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What's the Number for 911?
- America's Wackiest 911 Calls
- Narrated by: Danielle Ferland
- Length: 2 hrs and 46 mins
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Publisher's summary
America’s 911 system is supposed to be for emergencies only. But some people apparently didn’t get the memo, because the following are some of their responses when asked by dispatchers, “What’s your emergency?”, “Yeah, I want to order a pizza.”, “I’ve been standing all day and my feet hurt.”, “I just swallowed a penny. Am I going to die?”, “I want an officer to come out and take care of a low-flying aircraft.”,“When does the Burger King open?”
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