Religious Comedy

Shy and socially awkward Fitzwilliam Darcy may finally have a chance to impress Elizabeth Bennet, the woman who he has spent years pining over. If only she didn’t hate him... Mr. Darcy never expected to fall in love. Especially after being blackmailed into a marriage. Unfortunately, he falls in love with Miss Bennet instead of his wife. In an effort to protect his heart, he has spent several years avoiding Miss Bennet and pushing her away, which hasn’t been easy considering they share a brother-in-law. But when he loses his wife in a tragic accident, Miss Bennet moves into his home to ...

A small-town coffee shop. A man who orders chamomile. And the barista who makes “no refusing kindness before noon” a house rule. Gideon Hansen didn’t move to Dalton to be noticed. He moved to disappear—quietly, respectfully, and preferably behind the safest drink on the menu. Chamomile. No caffeine. No risk. No complications. Then he walks into The Ministry of Coffee… and meets Alex. Alex is sunshine with an apron: warm, quick-witted, and entirely unbothered by Gideon’s careful edges. He doesn’t ask prying questions. He doesn’t demand explanations. He just offers tea, a ...

A thirty-foot Nephite Trojan Horse. A multi-galaxy craft conspiracy. And the most dangerous camp prank in church history. Fourteen-year-old Monson Eldridge isn't trying to cause an international incident. He’s just trying to survive the annual church summer camp, secure a high-tier European mission call, and somehow convince Mercy—the beautiful, dream-pop-loving girl from the rival Christian camp across the border—that he’s cool. But in the insular, hyper-corporate culture of Camp Moroni, "cool" requires desperate measures. Backed by a quorum of hyper-sheltered deacons equipped with...

Pet peeves been trailing mud all over your nice, bright outlook? Let Chonda Pierce help you clean up your attitude with a little deep-cleansing, sparkling-fresh humor! This comedian, singer, and preacher's daughter has a knack for finding merriment in those little things that can drive anyone...

All the magick in the realm can’t make the food in Wonderland palatable, but maybe a little bit of Honey can! FREE on Kindle Unlimited! Princess Hanako, Honey to her friends, is moments away from launching a career as a reality TV star when a mysterious portal whisks her away to another world. Magick may rule in Wonderland, but no amount of hocus pocus can fix the terrible food. Cooking for her new family gives Honey a purpose, and hunky Alex from the Order of Falcon is nothing short of delicious, but when her popular café is burgled Honey begins to wonder what the powers that be really ...

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"Prolific romance author Johnson...has produced an enjoyable slow-burn tale; A particularly appealing element of this book is its depiction of a patient, perceptive hero." — Kirkus Reviews Question: What do a reclusive author and an outgoing real estate agent have in common? Answer: Nothing. But fate brought them together on a vacation five years ago, and as Logan and Sloane prepare for their annual get-together, there are sparks flying between them. Sloane: When Logan Murphy, my accidental best friend, calls to say our annual mid-winter trip has to be "redone," he's already got the ...

He’s a comedian. He’s a YouTube sensation. And now he becomes an author. Best known for his song parodies and riffs on yoga pants and homeschooling, Tim Hawkins now shares his perspective on life in the 21st century in his long-awaited debut book. Tim's topics are as wide-ranging as his...

The mystery holds the clues to their hearts. Aaron Mills has buried his aching heart for years under a charming façade. Success and money can never replace what he lost so many years ago. Charlize Dean has her hands full keeping her mother from getting banned from Bingo night in their small town of Eureka Springs. When she gets roped into playing a flapper for a weeklong ‘20s Murder Mystery at the hotel where she works, the last thing on her mind is getting mixed up with the charity event’s gorgeous sponsor—no matter how blue Aaron’s eyes are. Aaron can hardly believe he’s ...

All humanity toils in everlasting slavery. The demonic legions of hell torture, butt-bang, and discard the once proud Earth civilizations as they utilize human muscle to build their machines of war. While humanity is beaten, it is not dead yet. One man holds the key to enlisting the most powerful ally in the universe – God. But where is he? Why has he let this happen? Rumors of big-chested angels are not enough to save man-kind. Will some miracle return Earth to the land of tits and honey it once was? Or will raging, rock-hard, galvanized demon-boners forever be the fate of the anuses of ...

Welcome to Heaven, Inc., the grossly mismanaged corporation in the sky. For as long as anyone can remember, the founder and CEO (known in some circles as "God") has been phoning it in. Lately, he's been spending most of his time on the golf course. And when he does show up at work, it's not to...

Robert Angus Dunbar, was born Mamagal (the boatman) in ancient Sumeria - 3017 B.C. The 2nd Reaper of the gods shares some of his life, memories and reaping of souls in a sarcastic, combative and foul-mouthed way. You will meet the original Reaper as the story of his becoming the Reaper is shared. The modern story begins in Springfield, where the Reaper, preparing to collect the soul of a local doctor, meets young Jonathan Winchester, a mortal with the ability to see the gods the Reaper serves. The Reaper takes a shine to the homeless teen and a unique friendship is born. The question is: ...

🔥 Welcome to Hell: Handbook for the Damned 🔥 A crude survival guide for your eternal stay in the underworld. Congratulations, sinner. You’re dead—and you didn’t make the cut upstairs. Now you’re stuck in Hell for all eternity. Don’t panic (yet). This handbook, written by one of Satan’s most overworked and underpaid demons, is your only shot at making sense of eternal damnation. Inside, you’ll find: Practical tips for surviving the flames, the screams, and the bureaucracy. A brutally honest FAQ for the newly damned (spoiler: yes, the toilets are on fire). A behind-the-...

One bold question. One leap of faith. And a love story four years in the making. In the small town of Marigold, North Carolina, February usually brings chilly sunsets and soup suppers. But this year, Leap Day brings a challenge that Hannah Price isn’t ready for. The town’s beloved winter fundraiser has been turned into a Sadie Hawkins–style party, and the rule is simple: women do the asking. Hannah has spent her life doing the "right" thing—steady service at church, steady competence at her job, and steady boundaries to keep her heart safe. But when her teen mentoring program faces ...

Working in retail cosmetics is bad enough without an infectious pandemic supposedly turning everyone into bloodthirsty zombies. When counting down the days before Black Friday feels like the end of the world, four friends fear they might be right. A backstage pass to the inner circle of luxury beauty and a devilish look at consumer nature, The Dead Don't Buy Makeup brings the humor and the body count. Fashion, beauty, and an indoor amusement park; Maxxitall Mall has it all. With all-new stores and a super sized food court, you won't ever want to leave--and if the endless hordes of ...

The international art market is booming. Agents and gallery owners, frustrated by the lack of acclaimed work available for sale, are frantically searching for accomplished artists to turn into celebrities. Larry Sullivan, an aspiring writer, and Magritt Cline, a doctoral student of art history, are hired by an anonymous patron to prepare a monograph acclaiming the art of Elias Miller, a little known artist who signs his work, Dante the Painter, and has spent ten years illustrating sections of Dante Alighieri’s luminous fourteenth century poem, The Divine Comedy. The couple is surprised ...

A multiple award-winning book! A Grinch of a cowboy, a pregnant recluse, a depressed dog and a matchmaking donkey…it’s an unusual combination... Eight months pregnant, stranded on a freezing winter night and in labor, loner Lilly Tipps has one hope and a prayer: her beloved little donkey Samantha. But is her desperate action enough to get the help she and her baby need? The last thing horse trainer Cort Wells expects on the frozen Texas night is to be awakened by an icicle encrusted donkey with the ability to break and enter. He soon realizes his standoffish neighbor is in trouble but ...

Penelope Price contemplates dating her boss (Derek Hamilton) again. But all they talked about the last time was vehicles they worked on at the auto shop that day. Along with her job at Hamilton Auto Repair, Nell also teaches ballroom dancing at her mom’s studio. And to top off her crazy job schedule, she takes a “Finding Your Spiritual Gifts” test at her church. This sets more things into motion than Penelope ever dreamed of – one being the day her two professions collide. She won’t be able to dance her way out of this predicament. Will Penelope’s newest dance student (Harrison)...

UPDATED EDITION Will Merry get the Christmas gift she wants most of all? Desperate to make ends meet, winsome diner waitress Merry Hopper takes a temp job as a Christmas Coordinator for a handsome widower, promising to bring Christmas back for his three kids. As the "haves" collide with the "have nots" of this world, Merry finds herself head over heels for the family she's never had, most of all her new banker boss, not realizing that he's well on the way toward a Yuletide engagement to his employer's beautiful daughter. Looking for Christmas gift ideas for a Kindle eBook or paperback lover...

When the Gods Came to Play What if God didn't want your worship? What if your prayers went straight to a celestial voicemail box that’s already full? For Beatrice, a woman meticulously dusting her antiques and her anxieties away, life is about preparing for the hereafter. She is devout, dutiful, and quietly waiting for a reward she believes is coming after she dies. But the gods have other plans. One sunny afternoon, her solemn routine is shattered by a storm of giggling butterflies, sent by a mischievous pantheon of deities named Joy, Passion, and Empathy. These are the Elohim, and ...