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Decomposing Head Audiobook

Decomposing Head: Frighteningly Funny Tales That Will Rot Your Brain

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Publisher's Summary

Here you have found a book so foul, so repulsive, so horrifying...that you will undoubtedly find yourself running to the nearest bathroom in an effort to both relieve your bowels and scrub your hands clean of their putrid filth. Though these attempts will be in vain - just as the authors of this demented book of short stories have planned. I speak of none other than the intolerable Mr. Vincent V. Cava and his dimwitted pen pal, S. R. Tooms (the pair oftentimes billed simply as hideous and handsome). They have finally released this humorous collection of terrifying tales, despite the bitter public outcry that demanded these pages never see the light of day...and perhaps for good reason.

Inside this tome you will hear such stories as the much talked about "Gas Station Bathroom", which has been known to cause many travelers to rethink their next rest stop pullover.

The psychological masterpiece in "The Horror of Knowing" will never allow you to gaze upon your friends in the same light again.

"A Favor for a Favor" depicts an unparalleled moralistic look at the true nature of mankind - complete with an exquisitely satisfying finish that will have you shaking your head with sinister disbelief.

These are but a few of the many finely crafted tales lurking within this haunted collection. To those of you with a few screws loose in the noggin or those with a twisted smile (and crooked tooth or two), I bid you enter this haven of horror....

©2014 Vincent V. Cava and S.R. Tooms (P)2014 Vincent V. Cava and S.R. Tooms

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    darlene 01-01-16
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    "amazing"

    Love, love, love everything about this audio book!! Mr. Creepy Pasta U Rock!!!! He truly make stories come alive.

    3 of 3 people found this review helpful
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    Zakry 03-10-16
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    Loved it to dead

    Wish more narrators would use this much love in there story telling

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    David Flores Marseilles, IL United States 02-03-16
    David Flores Marseilles, IL United States 02-03-16
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    "Very Entertaining Stories & Narrator"

    Quite a fun story & well read! I finished it in 1 setting, and I didn't plan to!

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    Travis Penrod 11-13-17 Member Since 2017
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    "Poor stories, monotonous narration"

    Let me start with the narration. The narration was good in the sense that it was lively and you can feel the reader's passion. However, the narration was bad because he never changed his tone, timing, or speed regardless of what was happening in the story. The narrator can only do so much because no tone or time changes could make up for the awful stories. They were neither scary or funny. The first story started off promising but the ending was so stupid, it really set a lousy tone for the rest. The rest of the stories fell just as short. Listening to these tales reminded me of reading stories written by 6th graders who are just getting a handle on storytelling. No development, no tension, and no connections. There was no climax! Just boring story and a big let down. I had to ask myself "are these writers even fans of horror?" Anyways, I see some people enjoyed them but I thought they were awful and I can't recommend this book.

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    Amazon Customer 08-02-17
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    i like it a bit and thought it was enjoy a good read for i love miniond

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    sean bartholf 06-20-17
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    great book was both creeped out and peeing my pants with laughter would recommend this

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    Axl Leon 02-21-17
    Axl Leon 02-21-17 Member Since 2016
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    "Give it a listen if you like Creepypastas."

    First of all, I would like to point out the great performance of Mr. Creepypasta. If you're familiar with his work, then you know what you'll be getting out of this book; if you don't know who he is, then I can highly recommend giving HIM a try.
    As for the stories themselves, both authors bring a novel idea to the table: mix horror and comedy. It takes a very standard approach in alternating scary and comical stories, working as an effective method of relief at times, having just gone through a creepy little tale.
    These shorts are very entertaining, to say the least, and they have the potential to leave you feeling uneasy. Definitely worth a shot.

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    Anonymous 12-30-16
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    "Decomposing head"

    This was so good and just so funny with the creepy feeling Mr.CP you are the best ever your voice is so great good job Vincent.V and R.S Tombs thanks for the awesome book I love the chapter of the devil as a kid plz keep writing stories Vincent and Tombs you to Mr.CP thanks once again. :) from AJ

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    Josh 10-23-16
    Josh 10-23-16 Member Since 2015
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    "Amazing book!"

    Everything about this book rolls off as quite lovely. I listen to audiobooks often and this is one of my favorite collections. MrCreepyPasta is one of the reasons I got into stories like this, he never fails to amaze me!

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    Brett 10-17-16
    Brett 10-17-16 Member Since 2016
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    "A collection of beautifully written Black Comedies"

    Come now Mr. Creepy Pasta reading the deliciously written stories of Vincent V. Cava and S. R. Tooms. What else could I de.sire

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