Showing results by publisher "The Onion, Audible Comedy" in All Categories
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Michael Phelps Returns to Tank at Sea World
- Length: Less than 1 minute
- Release date: 12-25-17
- Language: English
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Crowd Hopes to Catch Glimpse of President Naked
- Length: Less than 1 minute
- Release date: 04-01-16
- Language: English
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Shitty Zoo Promotes New Fruit Bat
- Length: Less than 1 minute
- Release date: 11-24-16
- Language: English
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Geneticists Debate the Ethics of Cloning Humans and Forcing Them to Fight to Death in a Pit
- By: Doyle Redland
- Length: Less than 1 minute
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This just in from The Onion, America's finest news source.
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less than one minute
- By Niall on 03-16-19
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Geneticists Debate the Ethics of Cloning Humans and Forcing Them to Fight to Death in a Pit
- Length: Less than 1 minute
- Release date: 02-18-17
- Language: English
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Fast Food Patrons No Longer Trusted to Dispense Their Own Ketchup
- By: Doyle Redland
- Length: Less than 1 minute
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A new rule says patrons wanting additional ketchup must fill out forms requesting it.
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60 seconds of not funny
- By Kathy Chemacki on 11-23-18
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Fast Food Patrons No Longer Trusted to Dispense Their Own Ketchup
- Length: Less than 1 minute
- Release date: 05-03-17
- Language: English
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A So-Called Christian Has an Erection
- Length: Less than 1 minute
- Release date: 03-19-17
- Language: English
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Man Arrested for Stealing $50,000 Worth of Beards from Hank Williams, Jr.
- By: Doyle Redland
- Length: Less than 1 minute
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[Contains explicit content] This just in from The Onion, America's finest news source.
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Man Arrested for Stealing $50,000 Worth of Beards from Hank Williams, Jr.
- Length: Less than 1 minute
- Release date: 07-24-17
- Language: English
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A Local Self-Defense Instructor Keeps a Couple of Secrets to Himself
- By: Marichelle Kawachi
- Length: Less than 1 minute
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This just in from The Onion, America's finest news source.
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less than one minute
- By Niall on 03-16-19
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A Local Self-Defense Instructor Keeps a Couple of Secrets to Himself
- Length: Less than 1 minute
- Release date: 03-13-17
- Language: English
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An Indian-American Couple's Accent Makes Their Fight Adorable
- Length: Less than 1 minute
- Release date: 03-13-17
- Language: English
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A Local Baby Is Boring
- Length: Less than 1 minute
- Release date: 12-12-17
- Language: English
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A Friend Who Just Bought a Motorcycle Is Already Dead
- By: Marichelle Kawachi
- Length: Less than 1 minute
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Officials say the man was dead within five minutes of handing his check to the salesman.
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less than a minute long
- By ryan on 01-28-19
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A Friend Who Just Bought a Motorcycle Is Already Dead
- Length: Less than 1 minute
- Release date: 10-09-17
- Language: English
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A New Study Finds That a Mass Extinction Could Free Up Billions in Conservation Funding
- By: Doyle Redland
- Length: Less than 1 minute
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A mass extinction would be a major boon both for individual citizens and the country at large.
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60 Seconds of not funny
- By Kathy Chemacki on 11-23-18
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A New Study Finds That a Mass Extinction Could Free Up Billions in Conservation Funding
- Length: Less than 1 minute
- Release date: 01-23-17
- Language: English
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A Local Teen Wastes Her Prime Childbearing Years Going to High School
- By: Marichelle Kawachi
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[Contains explicit content] A community worries that secondary education is getting in the way of a local teen's real purpose.
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A Local Teen Wastes Her Prime Childbearing Years Going to High School
- Length: Less than 1 minute
- Release date: 01-04-17
- Language: English
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The Nation's 4th Graders Continue to Trail the Nation's 5th Graders
- By: Doyle Redland
- Length: Less than 1 minute
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The nation’s 4th graders can seem to catch up.
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under a minute
- By Niall on 03-16-19
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The Nation's 4th Graders Continue to Trail the Nation's 5th Graders
- Length: Less than 1 minute
- Release date: 02-02-17
- Language: English
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A Motocross Champion Quits After Learning Physics
- By: Doyle Redland
- Length: Less than 1 minute
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The champion’s physics teacher says he was particularly interested in the effects of gravity and sudden de-acceleration.
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under a minute
- By Niall on 03-16-19
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A Motocross Champion Quits After Learning Physics
- Length: Less than 1 minute
- Release date: 11-13-17
- Language: English
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The Nation Wonders Why the Struggling Mental Health System Can't Just Pull Itself Together
- By: Doyle Redland
- Length: Less than 1 minute
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This just in from The Onion, America's finest news source.
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not worth even the small price.
- By Glenn Berry on 10-19-19
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The Nation Wonders Why the Struggling Mental Health System Can't Just Pull Itself Together
- Length: Less than 1 minute
- Release date: 10-07-16
- Language: English
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A Conspiracy Theorist Convinces Buzz Aldrin That the Moon Landing Was Faked
- By: Doyle Redland
- Length: 1 min
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This just in from The Onion, America's finest news source.
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I paid 69 cents for a two minute story.
- By Courtney F. on 08-25-19
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A Conspiracy Theorist Convinces Buzz Aldrin That the Moon Landing Was Faked
- Length: 1 min
- Release date: 12-18-16
- Language: English
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