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WHAT TRUMP KNOWS: An Exclusive and In-Depth Look Inside the President's Mind...with Lots of Blank Pages! Curious about the mind of the 45th President, Donald J. Trump? Prepare for an eye-opening exploration like no other. WHAT TRUMP KNOWS delves deep into the psyche of President Trump, offering a unique perspective on his knowledge of domestic and foreign politics. Get ready for an exclusive and in-depth look inside the man, his ideologies, and his seemingly insatiable quest for power and wealth. But here's the twist! The majority of the pages are BLANK! Why? Because this book is a clever ...

Put down the knife, lock away the gun, lay aside the noose - Joy Behar is here to save you from suicide as she hot walks you through the next four years (two if we are lucky, less if liberal dreams come true). Besides despair, the sane response to the insanity in the White House is laughter. On her hit ABC daytime show The View, Joy has been blunt in her condemnation of the comb over-in-chief, and her words have electrified and inspired millions in the resistance for whom #notmypresident has become a rallying cry.

But these are no ordinary cards. This is the original tarot deck, from which all other tarot decks have sprung. Their fate is entwined with a set of gold figurines representing the Major Arcana, which continually dance around a tabletop much like a chess board—the archetypal forces of the universe in miniature. Whoever can bring the deck and the figurines together will wield power over heaven and earth.

Ingersoll Lockwood invented the fictional character Baron Trump in 1890 for a two-part sci-fi/fantasy series about a privileged German heir who undertakes a sequence of fantastic voyages. The style of the Baron Trump series - a mix of fantasy and young-reader-oriented science fiction - anticipated and may have influenced L. Frank Baum's Oz series. The Travel and Adventures of Little Baron Trump describes Baron's trip around the world with his little dog, meeting new races like the Wind Eaters, Man Hoppers, and Melodious Sneezers.

Go deep inside Donald Trump's "very, very large brain" for a tongue-in-cheek look at the events that shaped his Presidency, from his bromance with Kim Jong Un to Trump single-handedly saving the U.S. Armed Forces from ruin by ordering more bullets. This humorous and fictional "unauthorized autobiography" sheds behind-the-scenes light on these and other seminal events from his chaotic term as Dotard-in-Chief, as his BFF Kim calls him in the love letters they share. Read about Trump's views on KellyAnne Conway: I like KellyAnne. She’s got long blonde hair and a trim body, and from a ...

Prepare for a side-splitting adventure through the world of humor and satire with Leaked Trump Audio: Making Jokes Great Again! This audiobook, narrated by a talented Trump impersonator, is your ultimate ticket to a comedic escape that's purely for entertainment purposes.

What do you do when you spot a wild Trump in the election season? New York Times best-selling author and comedian Michael Ian Black has some sage advice for children (and all the rest of us who are scratching our heads in disbelief) in this perfectly timely parody book intended for adults that would be hysterical if it wasn't so true.

So Much Can Change in Seven Short Years… President Trump and Vice President Facebook scramble in 2023 to hang onto power. Both the man and the corporation have different ideas on how to cling onto control. Meanwhile, in Chinese Detroit, Buckeye Jones, one of the last remaining human journalists, learns the deal President Trump made with China is not a good one. As the world reels from the chaos caused by seven years of lunacy, the survival of humankind depends on an unlikely cast of characters and corporations.

The 100th day of POTUS 45's reign encounters its first ever conflict of interest. Vladimir Putin dispatches his most dangerous, undercover agents to collect President Trump and forces him to keep his promise: the surrender of America's nuclear arsenal, and his butthole. Meanwhile, with Congress celebrating the outlawing of Democrats, the EU invading American shores, and Steve Bannon sublimating Mike Pence, only Ivanka Trump is willing to save her father. What will America hail so proudly at the twilight's last gleaming?

No one thought that MacTrump - Lord of MacTrump Towers, Son of New York - would ascend to the highest position in the kingdom. Yet with the help of his unhappy but dutiful wife Lady MacTrump, his clever daughter Dame Desdivanka, and his coterie of advisers, MacTrump is comfortably ensconced in the White Hold as President of the United Fiefdoms, free to make proclamations to his subjects through his favorite messenger, McTweet. The Democrati, mourning the loss of their cherished leader O'Bama, won't give up without a fight.

Hasta la Vista, America: Trump’s Farewell Address is an original audiobook written by Kurt Andersen and performed by Alec Baldwin. The duo are the creative team behind 2017’s New York Times best-selling Trump-parody You Can’t Spell America Without Me. In Hasta la Vista, America, we hear Baldwin’s Trump holed up in the White House with only advisor Hope Hicks there to run the recording session. “Trump” endeavors to deliver not only his Farewell Address but also his 2021 State of the Union Address.

2036: The Year Trump Stepped Down is the hilarious and quirky futuristic story of America after enduring 20 years with Donald TXXXP and his family running the show. America in 2036 is a place where only two types of people exist: the have-nots and the rich. The have-nots must gut it out every day in the dangerous outdoors (suffering other-worldly and disastrous weather patterns along with the better-than-likely chance of getting shot for any reason at all). The rich reside in the 10 domed capital cities....

In American Tantrum, the star of Comedy Central’s acclaimed The President Show opens the vault and releases Donald J. Trump’s presidential archives. The result is a devastatingly hilarious audiobook that gets closer to truth than any nonfiction account, voiced by the author, Anthony Atamanuik, with guests Neil Casey, Kathy Griffin, Tom Arnold, John Gemberling, and Lennon Parham. 

In the distant future, the United States is a socialist country. And Americans have no knowledge of its true history. Because the socialists in charge have destroyed all evidence of its capitalist past. Until a high school teacher stumbles onto an ancient book that tells of an America filled with hopes and dreams… of people who worked hard for a better future. Turns out he’s the descendant of one of America’s greatest Presidents. When William Trump begins to envision a different future for America it lights a fire deep in his soul. And there’s only one way to change the country. Run...

This book is important, and not just because it's about Donald Trump. It is essential listening for anyone who wants to discover the official Trump Brand Origin Story, to learn his positions on vital issues like the military - "Are These the Biggest Missiles We Have?," science - "If Einstein Was So Smart, Why Wasn't He Rich?" and good government - "Of the Good People, By the Good People, and For the Good People."

🇺🇸 Explore the Alternate Reality of America's 45th President in "The Trump Card"! 🃏 How can Trump be guilty if he was born innocent?? Delve into a remarkable tale blurring the borders between reality and fiction, with "The Trump Card." Discover the accomplishments and innocence of Donald Trump in a compelling story that showcases his unrelenting commitment and spotless purity as he negotiates the political terrain with divine wisdom. 🕊️ Inside "The Trump Card," you'll uncover: 🌟 An alternate reality where innocence reigns supreme, from Trump's magnificent birth to his ...

My Meeting with Trump is a satirical, short story littered with facts. Sound interesting? The author thinks so too! Listen to My Meeting with Trump and experience the compelling world of political humorous fiction.

Summer 2018. Two years into President Donald J. Trump's first term in office, America has never been greater. The Even Greater Wall along the Mexican border is under construction, paid for by Mexico. Americans have more money in their pockets thanks to lower taxes and the president's creative money-raising strategies. Who else would have thought to pay for FEMA's budget by suing the Catholic Church over property damage caused by acts of God?

Well, now you've gone and done it, America. You've elected Donald K. Trump president, and the US will never again be the same! The problem for all of us is that he's got plans - lots of them. The list reads like a bad acid trip: nominating Bernie Madoff for secretary of the Treasury; "Trumpifying" the Constitution; making personal real estate deals with Vladimir Putin; staging a hostile takeover of one of America's great news magazines - to name just a few.

Twice a week, the president pilots his ultraluxury airship Trump Sky Alpha (seats start at $50,000), delivering, as he travels between D.C., New York City, and Mar-a-Lago, a streaming YouTube address to the nation, in which he trumpets his successes and blasts his enemies - until the day his words plunge the world into nuclear war. One year later, with 90 percent of the world's population destroyed, a journalist named Rachel has taken refuge in the Twin Cities Metro Containment Zone.