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Caverns and Creatures
Narrated by: Jonathan Sleep
Length: 7 hrs and 14 mins
4.5 out of 5 stars (652 ratings)

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This is a collection of the fifth six short stories in the Caverns and Creatures series. It includes the following titles:

  • "They Fight Three Giants"
  • "From the Bowels of Hell Hounds"
  • "Tossing the Salaad"
  • "The Fuccubus"
  • "Fistin' the Furious"
  • "Pixie Dicks"
©2018 Robert Bevan (P)2018 Robert Bevan

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another Bevan classic

These are the books we will read to our children. Others will look at us and beg "why" and we will say. "mind your own business". These books grant me flight into the world of imagining. Soaring to a brand new place full of amazing metaphors for flatulence. So roll that d20 and join us. In a world of Caverns & Creatures(TM). Caverns & Creatures is a Robert Bevan product and therefore should not be played by anyone. If you do play. Robert Bevan is not responsible for any bodily harm incurred by but not limited to falling down, throwing up, diarrhea, Cooper farts, large birds pecking out your eyes, hafling's biting your private bits, Dave's mom, poorly aimed magic missiles, or confused NPCs.

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More Hilarity

An excellent continuation of fun, raunchy LitRPG! Can't wait for more. Bring it on! x

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The same recycled toilet humor-totally uninspired

Old recycled jokes, just made far raunchier in a feeble attempt to cover lack of story and inspiration. Robert Bevan is just riding the money wave from previous successes, and that wave is petering out into the shoreline. Big disappointment as I'm a huge fan of the earlier stuff.

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fantastic

Awesomely funny. Love the whole series
I can't wait for the next one.
these books make my days filled with laughter.

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an extremely welcome surprise

While thumbing through all the run of the mill books by gamers for gamers on audible, I was elated to discover a new book in the caverns and creatures series. This one has all the poop and fart jokes we all love and crave, and the great mr Bevan seems to be getting more frisky with age, as evident from the succubus story.

Jonathan Sleeps' narration is top notch as always, and this presentation had me laughing and giggling like a moron throughout.

I have a sore neck from nodding my head in appreciative recognition of the featured creatures and their abilities, while Bevans mad nasty mind always manage to twist the ecology of the creatures into something logically perverted, like how slaad transmit their egg pellets.

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I literally peed...

I laughed so hard that I narrowly missed a chance to get to a toilet. Jonathan Sleep, the narrator, killed it again. He is the greatest narrator I've ever had the pleasure of listening too. Robert Bevan failed to disappoint with this latest set of short stories. Disappointing fans is the only thing he ever fails at. I can't wait for the next one.

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This had me laughing my a** off !

Do yourself a favor if you enjoyed any of the previous books nab this up quick. I have loved all the books in the series, but this one really had me rolling. Keep up the awesome work guys and thank you.

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Robert Bevan, you make life worth laughing

I can promise that 5d6 offers far more quality content than the pun titling this review but I’m a contractor not a writer.

The short stories starring the Caverns and Creatures cast are not the kind of funny that appeals to everyone but, if you’re the type of person that enjoys poop emojis, then you’ll probably laugh out loud as Johnathan Sleep’s deadpan delivery articulates the situation which found Dave spitting $#!+ out of his mouth... for the second time in a day.

The best thing about Bevan’s short stories is that they are absolutely, crudely, ridiculously, fun in a way that lets your brain take a vacation. You don’t have to remember sub-plots or plot points or try to find the deeper meaning, or predict how the story is going to end, just enjoy the book as what it is: the pinnacle of potty humor.
Spend the credit, buy the book and keep it in your library. When your boss ruins your day and you just want to beat him to death with a bag of dicks, listen to one of these stories on the way home. When your baby girl has had diarrhea all night and you just can’t imagine cleaning shit out of a baby’s who-ha one more time... listen to one of these stories. When your husband, wife, lover... whatever you’ve got going on, has left you and you need a story that has no deeper meaning, no romance, no heroic characters that make you feel bad about yourself, listen to one of these stories.
It’s a laugh out loud funny book that every person should have in their library. That said, Bevan’s book is like a chocolate cake; it hits the spot when you need something rich and delicious but you can’t eat it all at once.

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Don't Loose Your Mind

Another winner. This group of short stories was fun and very entertaining to read. More than once I found myself laughing out loud causing a few strange looks. Highly recommend this collection.

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Yet another great work

The first half of this book is a real joyride, so many laughs, the rest is decent.

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  • Cian Browne
  • 01-10-19

In dire need of a Level Up.

Overall I did enjoy this entry as stand alone adventures. However as this is the 5th entry (Daves mom knows all about those) and considering the growth in cast and character devolvement in the main series it's rather disappointing that the stories limit the characters to low level and usually end with either no real reward or just some extra booze money. If the side stories were to continue. I'd prefer to see the cast from later entries of the main series and maybe see a greater level of risk and reward.