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Holy Frigging Matrimony Audiobook

Holy Frigging Matrimony

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Publisher's Summary

What does Drew Evans have to say next? Find out in this short story, filled with his sexy charm, unique advice, and hilarious one-liners.

Marriage: The final frontier. Steven went first. He was kind of our test subject. Like those monkeys that NASA sent off into space in the '50s, all the while knowing they’d never make it back.

And now another poor rocket is ready to launch.

But this isn't just any posh New York wedding. You've seen my friends, you've met our families, you know you're in for a treat. Everyone wants their wedding to be memorable. This one's going to be un-frigging-forgettable.

©2014 Emma Chase (P)2014 Simon & Schuster, Inc.

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    Jim "The Impatient" 11-17-15 Member Since 2016
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    "Manly"

    HAVE I TOLD YOU HOW COCK STIFFENLY BEAUTIFUL YOU ARE?
    I will admit that I did not want to like this. This is suppose to be a romance and it is, plus. The plus is erotica or porn. I have listened to porn that had less dirty talk. Drew, the main character is the narrator of the story and he starts off as a real A@@hole. By the end, Chase has you liking the guy. I actually have a son, just like Drew. Mouthy, seems hard and unfeeling, but is a marshmallow inside. Those women with the patience to get past the hard shell outside will be pleasantly surprised.

    SORRY, I DON'T SPEAK VAGINA
    Narrator is excellent

    This has been a review by a Male in a Female's World.

    16 of 17 people found this review helpful
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    BluBumbleB 09-14-14
    BluBumbleB 09-14-14 Member Since 2017
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    "GOTTA LOVE DREW..."

    This is a great quickie escape of the continued antics of Drew and the other cast of quirky characters. Best of all, the great narration of Sebastian York. If for no other reason than to let that man cater to your ears, this book is definitely worth a listen!

    3 of 4 people found this review helpful
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    Zara Quintana 08-25-16 Member Since 2017
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    "I just completed this series on audible and absolu"
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    OMG!! I just completed this series on audible and absolutely loved it!! Each story was sexy, laugh out loud funny, erotic, and very entertaining. I always love listening to the narrators Sebatian York, Deacon Lee, and Charlotte Penifield, but all three were extra exceptional in this series. I can't imagine any other narrators doing a better job. I thought I loved Emma Chase's Legal Briefs series, but this one beat it. I sure hope she writes more so we can have the story of Billy & Lilly (the stripper), Jack and Erin (one night hook-up, or continued friends with benefits to forever after story), and I would love to read the back story (or continued story) of Steven and Alexandra. I really love the series of Kristen Proby, Kendall Ryan, Lisa Rene Jones and Lauren Blakely, and didn't think I would love another author as much, but Emma Chase has joined their ranks of my favorite authors. I can't wait for her next release to read or hear on audible.

    1 of 2 people found this review helpful
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    prec929 04-11-16
    prec929 04-11-16
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    "Ended too soon"

    I enjoyed it however it left me wanting more. I need more!!
    So not fair.

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    goldeniii Santa Monica, CA USA 09-23-15
    goldeniii Santa Monica, CA USA 09-23-15 Member Since 2012
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    "Short"

    Short and sweet. I love this narrator - he hits all the right notes. Excellent! I look, forward to the rest in the series.

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    Joalice 09-23-15
    Joalice 09-23-15
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    "Loved loved"

    I could not stop laughing this book has the hotness plus makes you laugh out loud one of the best books I have came across

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    Me & My Girls 11-08-14 Member Since 2017
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    "Cliched and Predictable"

    If you were a fan of any of the dramas of nineties on the independent television network's you will be comfortable with the plot of this selection. Even one of Audible's great narrators couldn't rescue this one from abject mediocrity. Take a pass on this one; and if you want a good quick listen choose something from Diane Capri's "Get Jack Reacher" series.

    2 of 4 people found this review helpful
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    Selina Burford 11-20-17 Member Since 2016
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    "Laugh out loud funny"

    It wedding day and all the gangs here. So what happens when you put Katie, Drew, Billy, and Dolores the same room with alcohol and feelings running high. Only the funniest wedding ever.

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    Jessica 11-15-17
    Jessica 11-15-17 Member Since 2017
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    "Blah so boring"

    This is one of the most boring books I ever heard it made no season was pointless and not romantic at all

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    AudioAddict 11-02-17
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    "Fun as always"

    STORY (sexy romance) - I love the whole series, and this short book delivers! Sexy, romantic and clever, it has it all.

    PERFORMANCE - Sebastian York makes me drool.

    OVERALL - Sexy with quite a bit of cursing. Recommended, especially for those who want to check out the series before investing time in a longer audiobook.

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    "Hilarious"

    Loved this. Laugh-Out-Loud Brilliant. Kate should be given a medal for putting up with Drew's antics. But oh,,,, he is loveably gorgeous though.

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  • ReaderLoves
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    "Not for me"

    Hated the characters and their antics. So immature. Definitely not for me. The narrator was okay.

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  • mrs C. West
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    "Made Me LOL"
    Would you consider the audio edition of Holy Frigging Matrimony to be better than the print version?

    Sebastian York's voice is to die for and this storey has a bit of every thing in it


    Have you listened to any of Sebastian York’s other performances? How does this one compare?

    I do seek out all of Sebastian York's books that he has notated his work is amazing ..


    Did you have an emotional reaction to this book? Did it make you laugh or cry?

    Laughed in places


    0 of 0 people found this review helpful
  • Kat P
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    "Short but sweet!!!"

    This novella is short and sweet. I love it. Emma Chase makes me fall more in love with her books.

    I was so excited to read this book because I thought it was Drew and Kate's wedding. I guessed from the title, having only read Tangled. It wasn't but I wasn't disappointed. Awesome book and I love Delores even more.

    I would recommend this series. Love it.

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