A Child's First Book of Trump

By: Michael Ian Black

Narrated by: Michael Ian Black

What do you do when you spot a wild Trump in the election season? New York Times best-selling author and comedian Michael Ian Black has some sage advice for children (and all the rest of us who are scratching our heads in disbelief) in this perfectly timely parody book intended for adults that would be hysterical if it wasn't so true.

The beasty is called an American Trump.

Its skin is bright orange, its figure is plump.

Its fur so complex, you might get enveloped.

Its hands, though, are, sadly, underdeveloped.

The Trump is a curious creature, very often spotted in the wild, but confounding to our youngest citizens. A business mogul, reality TV host, and now...political candidate? Kids (and, let's be honest, many adults) might have difficulty discerning just what this thing that's been dominating news coverage this election cycle is. Could he actually be real? Are those...words coming out of his mouth? Why are his hands so tiny? And, perhaps most importantly, what on earth do you do when you encounter an American Trump?

With his signature wit and a classic style, comedian Michael Ian Black introduces those unfamiliar with the Americus Trumpus to his distinguishing features and his mystifying campaign for world domination...sorry...president of the United States.

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I love it!!

I don’t judge anyone but this is sooooo accurate 😂 #rockthevote Please let us make change!

Fun listen

Very much enjoyed listening to this book. It definitely made me laugh out loud

Fantastic!

Captures everything you need to know about the American Trump, and how to avoid it! Should be required reading and listening by all!

So funny!!

I loved this book! Dr. Seuss would be proud.
I Love the doctor Seuss style that he used in writing this book.
So simple that even a Trump lover can follow along.
Loved the background music as well. That just made it better.

hilarious

Thanks Michael Ian Black for writing this. Super clever and chuckle-worthy! Totally worth 7 minutes of anyone's time!

Very Funny - not so much for children

Thought it was great - especially best way to deflate his ego is to ignore him!

Hysterical!

A brilliant short little book. It's like Dr Seuss and Mark Russell had a baby, and it was this book. A must for all who like humor and politics

love this book ... love Michael Ian Black

So clever that I wish I had thought of it. But there is no way I could have done it as well as Michael Ian Black did. Funny and smart. So happy to have bought this. And another reason to follow Black at all the various things he does.

A laugh just when we needed one!

This was just the comic relief I needed after four years of “He who must not be named”. If ya don’t find the humor, you are waaaay too serious.
Thanks so much. I really needed this! 😂

Not disappointed. 👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻

Loved it! lighthearted humor for all ages. way to go MIB! Bought as a joke but loved it and will be sharing.