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From Serj Tankian, lead vocalist for critically acclaimed band System of a Down, comes a striking debut poetry collection, highlighting his best early works as narrated by the author himself.
Like System of a Down's multi-platinum-selling second album, Toxicity - hailed by Rolling Stone as "a bouquet of smart rock and ardent social argument" and by SPIN as "the sound of now" - Tankian's poetic style is willfully eclectic. Sometimes introspective, sometimes direct and cutting, these poems deal with subjects as wide-ranging as euthanasia and the nature of time itself.
Cool Gardens is honest, heartfelt, and humorous - a talented artist at his uncompromising best.
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- Anonymous User
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Прослухав на одному диханні
Серж Танкіан - неймовірна людина, прекрасне виконання, прекрасна лірика. Було неймовірно чути частину віршів, які стали піснями. Ця аудіокнига зробила мій день та цей 2020 рік.
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- Suren Simonyan
- 05-03-23
Weirdly pretentious and too often cringy.
I had to go back and listen to System's older songs to cleanse my pallete after this. Some of the poems were very much decent, but overall it was a strange experience. I appreciated the explicit exercises in vocabularly and the showcase of poetic devices, but the content left quite a bit to be desired.
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- Anonymous User
- 05-08-24
I like serj but..
I like serj but ... This book lacks it all really, but since I respect the guy and all of his works I am going to give it two stars
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