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I Suck at Girls Audiobook

I Suck at Girls

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Publisher's Summary

Audie Award Nominee, Humor, 2013

"Human beings fear the unknown. So, whatever's freaking you out, grab it by the balls and say hello. Then it ain't the unknown anymore and it ain't scary. Or I guess it could be a shitload scarier."

Fans of the number-one best seller Sh*t My Dad Says will recognize the always patient voice of Justin Halpern's dad as it crackles through this hysterical new audiobook. The story begins when Justin announces that he's decided to propose to his girlfriend. "You've been dating her for four years," his dad replies. "It ain't like you found a parallel f**king universe."

But eventually he gives Justin some advice: that he should think back over everything he's learned in life about women, relationships, and himself before making his decision. And that's just what Justin does—revisiting everything from his disastrous childhood crushes to the night he finally lost his virginity while working as a dishwasher at Hooters.

Full of his dad's patented brand of wisdom, it's also full of new characters just as funny—from his brother, who provides insights into wedding night rituals, to his first boss, who warns Justin to man up: "That's what a man does. He takes his shots and then he scrubs the shit out of some dishes." The result is a pilgrim's progress through the landscape of sex and love—by one of the funniest writers at work today.

©2012 Justin Halpern (P)2012 HarperCollinsPublishers

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    Nascar Pryncess 01-31-13

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    "Not as good as the first"
    What did you like best about I Suck at Girls? What did you like least?

    I Suck at Girls had great moments but it wasn't the laugh out loud, side hurting entertainment that the first book was. I thought the narration was perfect.


    If this book were a movie would you go see it?

    No.


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    Daniel 01-28-13
    Daniel 01-28-13 Member Since 2013
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    "Quit when you're ahead"

    Huge fan of the Sh*t My Dad Says blog, and even read the first book. There was BARELY enough interesting content for one book; nowhere near enough for two.

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    courtney 12-28-12
    courtney 12-28-12
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    "Pretty funny"
    Where does I Suck at Girls rank among all the audiobooks you’ve listened to so far?

    About average.


    Any additional comments?

    Was a pretty funny book, made me laugh out loud at moments. Good narration too.

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    A. ricci San Francisco, CA United States 10-08-12
    A. ricci San Francisco, CA United States 10-08-12 Member Since 2016

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    "Not just his dad is funny!"
    What did you love best about I Suck at Girls?

    Just simple little stories, but told with hilarious insights gained thru the years.


    What other book might you compare I Suck at Girls to and why?

    Obviously Sh*t my dad says. I wouldn't compare to David Sedaris, though I can see why people do, it's a different style.


    Which character – as performed by Sean Schemmel – was your favorite?

    The dad! But also the friend from little league. OMG that part had my husband and I laughing so hard we nearly crashed the car.


    Did you have an extreme reaction to this book? Did it make you laugh or cry?

    Laugh !!!


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    A. H. Orlando, FL 09-25-12
    A. H. Orlando, FL 09-25-12 Member Since 2001
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    "Loved his first book and this is a nice followup"
    If you could sum up I Suck at Girls in three words, what would they be?

    Funny<br/>Entertaining<br/>Quick


    Any additional comments?

    This is a very good followup. So often the sophomore effort is weak but i liked this book also. A pretty quick listen but the length was just right.

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    Amy HARRISBURG, NC, United States 09-16-12
    Amy HARRISBURG, NC, United States 09-16-12 Member Since 2011
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    "I laughed harder than the first book!"

    First, let me say that I am especially happy that Sean Schemmel narrated this book as he did for "Sh-t My Dad Says." The book would not have been the same using a different voice for Justin - and especially for his father. The story was absolutely hysterical - going into more detail about events which took place in the first book, as well as added new adventures. Justin's writing is superb and Schemmel's reading of this story just takes the story great to stupendous. I love that Schemmel has distinct voices for every character which adds to the story so much. I am certain people in the cars next to me at red lights thought I was a maniac as they watched me obviously laughing out loud and doubling over in my seat while listening to this book - not to mention the passengers on the seats next to me on the airplanes. I couldn't stop myself from uproarious laughter while listening. I would recommend this to anyone who is up for a great laugh and who isn't easily offended by the use of curse words. While you do not have to listen to the first book to enjoy this one, I just think it would highten someone's experience if they had the background in the first book before they listened to this one. This was fantastic.

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    varun United States 08-20-12
    varun United States 08-20-12
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    "Surprisely very good story flow"
    What made the experience of listening to I Suck at Girls the most enjoyable?

    It's quite easy going story just like in everyone's life and very good conversation between father and son .weirdly amazing.


    What did you like best about this story?

    Amazing story flow and quite relaxing book to listen


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    Doc 08-16-12
    Doc 08-16-12
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    Sh*t my Dad Says was good, this one, not so much???sorry Justin! I did not enjoy this at all, not even the few ???Dadisims' interjected here and there!

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    Ryan B. Bay Area, California 08-14-12
    Ryan B. Bay Area, California 08-14-12 Member Since 2017

    Life is short, make sure you have fun

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    "I suck at Reading..."

    S*** My Dad Says (Justin Halpern) set a pretty high level expectation for this read. Although I Suck at Girls was a very entertaining and funny read, it does not quite match up to S*** My Dad Says.

    This book is also a great read for males that were on the more introverted side while growing up - makes our journey look easy (or maybe I am just that cool).

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    Elliot Tampa, Florida, United States 08-09-12
    Elliot Tampa, Florida, United States 08-09-12 Member Since 2015

    Molecular biologist. Musician. Lover of science. Lover of music. Dreamer of magic. Thinker of thoughts. ||| "Any sufficiently advanced technology is indistinguishable from magic" - Arthur C. Clarke ||| As a scientist, science fiction and fantasy inspire me to push the line of discovery forward, beyond conventional imagination, beyond conventional wisdom.

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    "Okay "sequel" to SMDS"

    I thoroughly enjoyed Halpern's first book as well as Sean Schemmel's performance. Of course, Halpern's infamous father appears in this book as well, but now in much much more of a supporting role to the narrator.

    Schemmel still does a pretty good job of bringing life to the stories, though I do remember him making every female character sound like a stereotypical "dumb girl." Though, maybe those are the only kinds of girls Halpern has any real interaction with? Eh.

    I found myself not being able to keep my attention during a lot of the anecdotes, which I found to be filled with "more of the same". And I don't even mean the same stuff from Halpern's first book. No, no, but more of the same in terms of vaguely entertaining stories of Halpern hooking up with hot co-workers who inexplicably dump him and all seem to disappear. Watching a teen movie will deliver the same punch-lines, but Halpern's book at least is a little bit more mature. I suppose the title is pretty damn accurate, so in that case... it delivers!

    it's a nice light read if you want to chuckle inside, a little bit, and get a self esteem boost if you're feeling like you too have troubles with the opposite sex. But, don't get the wrong impression, Halpern gets plenty. Though, the book only gets 3.

    1 of 2 people found this review helpful

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