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    • How to Enslave a Human

    • By: Dylan Callens
    • Narrated by: Ulka S. Mohanty
    • Length: 6 hrs and 16 mins
    • Unabridged
    • Overall
      4 out of 5 stars 8
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      4.5 out of 5 stars 8
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      4 out of 5 stars 8

    Our souls were crushed in a quiet revolution. We can no longer think for ourselves in an era controlled by artificial intelligence. While on the brink of starvation, we are led to believe that life is perfect. There is no need for hope; no one realizes that any is required. Only a handful of Untruthers live outside of this grand illusion. I am now one of them. My name is Carl Winston, and I have lost everything to find the truth.

    • 3 out of 5 stars
    • Good premise...

    • By Daniel Abrams on 03-01-18

    Regular price: $19.95

    • Twisted Fairy Tales

    • By: Dylan Callens
    • Narrated by: Marcie Clyde
    • Length: 1 hr and 14 mins
    • Unabridged
    • Overall
      4 out of 5 stars 12
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      4 out of 5 stars 12
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      4 out of 5 stars 12

    Snow White as the cocaine queen? Hansel and Gretel abducted by aliens? And since when is Red's granny into cosplay? Classic fairy tales are re-magined in this collection. Don't expect an innocent Cinderella or a sober Red Riding Hood. As for Pinocchio, what is it that grows when he lies?

    • 4 out of 5 stars
    • Funny and entertaining

    • By Rabid Reader on 07-06-17

    Regular price: $6.95

    • Operation Cosmic Teapot

    • By: Dylan Callens
    • Narrated by: Derek Botten
    • Length: 6 hrs and 19 mins
    • Unabridged
    • Overall
      4.5 out of 5 stars 7
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      5 out of 5 stars 7
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      4.5 out of 5 stars 7

    "A virgin birth? A virgin? Her?" God shouted at Freud while recalling his one night stand with Mary. Freud snorted another line of cocaine in celebration, believing that this story would help Nietzsche in his quest to fire God from Heaven Inc. Nietzsche, however, has other problems: the Norse gods are running amok on Earth, his board of directors are in a constant state of chaos, and syphilis pushes him into a past life that he would rather forget. How will he prevail?

    • 4 out of 5 stars
    • Humorous look at religion

    • By Rabid Reader on 08-16-17

    Regular price: $19.95

    • Once upon a Dystopia

    • By: Mileva Anastasiadou
    • Narrated by: Scott ODell
    • Length: 41 mins
    • Unabridged
    • Overall
      3.5 out of 5 stars 5
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      4 out of 5 stars 5
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      3 out of 5 stars 5

    If someone observed us from afar, they could claim that our civilization was a civilization of walls. That was its main purpose. Such observers would likely not be able to explain why. I cannot either. Walls do not protect. They just trap and kill. Three short stories about a dystopic future, about people turning into machines, about walls and fences, about the way history works. Three short stories about now.

    • 3 out of 5 stars
    • Speculative fiction

    • By Neesie315 on 12-01-17

    Regular price: $3.95

    • Girl: Repurposed

    • By: Meaghan Curley
    • Narrated by: Dani George
    • Length: 8 hrs and 12 mins
    • Unabridged
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    When Tranquila Obiit's salty, daytime television-addicted grandmother tricks her into selling her soul to Hades, dodging near-death experiences becomes a daily ritual. Now, as an employee of the Underworld, Tranquila is pet-sitting a three-headed dog that is hell-bent on destroying her. She's not alone: Hades is battling negative Hollywood stereotypes. Persephone is trying to overcome her jealousy issues. Most importantly, Hera is trying to gain control of a domain that isn't hers.

    Regular price: $19.95

    • The Pacifist

    • By: Mehreen Ahmed
    • Narrated by: Derek Botten
    • Length: 8 hrs and 37 mins
    • Unabridged
    • Overall
      4.5 out of 5 stars 2
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      4.5 out of 5 stars 2
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      4.5 out of 5 stars 2

    In 1866, Peter Baxter's misfortune ends the day he leaves Badgerys Creek orphanage. Unsure of what to do next, Peter finds himself on a farm run by Mr. Brown. An aging man, Brown needs help and is happy to give Peter a place to live in exchange for his labor. Unbeknownst to Peter, Brown's past is riddled with dark secrets tied to the same orphanage, which he has documented in a red folder.

    • 5 out of 5 stars
    • Hauntingly Evocative Historical Fiction

    • By Leland on 10-08-17

    Regular price: $19.95