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Doug Piotter
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Doug Piotter
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An entertaining look at addiction, crime, punishment and recovery.
Fixed is a darkly comedic memoir spanning Doug Piotter's unsupervised youth, drug and alcohol addiction, bank robbery, life in prison, and ultimately release and re-entry into a new and sober orbit.
With the perspective gained from more than two decades of sobriety, he gives an account of his debauched life with irreverence and humor.
©2015 Doug Piotter (P)2017 Doug PiotterListeners also enjoyed...
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