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Steve Wetherell
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Hi. I am Brandon Thighmaster. Monk. Hero. Inspiration. I enjoy crunching, squats, looking at myself, looking at other people looking at myself, and long walks on the beach. I also do adventures and stuff, and I guess you can read about them here. But enough about you, let's talk about me. Brandon Thighmaster.
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- Bernard K Choate III
- 07-28-23
Duh
It's Brandon Thighmaster. What more needs to be said? Great, light story with engaging characters and a great narrator. Again, it's Brandon Thighmaster. If you know, you know.
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- Jeff
- 04-22-21
all about the abs
freaking awesome abs. it this does not make sense then you should listen to it.
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- erobbins33
- 10-16-19
Fun and Whimsical
So...I'm already a sorta fan of Authors and Dragons podcast. (I've listened to probably 15 of their 100 episodes.) So I know about Brandon Thighmaster. If you are not already a fan , this book may not be as funny as it was for me. My 16 yr old son didn't stop laughing through this entire story. But, he has listened to every podcast. I managed to pause for breath , at least a few times. That said, even if you have never listened to a single episode, but you enjoy rpgs, you should find this hilarious. Humor and nerddom UNITE!
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- Steven Lee
- 08-08-21
BEHOLD MY WONDER!...full comment
I love this book. I've listened to it several times and it always has me splitting a gut. Wether your doing the dishes or just on a long drive, this is always going to be a winner! You will never regret this purchase! Thanks for the laughs Steve, and thank you Walley for the excellent reading!
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- J.R. Snyder
- 12-18-17
Incredible laughs, fun writing, quality narration
This is one of the funniest books I've ever read, bar none. It took me at least six hours to listen to three hours of audio because I kept returning to different passages, playing portions for passers-by, and otherwise had so much fun with it. It is, of course, an Authors and Dragons tale, being a background story of the author's character on that podcast. You need not be a fan of of the podcast to enjoy this tale, however. Any fan of comedic fantasy, especially D&D style fantasy, will totally enjoy The Totally Legend of Brandon Thighmaster. Fans of epic/high fantasy will find this a great intro to comedic fantasy. Fans of mundane comedy will be drawn into sword and sorcery. The book is, all in all, a gateway drug, that will leave you wanting more and more. Mr. Wetherell has left himself in the difficult position of needing to produce more tales of Brandon's pre-podcast exploits with all speed. We, the fans, will settle for nothing less.
Mr. Schrass brings the tale to life expertly and brings great comedic timing and a very high production value to the audio table. Let us all hope we'll see more from him in the near future as well.
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- SLemay
- 04-27-18
fun story
lived Brandon's conceit and the rogues strength. I can't wait for the next book. awesome
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- Anonymous User
- 04-30-19
The Greatest hero I have ever heard of
Brandon thighmaster is the hero we need but do not deserve. Thankfully We have him and his abs.
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- Kindle Customer
- 01-06-18
Authors and dragons!
If you are a fan of Brandon Thighmaster you will like this, if you do not know who Brandon Thighmaster, fix this problem.
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- Ashley Miller
- 12-10-17
Totally Brandon!!
Absolutely loved this audio! Made me laugh and cry! So totally Brandon!! The only thing that could have made this better is if Steve was the one reading. A must read for any listeners of the authors and dragons podcast!! If you aren’t already listening, you should be!
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- Happy Man
- 08-30-18
This is Brilliant!
Absolutely hilarious. A perfect portrayal of Steve's character from Authors & Dragons. Just when the story began to take more serious overtones, Brandon would speak and I would start laughing again.
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