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Calm the F**k Down

Narrated by: Sarah Knight
Length: 4 hrs and 32 mins
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The latest no-f**ks-given guide from New York Times best-selling author of the international sensation The Life-Changing Magic of Not Giving a F**k, Get Your Sh*t Together and You Do You.

Do you waste time overthinking things you can't do anything about? 

Do you freak out when things don't go to plan? 

Does anxiety get in the way of you living your best life? 

When life hands you a big fat f**king lemon, Calm the F**k Down gives you practical ways to manage the situation, not to mention your anxiety about the situation. One hundred percent practical and 0 percent Pollyanna-ish, this is a book that acknowledges all the bad shit that can and probably will happen to you - from breakups and breakdowns to floods, family feuds and France running out of butter - and shows you what you can realistically do about it so you can get on with your life, stop worrying and wallowing and start bouncing back.

Think of Calm the F**k Down as the friend who, instead of reassuring you that 'everything's going to be okay', actually shows you how to make it so.

PLEASE NOTE: When you purchase this title, the accompanying PDF will be available in your Audible Library along with the audio.

©2018 Sarah Knight (P)2018 Hachette Audio

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A totall miss for me

This is probably the most annoying audiobook I have ever listened to and the first one I choose not to finish. What started as slightly funny humour became terribly annoying and the writing style is crass. The constant promotion of next books rather than focusing on making this one work it tacky. Definitely a miss for me.

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  • Emmie
  • 01-22-19

Adore Sarah Knight but this is not her best!

I have all of Sarah Knights both in Audible and Hard copy (including this one) but I feel like a lot of the content was peoples pointless tweets and her response to them. I adore Life changing magic, you do you and get your shit together but I doubt I'll be coming back to this one. 😔

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  • Gavin McInerney
  • 07-30-19

This book is not worth two f**ks.

O.M.G a dumb b*tch asking you not to give a f**k about the most ordinary trivial sh*t. Endlessly referencing her husband, her small time lifestyle problems and how she managed to get a tarantula out of her house. Very tiring 'oh I'm a funny writer creating my own buzz words, while also being very humble in a sassy way. I use bad language because that shows how I've had to overcome things.'

This is like getting life advice from Cher in Clueless. A typical example is 'Should I tell my friend that she has bad 'bangs' and ruin our friendship.' Daaah! Just in case you are going through some of life's real problems that people do encounter, like: life changing illnesses, losing your job and the end of your career, overwhelming financial problems after you've used up all you rainy day money, messy break ups or divorce, the death of family or friends, you, your partner or your kids who go off the rails and make bad life choices, drugs, alcohol, gambling, violence, then this book is pretty useless. The ideal audience for this is young women just starting out in life who are making the transition from learning to fly to actually being an adult. Maybe someone who has 'survived' organising their wedding or giving birth to their first child. Not much advice for those who has been kicked when punched down to the ground.

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  • Amazon Customer
  • 01-28-19

Fantastic!!!

This lady is the Marie Kondo of the emotions!! Absolutely fantastic. Can’t wait to hear the others. Best narrator I’ve heard. Well done

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  • Kerrie
  • 03-12-19

saved my mind!!

amazing and Sarah's voice so liquid gold to listen to. thank you for saving my head xx

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  • Jerry Otoo
  • 01-16-19

Sensational

It did exactly what it was supposed to do. help me CALM THE F**K DOWN

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  • Anonymous User
  • 02-10-19

Waste of time waste of money<br />

Cannot believe this shitty book could make it to airports and cities bookshops. Not worth the space it occupies on book shelves. Too overdone

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  • Shirleigh
  • 02-21-19

Wonderful guide!

This book spoke to me so much. Very helpful and productive with getting through some tough issues.

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  • Amazon Customer
  • 02-20-19

fab book... highly recommend

i hsve recommended this many times to many people.. practical, positive ways of cslming the f... down. Thank you Sarah

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  • Ema Allan
  • 01-23-19

Brilliant!

Written with no holds barred and finally what I've been looking for...... A truthful! Account of the shit that goes on in my head. Thank you

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  • Karen Thomas
  • 07-03-19

awesome

brilliant just like her others. well worth buying.it will really help you to get things in perspective.

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  • Anonymous User
  • 01-29-19

Some good ideas

This book had some good ideas but just not what I was looking for at the moment.

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  • Tom Stonehouse
  • 01-09-19

Too political

This book is monotonous and follows the well worn path of breaking problems down to deal with things. It’s been done before many times. The only saving grace is the witty one liners. Also the political bashing’s of a countries president are not what I bought this book for.with the authors snide comments slipped in here and there just showers her to be another loud mouthed American drama queen. And no I don’t live in America .

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