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The Corn Siege
- Narrated by: Joseph Robert Courtemanche
- Length: 6 hrs and 20 mins
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Publisher's summary
Average Americans were told, "You will own nothing, and be happy." They are not happy, but now they have nothing, so have nothing left to lose. But what to do? A mysterious 'Corn King' proves to be the catalyst. The 'Corn King' explains how activist-soldiers like Saul Alinsky have targeted them, and reveals how Americans can turn the tables on their oppressors using the same tactics that were used against them.
Individuals are tired of being chewed up and spit out in the progressive's bid to create a 'perfect society, ' but is it too late to do anything about it? In The Corn Siege, America finally ruptures, the rage spreading from 'fly over' country in a great wave that ultimately reaches the coasts, threatening to drown them.
The Corn Siege is satirical fiction, not prophecy. It glories in skewering the people who don't believe we need farms because we have grocery stores. It mocks the people who believe you can plant a cow and harvest lettuce. In The Corn Siege, people get what they deserve: the harvest of the kinds of seeds they actually planted.
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- Zak Jordan
- 01-30-24
Humorously Depressing
Joseph's light hearted voice helps ease the sting that this well-written but quite depressing story inflicts. The all too close to the truth (from this pov) behaviors of some of the characters would be hilarious, if i thought people would actually gain self reflection in this scenario.
it's sobering, but well worth the read or listen.
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- Gayle
- 02-14-24
Being there
As the story is narrated, it is as though you are in the next room. Listening to the actual happenings. Joseph has the ability to not only bring the action to you but put you into the exact vicinity where it is happening. Thank you for another great adventure.
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- LG
- 01-28-24
omg a must listen
Ok...this was excellent. I had to rewind it over and over because how nuts some of the stuff is. this needs to be listened to by everyone. I will listen to it over and over. the performance was spectacular.
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- Sam Pakan
- 01-29-24
Here, here! And Hear, hear!
A delightful political satire with a powerful and practical manifesto added. I can only wish every American would read it!
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