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Bertie's Guide to Life and Mothers Audiobook

Bertie's Guide to Life and Mothers: A 44 Scotland Street Novel

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As summer blooms in Edinburgh's gardens, and Bertie Pollock's birthday appears on the horizon, all at 44 Scotland Street is not cake and sunshine. Newlywed Angus Lordie has been booked by his bride into what he must not call the loony bin; Bruce’s first encounter with hot wax brings more anguish than he bargained for; and Bertie's birthday dreams of scout camp and a penknife look set to be replaced by a game of Royal Weddings and a gender-neutral doll. But fate, an amorous Bedouin, and the Dubai Tourist Authority conspire to transport Bertie's mother, Irene, to a warmer--if not a better--place, and once again on Scotland Street the triumph of human kindness over adversity gives cause for celebration.

©2013 Alexander McCall Smith (P)2014 Recorded Books

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    Lynne F 02-20-15
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    "Bertie turns seven!!!!"

    Oh the joy of visiting Edinburgh with McCall Smith as he observes the absurd, the kind, the lonely, the ridiculous and the obnoxious … all appropriate adjectives for the various characters who reside at, or are former residents of, 44 Scotland Street and its environs. If you have not read this series I strongly recommend that you begin at the beginning and learn to know and, at times, love the various personalities. Bertie seems to be trapped in amber as it has taken him much longer than the average child to reach the lofty age of seven ….. he has been six for years! Get out your Spode china, set a tray for tea (this will make sense as you read the book) and relax as you enter the other worldliness that exists in McCall Smith's Edinburgh … be prepared for laugh out loud moments, poignant moments, and the pure bliss of Cyril getting drunk!

    6 of 6 people found this review helpful
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    carmen OFallon, MO, United States 03-28-15
    carmen OFallon, MO, United States 03-28-15 Member Since 2011
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    "Bertie turns (spoiler)"

    As Dr McGregor says "even the most dull story can be fascinating". That is Alexander McCall Smith gift to us to make the ordinary extraordinary. Once again I am inspired and saddened by Angus Lordy poetry because that puts an end to another chapter at 44 Scotland St. This time the party is a birthday party for a young man who has wanted to be 7 for a long time. Due to strange and hilarious circumstances he was able to have a little boys party without Irene's interference. Elsewhere: Pat may have found love. Bruce met his match. Matt and Elspeth learns it takes a village (cottage). Even Big Lou may have found unconditional love. Every story was enjoyable.

    3 of 3 people found this review helpful
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    MidwestGeek Ann Arbor, MI, United States 10-03-16
    MidwestGeek Ann Arbor, MI, United States 10-03-16
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    "Nothing much ever happens. Not my cup of tea!"

    I saw that readers gave this the most favorable rating of any in this series, so I thought I'd give it a shot. What a disappointment! It seemed more like a collection of character vignettes than a well-formulated novel. Each character seems to be an extreme of some type of personality-a kind of cartoonish caricature. Smith is a good writer, and there are spots of humor, but mostly they take the form of literary slapstick, which gets tiresome very fast. For me, the journey was not rewarding. I probably would not have finished had the narrator (Mackenzie) not been excellent. I won't be trying others in this series.

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    Jenny J 09-03-16
    Jenny J 09-03-16 Member Since 2016
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    "BOOOOORRRRRIIIIINNNGGGGG!!!!!"

    Warning: Nothing happens in this book!

    For those of you who love McCall Smith's Mma Ramotswe series, this series is not a guarantee. I grant that I jumped in at the end of a series. Even still, it was less eventful than a 1980s sutcom. It is very well written, and the narration was great, but it was SO boring!

    Now I'm really going to spoil it for you. In this book, there is gossip among elementary students, a nun comes to visit and bores people with her proverbs, an apartment gets renovated, a guy waxes his chest and decides not to ask the waxer out on a date, and on and on and on, culminating in...a birthday party! snore.

    I understand that some people like this sort of everyday story, looking into people's lives. I really love McCall Smith's "No. 1 Ladies' Detective" series, do I thought I would try another series of his. The only the it has in common is that they are both very well-written. I'm returning it, because I'm certainly never going to listen to it again.

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    Katherine Georgetown, Ontario, Canada 04-17-15
    Katherine Georgetown, Ontario, Canada 04-17-15 Member Since 2011
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    "Can't believe it's the last one!"

    These people will live on for me and if I can't continue with them, I'll have to try again with the author's other series. I tried at least one and couldn't connect with it. Alexander McCall Smith seems to live in a certain place, where the people are very real to you, yet one accepts that the actual events are a little fanciful. You suspend reality just a little and you're with him all the way. If you actually start worrying about what is happening when there is a problem, taking it for real, you miss all the fun. I suspect if I approach his other series with that attitude, I may like them better. So, I loved this series. The only problem was laughing out loud at unexpected times!

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    Barbara 03-09-15
    Barbara 03-09-15
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    "Loved the Humour!"

    McCall Smith, one of my very favourite writers had fun poking holes in some of our modern day sacred cows. (mixed metaphors here.)

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    Book Maven 07-03-17
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    "Never fails to please and tell a great story"

    This is an addictive series. The characters are so real we feel we know them, and want to know more! I love following Bertie and how he deals with near-thugs at school and with an over-bearing mother. (Luckily she is on vacation.) Charming and insightful, Angus is a low-key philosopher with so much knowledge which he lets escape rather than beating you over the head with it. His dog, Cyril, is character unto himself. I highly recommend this series to lighten the mood and learn about the Scottish way of life.

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    mamasmiles Bay Area, California 05-02-17
    mamasmiles Bay Area, California 05-02-17 Member Since 2017
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    "comfort food"

    McCall Smith's 44 Scotland Street series is the comfort food of audiobooks - something to listen to as you work through routine tasks that will bring a smile to your face.

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    "Charming and poignant"

    The author explores human feelings and frailties within his appealing Edinburgh and its varied residents. The plot
    and characters are just quirky enough to provide humor and spice. At the end I always look forward to more in the future.

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    Pauline 08-12-16
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    Good listening material during long drives. The storyline is a good sequel to previous books.

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