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    • An Assembly Line Foreman Wants to Ask out That Robot From Work

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    Friends say, the foreman is hesitant because he thinks the robot is out of his league.

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    • An Amputee Inspires Others Not to Lose Their Limbs

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    This just in from The Onion, America's finest news source.

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    • Area Couple Vows to Never Again Go Dildo Shopping While Horny

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    [Contains explicit content] This just in from The Onion, America's finest news source.

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    • White Male Privilege Is Squandered on a Job at Best Buy

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    This just in from The Onion, America's finest news source.

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    • garbage. <br />

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    • A New Study Says More Couples Are Delaying Divorce Until the Kids Are Old Enough to Remember Every Painful Detail

    • By: Marichelle Kawachi
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    The study says that the kids should be old enough to blame everything on themselves.

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    • An Area Man Sends Messages to 3,600 Friends Asking What They're up to Tonight

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    2,487 replies suggest that most were going to stay in and watch TV.

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    • A Man Raised by Wolves Is Worried He's Slowly Turning into His Father

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    The local man has already started marking his territory with urine.

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    • Area Woman and Her Gay Best Friend Go on Another One of Their Little Adventures

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    The adventure started by the pair rejecting dozens of outfit combinations for not being “fun enough."

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    • Local Kids Are Tired of Hearing Boring Stories About How Their Father Is a Skilled and Generous Lover

    • By: Marichelle Kawachi
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    The siblings say the stories are making them sick.

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    • A Local Life-Insurance Salesman Is a Living Catalog of Horrific Sudden-Death Scenarios

    • By: Marichelle Kawachi
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    This just in from The Onion, America's finest news source.

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    • The Coast Guard Will Let Yacht Owner Sweat It out a Little Longer

    • By: Marichelle Kawachi
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    The Coast Guard watched the yacht owner jump up and down in frustration for 40 minutes.

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    • A Frugal Couple Saves Money by Making Their Own Porn

    • By: Marichelle Kawachi
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    [Contains explicit content] The couple says there is no reason to pay for something they can do themselves.

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    • A Local 38-Year-Old Is Now the Only One of His Friends Who Hasn't Gotten Married and Divorced

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    This just in from The Onion, America's finest news source.

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    • The Majority of Newspapers Are Now Purchased by Kidnappers Trying to Prove the Date

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    This just in from The Onion, America's finest news source.

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    • A Legal Dream Team of Coworkers Counsels a Local Woman on Her Speeding Ticket

    • By: Marichelle Kawachi
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    The co-workers drew on their comprehensive knowledge to offer sound and reasonable advice.

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    • A Local Pastor Always Knew Area Agnostic Would Come Crawling Back to Church for His Wedding

    • By: Marichelle Kawachi
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    The pastor says the agnostic came back to the church with his tail between his legs.

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    • A Local Grandfather Seems Proud of How Many People Were Killed by Polio

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    This just in from The Onion, America's finest news source.

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    • A Local Man Plans to Take His Anger Out on the Least Powerful Person

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    This just in from The Onion, America's finest news source.

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    • An Elderly Man Is Lauded for Being Alert

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    The family says the man amazingly seemed to recognize every family member in the room.

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    • Area Son Never Displayed Such Dedication Until He Started Football Hazing

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    Parents say it sparked a real passion inside him.

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