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    • Geneticists Debate the Ethics of Cloning Humans and Forcing Them to Fight to Death in a Pit

    • By: Doyle Redland
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    This just in from The Onion, America's finest news source.

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    • CIA Admits Role in 1985 Coup to Oust David Lee Roth from Van Halen

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    [Contains explicit content] This just in from The Onion, America's finest news source.

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    • A New Study Finds That a Mass Extinction Could Free Up Billions in Conservation Funding

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    A mass extinction would be a major boon both for individual citizens and the country at large.

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    • 60 Seconds of not funny

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    • The Nation Descends Into Utter Moral Chaos Following the Death of the 'Dear Abby' Columnist

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    The death of "Dear Abby" columnist sends the country into a downward spiral.

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    • Thousands of Elderly Japanese-Americans Are Rounded Up for an Internment Camp's 70th Reunion

    • By: Doyle Redland
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    This just in from The Onion, America's finest news source.

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    • The Nation's Quadriplegics Immobilize on Washington in Support of Stem Cell Research

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    To support stem cell research, the nation’s quadriplegics have immobilized on Washington DC.

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    • Humanitarian Aid Group to Teach Rwandans How to Mingle

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    • The NHL Offers Will Ferrell $350 to Do a Movie About Hockey

    • By: Doyle Redland
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    The NHL has scraped together all its money to hire Will Ferrell to do a movie on hockey.

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    • Meth Addicts Demand the Government Address the Nation's Growing Spider Menace

    • By: Doyle Redland
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    • The U.S. Navy Forms an Elite New SEAL Team to Write Best-Selling Tell-All Books

    • By: Doyle Redland
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    The 32-man team has undergone extensive training to get prepared.

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    • North American Geese Migrate to Andy Garcia's House for the Winter

    • By: Doyle Redland
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    [Contains explicit content] This just in from The Onion, America's finest news source.

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    • 20 Idiots Are Evacuated From the Times Square M&Ms Store

    • By: Doyle Redland
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    The dummies initially resisted the rescue because they weren't done shopping.

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    • Disney Finds Dozens of Unauthorized Characters Inside Its Theme Park

    • By: Doyle Redland
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    Some Disney attendees spent 45 minutes in line to meet someone named Princess Maureen.

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    • The World's Supercomputers Release a New Study Confirming That They Are Not Yet Powerful Enough

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    This just in from The Onion, America's finest news source.

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    • A Motocross Champion Quits After Learning Physics

    • By: Doyle Redland
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    The champion’s physics teacher says he was particularly interested in the effects of gravity and sudden de-acceleration.

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    • An Osprey Devours a Lion in a Massive Food Chain Shakeup

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    • The US Department of Evil Says All Must Die

    • By: Doyle Redland
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    • The CDC Finds a Decrease in Oral Sex Among Teens When Researchers Are Observing

    • By: Doyle Redland
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    • Michael Phelps Returns to Tank at Sea World

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    • A Congressman Will Try to Live on Just the Military's Budget for One Month

    • By: Doyle Redland
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    The senator hopes to shine a light on the problems the defense department has to face.

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