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I Am America (And So Can You!) Audiobook

I Am America (And So Can You!)

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Publisher's Summary

What The Daily Show is to evening news, The Colbert Report is to personality-driven pundit shows. Stephen Colbert brings his sarcastic charm to a half-hour report, tackling the important issues of the day and telling his guests why their opinions are just plain wrong. Stephen stands for "truthiness" and his American right to copyright that word and claim ownership of it.

The author describes his audiobook as a simple audiobook from a simple mind: Stephen Colbert's. In plain conversational language, not to mention the occasional grunt and/or whistle, Stephen explains his take on the most pressing concerns of our culture: faith, family...hygiene.

Why now? Stephen fears America has lost its balls and he hopes to re-ballify us...even the ladies. Ladies can have balls: lady-balls too. Stephen likes to call those "Thatchers". Stephen will show how he got his mammoth swinging sack with tales of courage and vital documents from his own life, including the Mother's Day card he made at age six, disputed credit-card bills, and putt-putt score cards - all the major milestones.

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    Dabney murrieta, CA, USA 10-09-07
    Dabney murrieta, CA, USA 10-09-07
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    "Not Up to His Show"

    I adore him on the Report, and try never to miss it, but this sounded to me like "out-takes." The religion descriptions are pretty funny, though, and I'm sure die-hard fans will love it.

    5 of 6 people found this review helpful
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    Retire to read 10-09-07
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    "Not funny"

    What a disappointment; I smiled twice. I never laughed once. I'm a big fan, so I'm saddened by this waste of time.

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    Erika San Diego, CA United States 10-07-07
    Erika San Diego, CA United States 10-07-07 Member Since 2006
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    "The Great American Book"

    As soon as I saw this title for sale I bought it immediately and listened to it straight until the end. I was not disappointed by this book. It is one of the funniest books out there. If you enjoyed "America (The Book)" you will love this. It is brilliantly read by Stephen Colbert along with many guest voices such as Jon Stewart and Amy Sedaris. My only problem was that it wasn't long enough. I am definitely going to buy the book when it comes out as well. Stephen is an American hero!

    18 of 24 people found this review helpful
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    Hawkeye 01-29-12
    Hawkeye 01-29-12
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    "This is pure brain candy"

    This book rode high on the hog for a majority of it. I truly enjoyed it. There were a couple moments that didn't resonate with me (the Steven speaks for me sports fan spots) but other than that, it was really great satire that you'd expect from Mr. Colbert. Loved it.

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    Stephanie Newberg, OR, USA 01-15-10
    Stephanie Newberg, OR, USA 01-15-10
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    "excellent book!"

    This was fantastic! Stephen Colbert is hilarious and makes listening to this audio book a real treat. Buy it. You won't regret it

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    Sarmad Saghir NJ, USA 11-20-08
    Sarmad Saghir NJ, USA 11-20-08 Member Since 2010
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    "Colbert at his best"

    This book is typical Colbert style laugh out loud funny. I listened to it on the train and I am sure people around me thought I was crazy for just laughing to my self.

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    Jeannine Alpharetta, GA, USA 06-22-08
    Jeannine Alpharetta, GA, USA 06-22-08
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    "This is hysterical !!!"

    I purchased this for a long car ride - fantastic! So funny I listened to it twice on my trip! A must read/listen

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    Isaac J. Webb III Kingsport, TN United States 04-02-08
    Isaac J. Webb III Kingsport, TN United States 04-02-08 Member Since 2007
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    "You'll listen to it again and again"

    If you don't like silly, if you offend easily or if you are one of those people who just can't live in the Colbert Nation, then don't buy this book, otherwise, buy this book. This is a download you will keep on your device forever because when you need some cheering up, here it is nearly as new as the first time you heard it. One warning though, don't listen to this with your mother. If she laughs at it, you will lose respect for her.

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    Amazon Customer 11-11-07 Member Since 2011
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    "Empty"

    Doesn't offer anything to think about. His writers must have been on strike when he put this out. Love the show.

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    Amazon Customer Pullman, WA 11-06-07
    Amazon Customer Pullman, WA 11-06-07 Member Since 2015
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    "okay read"

    I laugh out loud when I watch his TV program and I was expecting the same level of humor in the book. It was funny, but it was not the political humor that I was hoping for.

    1 of 1 people found this review helpful

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