Holy Bible - Best God Damned Version - The Books of Moses Audiobook By Steve Ebling cover art

Holy Bible - Best God Damned Version - The Books of Moses

For atheists, agnostics, and fans of religious stupidity

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Holy Bible - Best God Damned Version - The Books of Moses

By: Steve Ebling
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Because you know it's nonsense, but were never sure why. Satire Agnosticism Funny Atheism

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This is simply hilarious. In the “it’s funny because it’s true” sense. I’m so glad I found this

So good

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East listen just a tad bit repetitive and it's definitely git some 4th wall breaking implications throughout that I felt was a bit unnecessary for conveying the ridiculousness of the original text but I definitely enjoyed this title

hilarious but a but immature in it's satire

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This book is hilarious! An irreverent take on one of the oldest books of fairytales. I'm listening to it a 2nd time. I want more!

Funny and irreverent

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This is exactly what I was looking for! Thank Yahweh for this author’s God-given satirical excellence! Any serious student of Christianity, Jewishism, Muslimist, Occultist, Magickian, NEEDS TO HEAR THIS!

Gang Rape, Slavery, & Yahweh

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Honestly the AI Virtual voice dead pan deliveries makes some of the humor better. I much would have preferred a human narrator. Hell - I will read this for free if the author contacts me - And I promise to outdo the AI.

If there isn‘t going to be a human narrator - well this is much better than nothing

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