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    • A Texas Oil Buffoon Is Pumping 8000 Barrels of Oil into the Ground Every Day

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    This just in from The Onion, America's finest news source.

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    • Japan Grants the Right to Vote to Female Robots

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    This just in from The Onion, America's finest news source.

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    • Hollywood Diet Secrets Fall Into Non-Celebrity Hands

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    Hollywood is determined to keep their secrets for tight buns under even tighter wraps.

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    • The U.N. Is Evicted from Its Headquarters

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    The United Nations was evicted for numerous building code violations including housing 250 feral cats.

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    • CIA Admits Role in 1985 Coup to Oust David Lee Roth from Van Halen

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    [Contains explicit content] This just in from The Onion, America's finest news source.

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    • 20 Idiots Are Evacuated From the Times Square M&Ms Store

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    The dummies initially resisted the rescue because they weren't done shopping.

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    • Fallen Firefighter Is Remembered as an Idiot Who Sucked at His Job

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    [Contains explicit content] Colleagues remember a fallen brother as a doofus who didn’t know basic safety precautions.

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    • ESPN Courts Women With Emotionally Strongest Man Competition

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    The ESPN competitors push themselves to the limit with astounding feats of inner strength in domestic settings.

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    • Supreme Court Sidekick Kid Justice Is Murdered

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    This just in from The Onion, America's finest news source.

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    • Meth Addicts Demand the Government Address the Nation's Growing Spider Menace

    • By: Doyle Redland
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    [Contains explicit content] This just in from The Onion, America's finest news source.

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    • Michael Phelps Returns to Tank at Sea World

    • By: Doyle Redland
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    This just in from The Onion, America's finest news source.

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    • Astronomers Celebrate the 300th Anniversary of the Discovery of the Sky

    • By: Doyle Redland
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    The tercentenary celebrates the first verifiable glimpse of the sky.

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    • A New Study Finds That a Mass Extinction Could Free Up Billions in Conservation Funding

    • By: Doyle Redland
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    A mass extinction would be a major boon both for individual citizens and the country at large.

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    • The U.S. Navy Forms an Elite New SEAL Team to Write Best-Selling Tell-All Books

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    The 32-man team has undergone extensive training to get prepared.

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    • Bill Clinton Finally Just Shows America His Penis

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    [Contains explicit content] This just in from The Onion, America's finest news source.

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    • A Motocross Champion Quits After Learning Physics

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    The champion’s physics teacher says he was particularly interested in the effects of gravity and sudden de-acceleration.

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    • A New Study Finds 90 Percent of Plane Landings Just Barely Pulled Off

    • By: Doyle Redland
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    Pilots say it is a “miracle“ the plane’s legs don’t snap off after touching the tarmac.

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    • The US Department of Evil Says All Must Die

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    [Contains explicit content] This just in from The Onion, America's finest news source.

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    • Kim Jong-Un's Wife Escapes North Korea in a Long-Range Missile

    • By: Doyle Redland
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    [Contains explicit content] This just in from The Onion, America's finest news source.

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    • A Chinese Class Clown Is Executed

    • By: Doyle Redland
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    The jokester was put to death for drawing a mustache on a picture of the Minister of Education.

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