Caverns and Creatures: Volume I (Books 1-4)

De: Robert Bevan

Narrado por: Jonathan Sleep

Swords.

Sorcery.

Dick Jokes.

Truly do the gods smile upon you, dear listener, for the first four books in the hilarious Caverns and Creatures series are now available in one audiobook set. Join Tim, Dave, Julian, and Cooper as they are thrown into a hostile fantasy world filled with magic and monsters, and ruled over by a cruel and sadistic game master who taunts and harasses them while he sits back and eats their fried chicken.

Having taken on the bodies of their fantasy characters, Tim and the others are forced to discover the answers to two questions that every underachieving lowlife who's ever rolled a d20 has asked themselves at least once.

What if you and your friends got to live the game for real? What if you and your friends were assholes?

Would you have what it takes to survive? The strength? The wisdom? The...charisma?

Do you have the dice in your sack?

It's like Lord of the Rings meets your mom in a truck stop bathroom, but even cheaper.

This set includes:

1. Critical Failures
2. Critical Failures II: Fail Harder
3. Critical Failures III: A Storm of S-Words
4. Critical Failures IV: The Phantom Pinas

©2016 Robert Bevan (P)2019 Robert Bevan

great book MC gets really annoying

almost dropped the book because main character was so annoying constantly bitching and messing up. it was funny at first but damn it got annoying. dont think I'll spend a coin on the books individually but bunched up probably. way to short .

this book brought a smile to my face

oh my God. if you are looking for a book to make you laugh with a pretty good plot then this book is for you. it was constant laughs through out. not suitable for kids though if you want a family audiobook. but of you like D&D and are okay laughing at the stereotypical players then give this a go

very funny

There are only 2 other series that had me laughing till I wad crying those series being He who fights with monsters and dungeon crawler carl. I was laughing constantly through these books this series is easily in the top 3

there's unnecessary stereo types

beside how gross alot of this is, it would have been a very good book, I really liked everything.
What put me off was all the stereo typing, all the racist stuff about white people. the political comments. all of that was totally thrown in there for no reason, that stuff wasn't funny and made no sense to add to the story. if politics and racism was left out I would have given it 5 stars. I just hate when that stuff is added in story lines like these. funny ( litrpg). It's too bad.

A must listen!!!!!

A true master work in every way! Even if you are not a nerd, you will love this book series. The only requirement is the maturity level of a middle schooler yet with the knowledge and experience of an adult. Narrator is the best I’ve ever heard!
I have re-listened to this book series more than any other and constantly find myself laughing. My best friend and I can have hours of conversation using nothing but quotes from this series (and this has gone on for the last 4+ years).
I would highly recommend this to anyone who is still young at heart enough to enjoy fart humor.

No sexually explicit scenes, but enough foul language to make a sailor’s mother blush. Listener discretion advised.