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Where'd You Go, Bernadette: A Novel

Booktrack Edition
Narrated by: Kathleen Wilhoite
Length: 9 hrs and 35 mins
Categories: Fiction, Humor
4.5 out of 5 stars (616 ratings)

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Publisher's Summary

Where'd You Go, Bernadette: A Novel: Booktrack Edition adds an immersive musical soundtrack to your audiobook listening experience!*

A whip-smart, hysterical dramedy about a family in crisis after the disappearance of its brilliant, misanthropic matriarch.

Bernadette Fox is notorious. To her Microsoft-guru husband, she's a fearlessly opinionated partner; to fellow private-school mothers in Seattle, she's a disgrace; to design mavens, she's a revolutionary architect, and to 15-year-old Bee, she is a best friend and, simply, Mom.

Then Bernadette disappears. It began when Bee aced her report card and claimed her promised reward: a family trip to Antarctica. But Bernadette's intensifying allergy to Seattle - and people in general - has made her so agoraphobic that a virtual assistant in India now runs her most basic errands. A trip to the end of the earth is problematic.

To find her mother, Bee compiles email messages, official documents, secret correspondence - creating a compulsively listenable and touching novel about misplaced genius and a mother and daughter's role in an absurd world.  

*Booktrack is an immersive format that pairs traditional audiobook narration to complementary music. The tempo and rhythm of the score are in perfect harmony with the action and characters throughout the audiobook. Gently playing in the background, the music never overpowers or distracts from the narration, so listeners can enjoy every minute. When you purchase this Booktrack edition, you receive the exact narration as the traditional audiobook available, with the addition of music throughout.

©2012 Maria Semple (P)2018 Hachette Audio

Critic Reviews

"[A] cracklingly smart family dramedy.... [I was] stunned and transported by this extraordinarily powerful and intelligent novel."(Lev Grossman, Time)

"Intertwined with the funny stuff is the heartfelt story of a personal crisis of a creative talent who's slipped off the rails.... Bernadette's journey is fresh, funny, and thought provoking." (Anne Payne, The Florida Times-Union)

"Semple's epistolary novel satirizes Seattle, Microsoft, helicopter parents, the elite, and the overeducated - while revealing truths about family, genius, ambition, and resilience." (Gillian Flynn, GQ)

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  • jk
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no music needed

book was sweet. the incessant background instrumentals, while lovely, were quite distracting and detracted from the story.

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CANNOT STAND the narrator!

Narrators often make or break an audio book for me. This narrator's "male" voices were terrible. She sounded constipated and I hated listening to them. She should just stick to her quirky voice as it is naturally. Story content seems okay. Not spectacular. Moves along painstakingly slowly.

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BACKGROUND MUSIC!

'A fun summer diversion nicely narrated. However the background music was too loud and distracting.

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The background music was annoying at times. it would have been nice to be able to turn off this function.

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Book is ok, background music is horrible!

I did not understand that the background music plays randomly throughout this book and for long periods of time. It is so distracting! Booktrack is a terrible idea. I wish I had known . The narration is also a little bit annoying. A lot of adults have difficulty with children’s voices. But this one seems to have difficulty with a lot of different voices . It’s really unfortunate and has colored my opinion of the story. I should have eye-read this one.

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I found the background music annoying sometimes. This was the first audio book with background music I listen to. I like the energy the narrator.

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Love. This. Book! The narration is perfection.

This book was recommended by word of mouth and I just listened to it for a second time. I relished it throughout all over again. It's a great mix of snarky humour, characters you'd love to know in real life, plot intrique. Leaves you with a smile on your face wanting more. LOVE this narrator (remembered her from TV/movies). Can't praise her enough. perfect interpretation of the cast of characters.

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Quite a Suspension of Disbelief

This book is filled with horrible people. There is not a single likable character, and I think this was unintentional. The characters are all supposed to be sympathetic. They are written to be multidimensional, but I didn’t believe it.

There are entirely too many looses ends and unexplored areas. How did Kyle end up adjusting? How did Elgie adjust? I just don’t believe the characters and that they are true to who they are.

The format of the book was interesting and vaguely entertaining, but no one is that detailed and rambling when they write letters or emails. It wasn’t believable. The format hurt this book.

Anywho. Not a fan.

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delightful story through artifacts

delightful and unique. kept me captured great story revealed through artifacts. excellent narration as well

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really liked

I do wish it had tied up better at the end, but I was really unable to tear myself away from time to time.

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