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Woody Allen's early comic fiction was heavily influenced by the zany, pun-ridden humor of S.J. Perelman. And now, for the first time, Woody Allen narrates one of his early collections of short stories, Getting Even. Listen to Woody Allen revenge himself on such significant subjects as death, obesity, organized crime, the invention of the sandwich, and much more.
Getting Even is a collection of seventeen of Allen's magazine pieces, discussing such eclectic topics as the invention of the sandwich, laundry lists, death, obesity, and, of course, rabbis. Here's Woody Allen as psychologist: "...death is an acquired trait."
Historian: "I did not know Hitler was a Nazi. The truth was, for years I thought he worked for the phone company."Philosopher: "I do not believe in an afterlife, although I am bringing a change of underwear."
Woody Allen’s short-story collections Getting Even, Without Feathers, Side Effects, and Mere Anarchy are available separately or together as part of The Woody Allen Collection.
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Entertaining, not useful
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- Veronica
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Why did he want to get even with me?
This book wasn’t for you, but who do you think might enjoy it more?
I have no idea who could possibly enjoy this type of ramblings.
What was most disappointing about Woody Allen’s story?
It was incoherent ramblings.
What three words best describe Woody Allen’s performance?
His performance was fine the quality and content were a major issue.
What reaction did this book spark in you? Anger, sadness, disappointment?
disappointed
Any additional comments?
Could anyone else like this type of nonsense?
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Overall2 out of 5 stars
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Performance4 out of 5 stars
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- Darla
- 12-10-22
Nonsensical
I love Woody Allen”s movies, but his books, not so much. This book made me feel guilty about wasting the 15 minutes I spent listening to the beginning of this silly story where any intended humor was lost in its ridiculous complexity. If it would have gotten better had I persevered until the end, I hope so, but it was a disappointing start. The best part of this book was having Woody narrate it, but even that didn’t help.
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Overall1 out of 5 stars
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Performance1 out of 5 stars
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- Aviv
- 02-06-12
Boring
What disappointed you about Getting Even?
Boring
Would you ever listen to anything by Woody Allen again?
NO, it is sooo boring
Would you be willing to try another one of Woody Allen’s performances?
NO, he is making me fall asleep
You didn’t love this book... but did it have any redeeming qualities?
NO, It was not funny, or interesting or clever
Any additional comments?
NO
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