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    • A New Study Says More Couples Are Delaying Divorce Until the Kids Are Old Enough to Remember Every Painful Detail

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    The study says that the kids should be old enough to blame everything on themselves.

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    • A Local Undertaker's Last Few Embalmings Before Summer Vacation Are Always a Little Sloppy

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    The mortuary director has been known to overdo it on the formaldehyde, among other things.

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    • An Area Woman Is Excited to Finally Experience the Unbearable Loneliness of Having Her Own Place

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    The move to solo living comes after the better part of a decade living with roommates.

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    • A Local Life-Insurance Salesman Is a Living Catalog of Horrific Sudden-Death Scenarios

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    This just in from The Onion, America's finest news source.

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    • A Longtime Heckler Just Kind of Fell into Heckling

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    A Heckler says the first time he yelled “you suck,” he was hooked.

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    • An Area Man Is Finally Released After Being Wrongfully Employed for 9 Years

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    A look at the tragic story of man wrongfully employed for nearly 10 years.

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    • Local Kids Are Tired of Hearing Boring Stories About How Their Father Is a Skilled and Generous Lover

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    The siblings say the stories are making them sick.

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    • The Majority of Newspapers Are Now Purchased by Kidnappers Trying to Prove the Date

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    This just in from The Onion, America's finest news source.

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    • A Frugal Couple Saves Money by Making Their Own Porn

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    [Contains explicit content] The couple says there is no reason to pay for something they can do themselves.

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    • A Local Marriage Is Teeming With Sexual Tension

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    The husband says he has to share a bedroom with his wife so he doesn’t want to do anything that would make things awkward.

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    • A Local Dad Can't Believe His Lawn Didn't Get Him Anything for Father's Day

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    This just in from The Onion, America's finest news source.

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    • A Local Grandson's Jigsaw Puzzle Strategy Is F--king Pathetic

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    [Contains explicit content] This just in from The Onion, America's finest news source.

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    • Area Mom Raves About Phoenix Airport

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    This just in from The Onion, America's finest news source.

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    • The Majority of Time at a Party Is Spent Trying to Figure Out a Ride Home

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    Partygoers say inquiries began within an hour of arriving.

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    • A Bold Employee Watches Videos With the Sound on During a Meeting

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    The man showed reportedly no signs whatsoever of fear, restraint, or apprehension.

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    • An Area Man Is Perfectly Content With His Role As Another Cog in the Wheel

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    [Contains explicit content] The man says he's happy to be part of a large, faceless apparatus.

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    • An Area Camera Admits It Just Can't Take a Flattering Picture of Barry

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    [Contains explicit content] A camera can’t make Barry look good no matter how hard it tries.

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    • A Drunken Man Careens Wildly Across the Internet

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    This just in from The Onion, America's finest news source.

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    • A Man Spends His Entire Weekend Binge-Watching His Neighbor

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    This just in from The Onion, America's finest news source.

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    • A Local Teen Wastes Her Prime Childbearing Years Going to High School

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    [Contains explicit content] A community worries that secondary education is getting in the way of a local teen's real purpose.

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