Apocalypse Barnes
The Gentrified Dead, Book 1
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Andrew Lawston
About this listen
First comes nausea...then unconsciousness...then the hunger.
After the leafy streets of affluent London suburb Barnes are overwhelmed with shambling, bloodthirsty creatures, two uninfected survivors struggle to escape the well-heeled undead horde, via the wobbly green towers of Hammersmith Bridge. Featuring combat juggling, a deadly farmer's market, and the panto rehearsal of the dead, this comedy zombie adventure is truly...posh-apocalyptic.
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- Neesie315
- 05-03-23
Zombies of London!
This was an enjoyable short book about an ordinary guy getting caught up in a zombie apocalypse. It was fast paced and easy to read. I think I would have enjoyed it more if I lived in the UK because there were a lot of references to things that only a Londoner would appreciate. There was plenty of humor, but a lot of it was beyond me because of these things.
The narrator did a good job, but every time the young boy spoke, I felt like I was listening to a Monty Python skit.
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