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    • The Nation's 4th Graders Continue to Trail the Nation's 5th Graders

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    The nation’s 4th graders can seem to catch up.

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    • The US Department of the Exterior Opens a National Park in Norway

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    Officials say the 15,000-acre park is the largest American park in Europe.

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    • Man Arrested for Stealing $50,000 Worth of Beards from Hank Williams, Jr.

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    [Contains explicit content] This just in from The Onion, America's finest news source.

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    • The World's Supercomputers Release a New Study Confirming That They Are Not Yet Powerful Enough

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    This just in from The Onion, America's finest news source.

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    • The Nation's Bottom 1% Now Controls Two-Thirds of US Soda Can Wealth

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    The nation's bottom 1% is experiencing newfound wealth.

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    • Another Senate Page Is Dragged Away by the Congressional Swamp Creature

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    This just in from The Onion, America's finest news source.

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    • Kim Jong-Un's Wife Escapes North Korea in a Long-Range Missile

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    [Contains explicit content] This just in from The Onion, America's finest news source.

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    • Thousands of Elderly Japanese-Americans Are Rounded Up for an Internment Camp's 70th Reunion

    • By: Doyle Redland
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    This just in from The Onion, America's finest news source.

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    • A New Report Says the Nation Is Thinking About a Big, Warm Piece of Cinnamon Coffee Cake Right Now

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    Tragically the nation is glumly eating a granola bar right now.

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    • Bill Clinton Finally Just Shows America His Penis

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    [Contains explicit content] This just in from The Onion, America's finest news source.

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    • A Congressman Will Try to Live on Just the Military's Budget for One Month

    • By: Doyle Redland
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    The senator hopes to shine a light on the problems the defense department has to face.

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    • Hollywood Diet Secrets Fall Into Non-Celebrity Hands

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    Hollywood is determined to keep their secrets for tight buns under even tighter wraps.

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    • The National Endowment for the Arts Funds the Construction of a $1.3 Billion Dollar Poem

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    The funding is designed to make sure America's poems are the best in the world.

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    • Japan Grants the Right to Vote to Female Robots

    • By: Doyle Redland
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    This just in from The Onion, America's finest news source.

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    • Congress Passes the First Law in U.S. History That Doesn't Somehow Kill Tens of Thousands of Ducks

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    This just in from The Onion, America's finest news source.

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    • Air India Introduces Business Caste Seating

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    This just in from The Onion, America's finest news source.

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    • Apple's Gag Division Unveils Its Sleekest Dog Shit to Date

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    [Contains explicit content] Apple says this version of excrement is its most advanced to date.

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    • A Pakistani Boy and a U.S. Drone Form an Unlikely Friendship

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    This just in from The Onion, America's finest news source.

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    • A New Bipartisan Law Makes Dog Neckerchiefs Mandatory

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    Lawmakers say the bill was spurred by reports that only 1 in 5 dogs wore neckerchiefs.

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    • Endangered Wildlife Will Be Given New Identities in the Species Protection Program

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    The federal program will give animals new names and habitats to preserve their anonymity.

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