It’s Best If You Don’t Reach Out
The Unexceptional Late Thirties Male Against Covid-19, Genital Herpes, and $18 an Hour Employment
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Jason Kinkade
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It’s Best If You Don’t Reach Out (COVID vs. herpes) is about an unexceptional late-30s male trying to make his way through 2019, 2020, and 2021, while two kaiju viruses do battle over a rigged economy.
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