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Terminal Alliance
- Janitors of the Post-Apocalypse Series, Book 1
- Narrated by: Rebecca Mitchell
- Length: 12 hrs and 8 mins
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Publisher's summary
The Krakau came to Earth to invite humanity into a growing alliance of sentient species. However, they happened to arrive after a mutated plague wiped out half the planet, turned the rest into shambling, near-unstoppable animals, and basically destroyed human civilization. You know - your standard apocalypse.
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- Ron
- 01-24-18
Terrible Performance!
This is a good book. It is entertaining and funny without being silly. But the stilted monotone of the reader makes it a genuine slog.
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- Matthew
- 02-08-18
A Splendid Start!
I was leery of this book. You see, I like funny scifi books, so this one sounded right up my alley. However, I dropped Hines’s Magic ex Libris series after the second book because it had a great concept but a mediocre execution. I am happy to say that this book had both a nice concept and good execution.
Earth has been turned into a planet of (effectively) zombies and was on its way to extinction when some friendly aliens came along and figured out how to make these “ferals” sentient again and introduce them to the stars. The effect of this is that humans are now subservient employees to their saviors and also the most feared soldiers in the galaxy thanks to how hard they are to kill. See? As I said, it’s a great concept. I love that for once humans aren’t the weakest, plucky race in space. Soooo what happens when all the humans except the janitors on a warship revert to their flesh-eating state and murder the aliens onboard? Well, you get a crew of janitors trying to fly a starship and not get killed by literally everything else.
It’s pretty great. Similar to the Bobiverse series, if you are familiar with it, this author took a relatively realistic approach. No one knows how to do the highly technical things and they often make things worse - much to hilarious results. The story flows well and nothing feels like it came out of nowhere. Additionally, while this is a series, this book is isolated on its own with a satisfying ending.
So yeah, I recommend this book to anyone who likes humorous or light-hearted scifi.
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- Ren1half
- 03-11-20
One note reading makes this fall a little flat
I feel like if I had read this I would have enjoyed it more. The narrator reads like she's going through the dictionary. The author was trying to tell jokes and keep the tone light but Rebecca Mitchell just kept plodding along like she'd never heard a joke in her life. Voice differences between characters were very subtle too. I made it all the way through though and the book was decent. Not sure I want to go to the next when the narrator is still Rebecca.
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- G. Amundsen
- 03-18-19
Good plot and characters
This was a bit predictable but had some fun twists. Well written characters. An overall good listen.
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- RXRY
- 05-11-18
Narrator drags this book down!
While the story plot is not bad, the character development is diminished by the Audio Reader. She has a droning inflection and lack of energizing differentiated character emotives in her voice. Thus, my mind drifted off and I missed a lot of meat of book in my daze. I am going to have to pay more attention to book audio samples to get a prior feel of the Narrator before spending money on a purchase again.
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- swyrlgirl
- 05-14-22
Get dramatized
I'm might be unfair but it's hard to pay attention to this reader. She's new? Distracts from story.
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- Blake Van de Loo
- 10-25-23
Don’t bother
The story line in minimal & boring.
Most of the time, the reeder sounds like a robot.
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- A.
- 05-05-23
Fun and Funny Scifi Adventure!
I have thoroughly enjoyed the first installment of the "Janitors of the Post Apocalypse" series! The entire concept is absolutely hilarious and the wordlbuilding is 'Valerian and the City of a Thousand Planets' level of weird and fantastic. The performance is really good during the dramatic moments and the actor does great with a variety of different voices, but I did feel some of the humor fell a little flat. Definitely not a dealbreaker for me, but I may read the book as well to get the full, humorous effect.
Overall, looking forward to the next book!
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- Gabriel F. Cuellar
- 09-01-22
Hines' best yet!
love it, the stories, characters and setting are all three dimensional and feel lived in. The narrator is a bit flat, but not enough to negatively impact the book.
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- Tracy J.
- 08-23-22
Humorous and entertaining.
The plot is clever and unexpected. The absurd idea of janitorial staff running a spaceship becomes believable in an odd mix of knowledge and function. I am hooked.
The reader is very good, in spite of comments to the contrary. Clear pronunciation made it easy to follow. I often struggle with soft voices and thick accents. There was none of that here. I had no trouble identifying the speaker.
Overall, a delightful space opera with a light touch. I can"t wait to see what happens next.
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A vengeful ghost trapped in a goblin's ear...a flaming spider who must help stop a goddess from conquering a science-fiction convention...a goblin nursery worker who finds herself trapped in the middle of a war. This collection features six humorous short stories that explore the fantasy realm from the perspective of the lowest of the low, the unlikeliest of unheroes: the goblins.
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I like it
- By Amazon Customer on 08-26-23
By: Jim C. Hines
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Disappearing Nightly [Dramatized Adaptation]
- Esther Diamond, Book 1
- By: Laura Resnick
- Narrated by: full cast, Colleen Delany, Bob Payne, and others
- Length: 6 hrs and 44 mins
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When bizarre magical disappearances disrupt shows around the city, Esther receives a mysterious warning not to go on with her off-Broadway show. Desperate to stay on stage rather than resort to waiting tables, Esther turns to her new BFF, Dr. Maximillian Zadok, a 350-year-old mage whose day job is protecting New York from Evil. Determined to get to the bottom of this mystery without losing her job, Esther and Max team up with a conjuring cowboy, a banker with stage aspirations, and a flock of fearless drag queens.
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unexpected fun
- By mary on 04-08-22
By: Laura Resnick
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Shakedowners
- Shakedowers Series, Book 1
- By: Justin Woolley
- Narrated by: Grant Cartwright
- Length: 8 hrs and 47 mins
- Unabridged
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Some starship captains explore strange new worlds, seeking out new life and new civilizations. Some lead missions of discovery through wormholes to the other side of the galaxy. Then there's Captain Iridius B. Franklin, someone who spent too long seeking out strange new bars and new alien cocktails.
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Romping good fun
- By Andrea on 02-10-22
By: Justin Woolley
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View from the Imperium
- View from the Imperium Series, Book 1
- By: Jody Lynn Nye
- Narrated by: Ramon De Ocampo
- Length: 15 hrs and 57 mins
- Unabridged
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P. G. Wodehouse meets space opera, as Ensign Thomas Innes Loche Kinago, fresh from the Academy is given his first command. A crumb from the upper crust, he's eager to uphold the traditions of his family, and in particular, his mother, a distinguished Admiral of the Imperium. Of course, he's aware of the importance of always having simply smashing tailored uniforms on hand, and having his camera ready to record memorable moments for his scrapbook.
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Over 200 books and this is my first review .
- By tom on 05-19-20
By: Jody Lynn Nye
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Goblin Quest [Dramatized Adaptation]
- Goblin Trilogy, Book 1
- By: Jim C. Hines
- Narrated by: full cast, Nanette Savard, Dylan Lynch, and others
- Length: 6 hrs and 18 mins
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Jig the goblin was the runtiest member of an admittedly puny race. Jig was scrawny, so nearsighted as to be almost blind, and had such a poor self-image that when he chose a god to worship, it was one of the forgotten ones - after all, what other sort of god would have him as worshiper? He also had a cowardly fire-spider for a pet, a creature that was likely to set your hair on fire if it got into a panic. Made to stand tunnel watch by the goblin bullies who'd been assigned the job, it was just Jig's luck to be taken captive by a group of adventurers.
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Theater of the mind
- By Muharrem on 04-02-21
By: Jim C. Hines
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Hot Lead, Cold Iron [Dramatized Adaptation]
- A Mick Oberon Job, Book 1
- By: Ari Marmell
- Narrated by: full cast, Eric Messner, Ren Kasey, and others
- Length: 6 hrs and 36 mins
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Chicago, 1932. Mick Oberon may look like just another private detective, but beneath the fedora and the overcoat, he's got pointy ears and he's packing a wand.
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I have been looking for this for years.
- By David hay on 12-12-20
By: Ari Marmell
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Goblin Tales [Dramatized Adaptation]
- Compilation of Humorous Fantasy Stories
- By: Jim C. Hines
- Narrated by: full cast, Michael John Casey, Nanette Savard, and others
- Length: 3 hrs and 11 mins
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A vengeful ghost trapped in a goblin's ear...a flaming spider who must help stop a goddess from conquering a science-fiction convention...a goblin nursery worker who finds herself trapped in the middle of a war. This collection features six humorous short stories that explore the fantasy realm from the perspective of the lowest of the low, the unlikeliest of unheroes: the goblins.
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I like it
- By Amazon Customer on 08-26-23
By: Jim C. Hines
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Disappearing Nightly [Dramatized Adaptation]
- Esther Diamond, Book 1
- By: Laura Resnick
- Narrated by: full cast, Colleen Delany, Bob Payne, and others
- Length: 6 hrs and 44 mins
- Original Recording
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When bizarre magical disappearances disrupt shows around the city, Esther receives a mysterious warning not to go on with her off-Broadway show. Desperate to stay on stage rather than resort to waiting tables, Esther turns to her new BFF, Dr. Maximillian Zadok, a 350-year-old mage whose day job is protecting New York from Evil. Determined to get to the bottom of this mystery without losing her job, Esther and Max team up with a conjuring cowboy, a banker with stage aspirations, and a flock of fearless drag queens.
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unexpected fun
- By mary on 04-08-22
By: Laura Resnick
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Shakedowners
- Shakedowers Series, Book 1
- By: Justin Woolley
- Narrated by: Grant Cartwright
- Length: 8 hrs and 47 mins
- Unabridged
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Some starship captains explore strange new worlds, seeking out new life and new civilizations. Some lead missions of discovery through wormholes to the other side of the galaxy. Then there's Captain Iridius B. Franklin, someone who spent too long seeking out strange new bars and new alien cocktails.
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Romping good fun
- By Andrea on 02-10-22
By: Justin Woolley
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View from the Imperium
- View from the Imperium Series, Book 1
- By: Jody Lynn Nye
- Narrated by: Ramon De Ocampo
- Length: 15 hrs and 57 mins
- Unabridged
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P. G. Wodehouse meets space opera, as Ensign Thomas Innes Loche Kinago, fresh from the Academy is given his first command. A crumb from the upper crust, he's eager to uphold the traditions of his family, and in particular, his mother, a distinguished Admiral of the Imperium. Of course, he's aware of the importance of always having simply smashing tailored uniforms on hand, and having his camera ready to record memorable moments for his scrapbook.
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Over 200 books and this is my first review .
- By tom on 05-19-20
By: Jody Lynn Nye
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The Praxis
- The Dread Empire's Fall Trilogy, Book 1
- By: Walter Jon Williams
- Narrated by: Stefan Rudnicki
- Length: 13 hrs and 24 mins
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For millennia, the Shaa have subjugated the universe, forcing the myriad sentient races to bow to their joyless tyranny. But the Shaa will soon be no more. The Dread Empire is in its rapidly fading twilight, and with its impending fall comes the promise of a new galactic order...and bloody chaos. A young Terran naval officer marked by his lowly birth, Lt. Gareth Martinez is the first to recognize the insidious plot of the Naxid - the powerful, warlike insectoid society that was enslaved before all others - to replace the masters’ despotic rule with their own.
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Nothing ever happens
- By shalte on 10-03-21
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Supervillainy and Other Poor Career Choices
- By: J.R. Grey
- Narrated by: Neil Hellegers
- Length: 7 hrs and 32 mins
- Unabridged
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When a down-on-his-luck engineer ends up coming into possession of a rundown suit of power-armor, he sees an opportunity to make some quick cash by selling it off to the nearest supervillain. Unfortunately for him, what should have been a quick and easy sale to pay off his debts quickly grows into an ongoing series of events that serve only to drag him deeper and deeper into the criminal underbelly of the city he calls home.
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Who doesn’t love a techno-hermit with a set of power armor! 🤖
- By C. White on 11-12-19
By: J.R. Grey
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A Study in Brimstone [Dramatized Adaptation]
- Warlock Holmes, Book 1
- By: G. S. Denning
- Narrated by: full cast, Scott McCormick, Eric Messner, and others
- Length: 7 hrs and 59 mins
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Sherlock Holmes is an unparalleled genius. Warlock Holmes is an idiot. A font of arcane power, certainly. But he’s brilliantly dim. Frankly, he couldn’t deduce his way out of a paper bag. The only thing he has really got going for him are the might of a thousand demons and his stalwart companion. Thankfully, Dr. Watson is always there to aid him through the treacherous shoals of Victorian propriety...and save him from a gruesome death every now and again.
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What fun
- By Liisa on 06-15-23
By: G. S. Denning
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Space Team: The Collected Adventures, Volume 1
- Funny Sci Fi Space Action Adventure
- By: Barry J. Hutchison
- Narrated by: Phil Thron
- Length: 24 hrs and 26 mins
- Unabridged
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When petty criminal Cal Carver is locked in a cell with a deranged, semi-naked cannibal, he suspects his life has hit its lowest point. He is mistaken. Abducted by aliens and whisked across the galaxy, Cal is thrown into a team of misfits and criminals and sent on a top secret mission for the president of Space. And that's when everything starts to go very, very wrong....
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Absurd. Irreverent. A damn good time!
- By Vukodlak on 08-13-20
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Deathstalker
- Deathstalker Series, Book 1
- By: Simon R. Green
- Narrated by: Gildart Jackson
- Length: 22 hrs and 45 mins
- Unabridged
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