 hr and 18 mins
- Release date: 11-23-24
- Language: English
- Care to sell your soul? Imagine all that money! Fear not 'tis but a metaphor. Simply look inside this book and see for yourself! it's a sort of "...
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The Dead Don't Buy Makeup
- By: Jon Paul Jones
- Narrated by: Virtual Voice
- Length: 4 hrs and 42 mins
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Working in retail cosmetics is bad enough without an infectious pandemic supposedly turning everyone into bloodthirsty zombies. When counting down the days before Black Friday feels like the end of the world, four friends fear they might be right. A backstage pass to the inner circle of luxury beauty and a devilish look at consumer nature, The Dead Don't Buy Makeup brings the humor and the body count. Fashion, beauty, and an indoor amusement park; Maxxitall Mall has it all. With all-new stores and a super sized food court, you won't ever want to leave--and if the endless hordes of ...
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The Dead Don't Buy Makeup
- Narrated by: Virtual Voice
- Length: 4 hrs and 42 mins
- Release date: 08-18-25
- Language: English
- Working in retail cosmetics is bad enough without an infectious pandemic supposedly turning everyone into bloodthirsty zombies. When counting down ...
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Jesus Inc.
- By: Stephen Maddox
- Narrated by: Virtual Voice
- Length: 12 hrs and 48 mins
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Jesus Inc. – A Divine Comedy/Tragedy of Faith, Power, and the Business of Belief Behind the dazzling lights, powerful sermons, and awe-inspiring worship of Old Rugged Cross Church lies something far more complex—a system. One that lifts people up, but also lets them down. That inspires, but sometimes exploits. That seeks to serve, but struggles with its own soul. Jack thought he was answering the call to ministry. Instead, he stepped into the inner workings of a multimillion-dollar megachurch—where faith meets franchise, leadership is performance art, and success is measured in ...
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Jesus Inc.
- Narrated by: Virtual Voice
- Length: 12 hrs and 48 mins
- Release date: 10-30-25
- Language: English
- Jesus Inc. – A Divine Comedy/Tragedy of Faith, Power, and the Business of Belief Behind the dazzling lights, powerful sermons, and awe-inspiring ...
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