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Hobbes: Unhuman Series, Books I-IV
I - Inspector Hobbes and the Blood Inspector Hobbes, a monstrous police detective, investigates grave, ghoulish goings-on. A mad pseudo vampire with the dagger of Vlad Tepes is behind robbery, and murder. It is a funny tale with a troll, human sacrifice, blood and great cooking. 'I ought to tell you, dear, he can get rather wild when he's hungry.'
II - Inspector Hobbes and the Curse Andy becomes infatuated with a dangerously beautiful woman during Hobbes's investigations into sheep deaths and the mysterious disappearance of pheasants, which are apparently connected to a rash of big cat sightings; and something horrible seems to be lurking in the woods. 'Love may be on the horizon but, beware; something wicked this way comes.'
III - Inspector Hobbes and the Gold Diggers Unwelcome attention after foiling an armed robbery forces the Inspector away on holiday to the dangerous Blacker Mountains, where his accident-prone friend, Andy, stumbles across something shocking, before falling for an attractive widow. ‘I always knew you’d get ahead one day.’
IV - Inspector Hobbes and the Bones Trouble lies ahead for Andy. Is the apparently charming young woman who attempts to seduce him merely setting him up for blackmail, or is something even more sinister afoot? Hobbes certainly believes so, and, though he's not the sort to worry, he is getting worried. ‘I was grateful for having been born human.’
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Meet the ultra-rational Dr Newton Barlow. Cool, cynical, scientific, he’s the last man you’d want to be a bridge between the living and the dead. But with his academic reputation in tatters, and nothing to lose but his few remaining marbles, the great skeptic is about to discover that the past that haunts him will be nothing compared to his ghost-ridden future.
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Funny & Entertaining
- By Victor @ theAudiobookBlog dot com on 06-11-20
By: T.J. Brown
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The Reverend Annabelle Dixon Cozy Mysteries: Books 1-8
- Golden Big Box Sets
- By: Alison Golden, Jamie Vougeot
- Narrated by: Penny Scott-Andrews
- Length: 35 hrs and 51 mins
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Meet Reverend Annabelle Dixon, a madcap lady vicar with a taste for sweets and a nose for crime who lives in the village of Upton St. Mary. Usually.
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- By Tanya Doyle on 08-25-23
By: Alison Golden, and others
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Baker's Dozen Cozy Mystery Boxset, Books 1-13
- By: Donna Doyle
- Narrated by: Joanna Roddy
- Length: 28 hrs and 36 mins
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Dying for Cupcakes: A broken baker running for relief in Sunny Cove. A poisoned cupcake swallowed by the local sheriff. Our sleuthing cook in the crosshairs for the crime! Rolling Out a Mystery: Reconnecting with old friends seemed like such a good idea, but when a Halloween Party becomes the unlikely scene of a crime, Sammy is thrown again into a Sunny Cove mystery!
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simple stories
- By pennyh on 12-30-20
By: Donna Doyle
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An Adventure Brewing
- A Cozy Fantasy LitRPG
- By: JollyJupiter
- Narrated by: Christian J. Gilliland
- Length: 20 hrs and 19 mins
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Pete is a simple man who enjoys a good drink amongst good friends. Not too much to ask, right? Now, he's trapped in a fantasy world far from home, stuck underground and inside the body of a smelly dwarf with fantastic facial hair. The worst part? The swill that the dwarves are falling all over themselves to drink. It's flat, it's watery, and it has the alcohol content of a rancid coconut. Can Pete save the dwarves from their own sour fate, or will he be forever doomed to plink his pickaxe away in hopes that he hits the motherlode?
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Glorious beards!
- By Willis Burns on 10-05-23
By: JollyJupiter
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The Crimson Deathbringer Series Six-Book Box Set
- Books 1-6
- By: Sean Robins
- Narrated by: C.J. Grey
- Length: 51 hrs and 14 mins
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A formidable alien armada stands on the brink of vanquishing the cosmos, their gaze set firmly on every inhabited world. The last line of defense? An eclectic crew of improbable champions: a maverick starfighter pilot, a daredevil stuntwoman, a lethal super-assassin, and a cosmic prankster with alien tricks up his sleeves. Their mission is to shield not just humanity, but billions of other intelligent lifeforms spanning the multiverse.
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- By Georgia McNabb on 03-07-24
By: Sean Robins
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Razor: Fantasy Thriller
- Becoming a Hero
- By: Wilkie Martin
- Narrated by: Tim Campbell
- Length: 6 hrs and 51 mins
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Since the peaceful Cotswold countryside offers limited opportunities for heroism, despite the presence of some weird and dangerous inhabitants, he ventures further afield. To his annoyance, new and unlikely friends mysteriously appear everywhere he goes, foiling his plans and sending him back to square one.
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too short! but good.
- By Jacob on 01-06-21
By: Wilkie Martin
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The Unhappy Medium
- A Supernatural Comedy
- By: T.J. Brown
- Narrated by: Marston York
- Length: 15 hrs and 46 mins
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Meet the ultra-rational Dr Newton Barlow. Cool, cynical, scientific, he’s the last man you’d want to be a bridge between the living and the dead. But with his academic reputation in tatters, and nothing to lose but his few remaining marbles, the great skeptic is about to discover that the past that haunts him will be nothing compared to his ghost-ridden future.
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Funny & Entertaining
- By Victor @ theAudiobookBlog dot com on 06-11-20
By: T.J. Brown
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The Reverend Annabelle Dixon Cozy Mysteries: Books 1-8
- Golden Big Box Sets
- By: Alison Golden, Jamie Vougeot
- Narrated by: Penny Scott-Andrews
- Length: 35 hrs and 51 mins
- Unabridged
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Meet Reverend Annabelle Dixon, a madcap lady vicar with a taste for sweets and a nose for crime who lives in the village of Upton St. Mary. Usually.
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Turn the narration speed down to make it more tolerable
- By Tanya Doyle on 08-25-23
By: Alison Golden, and others
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Baker's Dozen Cozy Mystery Boxset, Books 1-13
- By: Donna Doyle
- Narrated by: Joanna Roddy
- Length: 28 hrs and 36 mins
- Unabridged
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Dying for Cupcakes: A broken baker running for relief in Sunny Cove. A poisoned cupcake swallowed by the local sheriff. Our sleuthing cook in the crosshairs for the crime! Rolling Out a Mystery: Reconnecting with old friends seemed like such a good idea, but when a Halloween Party becomes the unlikely scene of a crime, Sammy is thrown again into a Sunny Cove mystery!
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simple stories
- By pennyh on 12-30-20
By: Donna Doyle
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An Adventure Brewing
- A Cozy Fantasy LitRPG
- By: JollyJupiter
- Narrated by: Christian J. Gilliland
- Length: 20 hrs and 19 mins
- Unabridged
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Pete is a simple man who enjoys a good drink amongst good friends. Not too much to ask, right? Now, he's trapped in a fantasy world far from home, stuck underground and inside the body of a smelly dwarf with fantastic facial hair. The worst part? The swill that the dwarves are falling all over themselves to drink. It's flat, it's watery, and it has the alcohol content of a rancid coconut. Can Pete save the dwarves from their own sour fate, or will he be forever doomed to plink his pickaxe away in hopes that he hits the motherlode?
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Glorious beards!
- By Willis Burns on 10-05-23
By: JollyJupiter
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The Crimson Deathbringer Series Six-Book Box Set
- Books 1-6
- By: Sean Robins
- Narrated by: C.J. Grey
- Length: 51 hrs and 14 mins
- Unabridged
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A formidable alien armada stands on the brink of vanquishing the cosmos, their gaze set firmly on every inhabited world. The last line of defense? An eclectic crew of improbable champions: a maverick starfighter pilot, a daredevil stuntwoman, a lethal super-assassin, and a cosmic prankster with alien tricks up his sleeves. Their mission is to shield not just humanity, but billions of other intelligent lifeforms spanning the multiverse.
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Enjoyed the first 4 Books
- By Georgia McNabb on 03-07-24
By: Sean Robins
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- TAB 13
- 07-27-21
Excellent all around...well most of the way.
I took a chance on this series and I'm glad I did. The stories were excellent. The performance was excellent. Most of the characters were also, (wait for it...) EXCELLENT. I say most because I did have a problem with one character. The lead character, Andy Caplet. Yes, I know, he is the Watson to Hobbes' Holmes. He's also the comedy relief. Unfortunately, I think the author went a little overboard with Mr. Caplet. I did not find his 'antics' funny or humorous. I found Mr. Caplet to be a pathetic, cowardly fool. He needs to be made a bit more mannish and have a least a modicum of common sense. But, if you can overlook, as I did, his stupidity, I really think you'll like these stories.
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- Lucie W.
- 03-01-22
Good story, 40 flew by!
I loved the characters in this. the storyline was good and the performance was good too.
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- UrbanSteph
- 10-25-22
Hold on to your teeth for a fantastic ride!
A laugh out loud detective mystery that will keep you listening! Martin keeps you guessing until the end. You will fall in love with the quirky characters. I love this series and could listen to Tim Campbell’s superb narration over and over! If you like urban fantasy and mystery this is the series for you.
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- Tango
- 07-10-20
Best Value on Audible
Narration is so PERFECT and the stories vastly entertaining. Individually, I might have wavered between a 4 and a 5, but 40 amazing hours of entertainment for one credit - hands down, Five Stars! After so long with these characters, I'd normally be ready for a break, but all I feel is an abiding sadness that there is no more. Quirky, likable characters, funny and somewhat snarky dialog, and clever, interesting plots - yep, this is a world I could just stay in. If you enjoy urban fantasy, you could think of this as English rural fantasy and when you add the humor, the brilliance of a character like Hobbs, and some great dog action, it's hard to beat! There is plenty of tension in the narrative, but nothing you couldn't enjoy with the whole family and I loved that. After reading this, I think I am in love with Wilkie Martin and major kudos to Tim Campbell's bringing the stories to beautiful life.
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- Frank Garcia
- 10-25-21
Sherlock Holmes Meets Hitchhiker's Guide
A truly marvelous tale with poignantly dry wit, brutally satisfying action, and *real* personality. I honestly can't sing high enough praises, I fell in love with every part of this collection. The story arcs are well-crafted, dialogue never feels boring, and the characters have--well, character! In addition, Tim Campbell delivers a masterful performance. Americans love a British accent, of course, but Campbell's skill is exemplary in remaining unpretentious and relatable. Enjoy with a nice pint of lager.
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- Julesan
- 10-06-19
Sad for it to end!
I thoroughly enjoyed Books 1-IV. Unusual story line that had me laughing out loud. Great narration, fun characters, and a nice listen. I’m sad I came to the end.
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- bethany bingamon
- 08-06-21
Thoroughly Enjoyable
The play on words can be quite funny, if sometimes a bit of a groaner, but who doesn't love an occasional Dad joke?
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- Magda
- 07-21-20
Inspector Hobbs and Andy
I found this story hilariously funny. Was chuckling out loud on many occasions. Recommend this as a light hearted book to enjoy.
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- Georgy
- 08-26-20
1st 3 books very good, 4th is optional
Overall, this is a fun series, well fleshed-out, good humor (Asprin level). Main character is annoying but gets less so as he develops. Performance is good. The only reason for 3 stars is that the 4th book is definitely unnecessary and irritating. He should've stopped at the happy end... :(
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- Dave B
- 11-17-20
Excellent series!
First let me say that I really loved this series. That being said, I can’t stand Andy. He’s an inept buffoon with such stagnant character growth that it’s like someone wrote a story about Ron Weasley as a muggle surrounded buy incredibly interesting and creative characters. That sounds bad since he’s the narrator and main character, BUT the people he surrounds himself with make this a great series. Even though he’s the narrator and main character, he’s telling the story of these other awesome folk, he just happens to also be there...
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