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Everything's Trash, but It's Okay
- Narrated by: Phoebe Robinson
- Length: 8 hrs and 55 mins
- Unabridged Audiobook
- Release date: 10-16-18
- Language: English
- Publisher: Penguin Audio
Regular price: $28.00
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Publisher's Summary
From New York Times best-selling author and star of 2 Dope Queens Phoebe Robinson comes a new, hilarious, and timely essay collection on gender, race, dating, and a world that seems to always be a self-starting dumpster fire.
Wouldn't it be great if life came with an instruction manual? Of course, but like access to Michael B. Jordan's house, none of us are getting any. Thankfully, Phoebe Robinson is ready to share everything she has experienced to prove that if you can laugh at her topsy-turvy life, you can laugh at your own.
Written in her trademark unfiltered and singularly witty style, Robinson's latest essay collection is a call to arms. She tackles a wide range of topics, such as giving feminism a tough-love talk in hopes it can become more intersectional; telling society's beauty standards to kick rocks; and taking a hard look at our culture's obsession with work. Robinson also gets personal, exploring debt she has hidden from her parents, how dating is mainly a warmed-over bowl of hot mess, and, maybe most importantly, meeting Bono not once but twice.
She's struggled with being a woman with a political mind and a woman with an ever-changing jeans size. She knows about trash not only because she sees it every day but also because she's seen about 100,000 hours of reality TV and zero hours of Schindler's List.
Everything's Trash, but It's Okay is a candid perspective for a generation that has had the rug pulled out from under it too many times to count as well as an intimate conversation with a new best friend.