Too Stupid to Fail

The Story of Shirley Jean

By: Andrew Bard

Narrated by: Andrew Bard

As I grew up I started to see that children acted up and struggled mostly due to a lack of sense of self. The modern family, with both parents working and struggling themselves, did not lend time to learn about one's family history. There was no sense of "where I came from" and as such this audiobook is a collection of stories I used to teach my own daughter who she was, where she came from and consequently what the phrase "you're a Bard, we don't act like that" meant.

My grandmother was an unintentional feminist who did what she wanted, didn't ask for permission and, according to her "was just the right amount of stupid to succeed". She also raised me (or, "took me over" as I usually say it...I was definitely a cost-center on her P&L) from the time my mother passed away two weeks after my ninth birthday. As cliche as it is to say this, I learned nearly everything I know about the world, life, and about not worrying or overthinking from her.

I hope you find something in here that can help you with your own family or even yourself. We're all in this together.

©2019 Andrew Bard (P)2019 Andrew Bard

What Would Granny Do?!

Entertaining and insightful stories about an amazing woman. Clear sound quality and the narrator, Andrew Bard, did a great job. Would highly recommend.

Uplifting and entertaining lessons for life!

The author, Andrew Bard, serves as both the writer and the narrator of the audiobook. This unique approach allows him to personally recount the stories and experiences shared in the book, rather than simply reading the text verbatim. As the narrator, he brings an added layer of authenticity and emotion to the storytelling, making it an even more personal and engaging experience for the listeners. His direct involvement as the narrator adds depth to the stories, allowing the audience to connect with the material on a more intimate level; as they are hearing these cherished memories and life lessons directly from the author himself.

In "Too Stupid To Fail", Andrew takes us on a heartfelt journey into his upbringing, showcasing the indomitable spirit and wisdom of his no-nonsense grandmother, who unselfishly took him in after the death of his mother. Through a series of poignant stories, he vividly illustrates the powerful life lessons she imparted. From discipline to resilience, from love to grit, this audiobook is a moving tribute to the unwavering strength of his grandmother and the enduring impact of her guidance.

As you listen to this captivating account, you'll be drawn into the author's world, experiencing the trials and triumphs that shaped him into the person he is today. The storytelling is not just a memoir but a heartfelt tribute to the remarkable woman who served as his mentor and source of inspiration. I guarantee you will learn something about life from these tales.

With a mix of humor and emotion, "Too Stupid To Fail" offers a unique and memorable listening experience that resonates with all who have had a guiding figure in their lives. It reminds us of the profound impact our loved ones can have, and the invaluable life lessons they pass down through their wisdom and experiences.

This audiobook is a touching exploration of the deep connections between generations and the enduring wisdom that can be found in even the toughest of mentors. "Too Stupid To Fail" is a compelling and heartwarming story that will leave you with a renewed appreciation for the wisdom of the important figures in our own lives.

P.S.: You did good, Shirley Jean. I know you're proud, as you should be.