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Still Foolin' 'Em Audiobook

Still Foolin' 'Em: Where I've Been, Where I'm Going, and Where the Hell Are My Keys

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Publisher's Summary

Audie Award - Audiobook of the Year, 2014

Audie Award Winner, Narration by the Author or Authors, 2014

Audie Award Winner, Humor, 2014

Nominated for a 2014 Grammy in the Spoken Word category!

Hilarious and heartfelt observations on aging from one of America's favorite comedians, now that he's 65, and a look back at a remarkable career.

Billy Crystal is 65, and he's not happy about it. With his trademark wit and heart, he outlines the absurdities and challenges that come with growing old, from insomnia to memory loss to leaving dinners with half your meal on your shirt. In humorous chapters like ""Buying the Plot"" and ""Nodding Off,"" Crystal not only catalogues his physical gripes, but offers a road map to his 77 million fellow baby boomers who are arriving at this milestone age with him. He also looks back at the most powerful and memorable moments of his long and storied life, from entertaining his relatives as a kid in Long Beach, Long Island, and his years doing stand-up in the Village, up through his legendary stint at Saturday Night Live, When Harry Met Sally, and his long run as host of the Academy Awards. Listeners get a front-row seat to his one-day career with the New York Yankees (he was the first player to ever ""test positive for Maalox""), his love affair with Sophia Loren, and his enduring friendships with several of his idols, including Mickey Mantle and Muhammad Ali. He lends a light touch to more serious topics like religion (""the aging friends I know have turned to the Holy Trinity: Advil, bourbon, and Prozac""); grandparenting; and, of course, dentistry. As wise and poignant as they are funny, Crystal's reflections are an unforgettable look at an extraordinary life well lived.

Still Foolin' 'Em includes a portion recorded in front of a live studio audience.

©2013 Jennilind LLC (P)2013 Macmillan Audio

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    Kimberly 09-05-16
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    "By far the BEST book EVER!!"

    Billy Crystal is tasteful, sincere, hilarious, and genuine! ( no I'm not getting paid to give this review either LOL) Billy, if you ever read this review just know that you are spectacular! This entire book was listen to over the course of two days… It had me laughing, and crying… And sometimes crying because I was laughing so hard!! Thank you for writing/reading it!!

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    William Montes 09-01-16 Member Since 2017
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    "Loved it"

    Reminded me of the importance of family, friends, loved ones, and loyalty. I will listen to it whenever I need a pick me up.

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    jesse valle 08-24-16
    jesse valle 08-24-16 Member Since 2015
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    "Towers above other Bio's"
    Would you recommend this audiobook to a friend? If so, why?

    Yes, Billy Crystal has an enthralling story to tell. He has done so much and remains a humble man that is not afraid to spread credit to people who influenced him and helped him along the way. He also proves you can be a nice family man and succeed.


    What was one of the most memorable moments of Still Foolin' 'Em?

    His stories about Muhammad Ali.


    If you were to make a film of this book, what would the tag line be?

    Charmed Humbled


    Any additional comments?

    He is a true sportsman and appears to be very well grounded.

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    Catherine 08-20-16
    Catherine 08-20-16 Member Since 2015
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    "So Great!!!"

    If you like Billy Crystal you will LOVE this audio book!!! I highly recommend it!

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    Susan D. 08-17-16
    Susan D. 08-17-16 Member Since 2016
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    "Wonderful Storytelling.....😎👍👍👍👍"

    One of the most enjoyable books
    I have ever read or heard.

    A delight to experience.

    Bravo, Billy C.....

    You've done yourself proud....⭐️⭐️👍👍

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    Angelo 08-02-16
    Angelo 08-02-16
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    "Fun, lovable, exciting, and honest. very uplifting"

    the story was great, fun, exciting, and uplifting. it was a great listen. Thanks Billy

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    "Just enjoyable!"

    A wonderful narrative, and SO fun to listen to Billy talk and to smile, giggle, and laugh with the audience in the background as well as to myself.

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    H. Brat 06-27-16
    H. Brat 06-27-16

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    What did you love best about Still Foolin' 'Em?

    I enjoyed this book very much. It's not a laugh out loud type of listen but a little more serious. Billy Crystal does a great job telling his story that is full of normal life lessons and people.


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    PJC 06-25-16
    PJC 06-25-16 Member Since 2012

    Yep, it's me!

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    "Funny, witty and very well dine except...."

    this was a fantastic book and it was produced wonderfully. Having Billy narrate was like having him sitting in the passenger seat while I was driving. This man has led a fantastic life and the worldis much better for him. I would give this book an A Plus instead of an A, except I am a Chicago Cubs fan, and Billy cracked a joke on the Cubs! Just kidding Billy! if you read this review, I can guarantee that the Cubs are going to win the World Series this year just to make up for that joke! Maybe it will be against the Yankees! Hoy!

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    Jodi Favata Maple Grove, MN United States 06-14-16
    Jodi Favata Maple Grove, MN United States 06-14-16 Member Since 2017
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    "The Best!"
    Where does Still Foolin' 'Em rank among all the audiobooks you’ve listened to so far?

    I have always been a big fan of Billy Crystal, but after listening to this book- I'm in love! It's funny, poignant and reflective. He chronicles his life and career and allows the reader an inside look into his family, behind the scenes of his movies/award presentations and his touching views on life and death. I will listen to this one again!


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