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I Suck at Girls
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- Length: 4 hrs and 10 mins
- Unabridged Audiobook
- Release date: 05-15-12
- Language: English
- Publisher: HarperAudio
- Whispersync for Voice-ready
Regular price: $11.40
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Publisher's Summary
Audie Award Nominee, Humor, 2013
"Human beings fear the unknown. So, whatever's freaking you out, grab it by the balls and say hello. Then it ain't the unknown anymore and it ain't scary. Or I guess it could be a shitload scarier."
Fans of the number-one best seller Sh*t My Dad Says will recognize the always patient voice of Justin Halpern's dad as it crackles through this hysterical new audiobook. The story begins when Justin announces that he's decided to propose to his girlfriend. "You've been dating her for four years," his dad replies. "It ain't like you found a parallel f**king universe."
But eventually he gives Justin some advice: that he should think back over everything he's learned in life about women, relationships, and himself before making his decision. And that's just what Justin does—revisiting everything from his disastrous childhood crushes to the night he finally lost his virginity while working as a dishwasher at Hooters.
Full of his dad's patented brand of wisdom, it's also full of new characters just as funny—from his brother, who provides insights into wedding night rituals, to his first boss, who warns Justin to man up: "That's what a man does. He takes his shots and then he scrubs the shit out of some dishes." The result is a pilgrim's progress through the landscape of sex and love—by one of the funniest writers at work today.
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- GH
- Sherborn, MA, United States
- 08-20-15
The Dad is side-splitting funny
This book is hysterically funny for the first half and just plain funny in the second half. The father's advice is uproarious and the counter point of the mother just can't be topped. I was on a crowded Amtrak train coming back from NYC and I was laughing so hard, I thought the conductor was going to put me off midway. This book is really about the travails of the author finding and figuring out whether he should or should not propose to his girlfriend.
This book is going to appeal far more to men than to woman. It isn't that the book is sexist, it's because it written from a very male point of view. Think sophomoric humor. If you like that type of humor and gutter language, you'll be fine.
For me, I found it funny. If you liked his first book and the TV show, you'll like his second. Thumbs up.
5 of 5 people found this review helpful
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- Leanne
- QUESTA, NM, United States
- 04-26-13
Not as good as Sh*t My Dad Says
Would you try another book from Justin Halpern and/or Sean Schemmel?
I'd still give Justin another shot just because I loved Sh*t my dad says so much
Would you listen to another book narrated by Sean Schemmel?
I might not. It was a little monotonous
Do you think I Suck at Girls needs a follow-up book? Why or why not?
No. It tied itself up nicely.
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- Jay
- bridgeport, WV, United States
- 05-23-12
Funny but nowhere like the the first book.
Any additional comments?
Wanted more of his dad in the book. If was funny, but not want I was expecting.
4 of 7 people found this review helpful
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- J. McMahon
- 10-13-17
Ugh
The voices were so annoying. I felt like I was watching South Park...not in a good way.
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- Nancy Hartmann
- orange park fla
- 07-04-17
Sooo funny
I loved this book!!!! It could have been my Father he was talking about. My father was cut and dried, to the point, cussed constantly even when we 4 were tots. I've grown to be the same way. The narrator was perfect!!!
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- Lina
- 02-09-17
funny and amazing
loved this book from the very beginning to the end I would definitely recommend it
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- Ana
- 02-07-17
Hilarious
Loved every minute of it. Listened to it repeatedly. Laughed so hard that I almost cried.
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- Ryan Webster
- 12-16-16
Great story!
Where does I Suck at Girls rank among all the audiobooks you’ve listened to so far?
One of the funniest books I've purchased.
How could the performance have been better?
The voices for the alternate characters were hard to take. Some sounded very cliched and others sounded too much like very bad south park impressions. The voice for the main character was perfect and the father was okay, but everyone else was hard to take.
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- Diana
- 10-16-16
Loved it!😀
So funny and irreverent , and far too short. The Dad's gruff voice is hilarious. When is the next book coming?
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- obyrne
- 05-27-16
Hilarious
Anything by Justin Halpern makes me laugh. I recommend his books 110% to all my friends!