The Unfortunate Decisions of Dahlia Moss

2 books in series
4.5 out of 5 stars 50 ratings

The Unfortunate Decisions of Dahlia Moss Publisher's Summary

For fans of The Guild, New Girl, Scott Pilgrim, Big Bang Theory, Veronica Mars, or anyone who has ever geeked out about something.

The odds of Dahlia successfully navigating adulthood are 3,720 to one. But never tell her the odds.

Meet Dahlia Moss, the reigning queen of unfortunate decision making in the St. Louis area. Unemployed, broke, and on her last bowl of ramen, she's not living her best life. But that's all about to change.

Before Dahlia can make her life any messier on her own, she's offered a job. A job that she's woefully underqualified for. A job that will lead her to a murder, an MMORPG, and possibly a fella (or two?).

Turns out unfortunate decisions abound, and she's just the girl to deal with them.

©2015 Max Wirestone (P)2015 Hachette Audio
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  • Book 1

    • The Unfortunate Decisions of Dahlia Moss

    • By: Max Wirestone
    • Narrated by: Lauren Fortgang
    • Length: 8 hrs and 45 mins
    • Unabridged
    • Overall
      4.5 out of 5 stars 31
    • Performance
      4.5 out of 5 stars 24
    • Story
      4 out of 5 stars 24

    Meet Dahlia Moss, the reigning queen of unfortunate decision making in the St. Louis area. Unemployed, broke, and on her last bowl of ramen, she's not living her best life. But that's all about to change. Before Dahlia can make her life any messier on her own, she's offered a job. A job that she's woefully underqualified for. A job that will lead her to a murder, an MMORPG, and possibly a fella (or two?).

    • 4 out of 5 stars
    • Very funny

    • By MT on 03-02-18

    Regular price: $26.22

  • Book 2

    • The Astonishing Mistakes of Dahlia Moss

    • By: Max Wirestone
    • Narrated by: Lauren Fortgang
    • Length: 7 hrs and 47 mins
    • Unabridged
    • Overall
      4.5 out of 5 stars 19
    • Performance
      4.5 out of 5 stars 16
    • Story
      4 out of 5 stars 16

    You'd think that after I took a bullet in my arm following my last case, I'd be timid about going in guns blazing a second time. But you'd be wrong. I faced down death, and the only bad thing that happened was that I got a cool scar. Which is a like a tattoo but with street cred. I may have been a little overconfident this time. And that may have seriously clouded my judgment. That's the thing about a sense of invulnerability - you usually get it right before things go terribly, terribly wrong.

    • 5 out of 5 stars
    • Funniest book I own.

    • By Bradley J Lawhorne on 04-15-18

    Regular price: $26.22