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The Sentient Bread I Just Baked Is a Lesbian and She Eats My Ass
- By: Chuck Tingle
- Narrated by: Georgia Bird
- Length: 20 mins
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Nicole’s time in quarantine is starting to get difficult. She’s reached the end of all streaming television and movies, and her hobby of gardening didn’t quite work out as expected. Fortunately, attempting her hand at baking some bread has put a spring in Nicole’s step.
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The Sentient Bread I Just Baked Is a Lesbian and She Eats My Ass
- Narrated by: Georgia Bird
- Length: 20 mins
- Release date: 02-15-23
- Language: English
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Mercury Is in Retrograde and She Eats My Ass
- By: Chuck Tingle
- Narrated by: Georgia Bird
- Length: 20 mins
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Kendra’s been having a terrible day, and it only seems to be getting worse. Between the jammed drawer that kept her from eating breakfast, or the flat tire on her car, Kendra’s beginning to worry that her big presentation as work is headed for a similar dose of bad luck. Fortunately, on the way to the office Kendra stumbles upon the planet Mercury herself, and quickly discovers that these unfortunate circumstances may be linked to the fact that Mercury is in retrograde.
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Mercury Is in Retrograde and She Eats My Ass
- Narrated by: Georgia Bird
- Length: 20 mins
- Release date: 03-30-23
- Language: English
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Our Special Tonight Is a Salt-Crusted Shepard’s Pie Deconstruction Served over Slow-Roasted Turnips with Green Olive Aioli and a Side of Your Butthole
- By: Chuck Tingle
- Narrated by: Georgia Bird
- Length: 21 mins
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Jessica Porpo is a respected restaurant critic who is finally getting burned out on her job. After years of fancy, overwrought menus that ooze with pretention, Jessica is taking a well-deserved vacation to a small town in the mountains with simple foods and a relaxing atmosphere. Things are going great until Jessica discovers that a local dinosaur named Reba has opened a restaurant that’s as experimental and overblown as they come. Her curiosity piqued, Jessica pays Reba a visit with the intention of slamming her food.
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Our Special Tonight Is a Salt-Crusted Shepard’s Pie Deconstruction Served over Slow-Roasted Turnips with Green Olive Aioli and a Side of Your Butthole
- Narrated by: Georgia Bird
- Length: 21 mins
- Release date: 10-11-21
- Language: English
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My T-Rex Barber Is a Lesbian and She Eats Me Right
- By: Chuck Tingle
- Narrated by: Georgia Bird
- Length: 24 mins
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Thanks to a job interview with biotech company Rubble Labs, tomorrow is one of the most important days of Jenn’s life. She’s more than prepared, and her resume speaks for itself, but after a botched haircut at a new salon, Jenn is scrambling to find someone who can salvage the mess. It’s going to take one of the best stylists in the world, but that’s exactly who Jenn finds when she stumbles upon beautiful Ralla Brims, a mysterious T-Rex barber who cuts the hair that’s best for you, not necessarily best for everyone else.
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My T-Rex Barber Is a Lesbian and She Eats Me Right
- Narrated by: Georgia Bird
- Length: 24 mins
- Release date: 05-03-21
- Language: English
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Eaten Out at Mermoped Cove
- By: Chuck Tingle
- Narrated by: Georgia Bird
- Length: 21 mins
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Joma’s tropical vacation is off to a rocky start when she learns the nearby beach cove is inaccessible to guests. Apparently, local legends of mermopeds in the ocean caves have caused scientists to close down the area and hunt for answers.
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Eaten Out at Mermoped Cove
- Narrated by: Georgia Bird
- Length: 21 mins
- Release date: 07-20-23
- Language: English
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Punk Rock Parasaurolophus Eats My Ass
- By: Chuck Tingle
- Narrated by: Georgia Bird
- Length: 20 mins
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Robin has never heard a song that she liked, and she is perfectly fine with this fact. Still, it doesn’t stop her friends from trying to find the perfect record that will finally get Robin to tap her feet.
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Punk Rock Parasaurolophus Eats My Ass
- Narrated by: Georgia Bird
- Length: 20 mins
- Release date: 04-28-23
- Language: English
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Double Featured by the Sentient Bisexual Movie Theaters
- By: Chuck Tingle
- Narrated by: Georgia Bird
- Length: 23 mins
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After a year locked down and socially distanced, there’s nothing Rachel’s looking forward more than the day her favorite local movie theaters can safely reopen. When that day finally arrives, however, she finds herself struggling to make a very important decision: which movie will she see first?
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Double Featured by the Sentient Bisexual Movie Theaters
- Narrated by: Georgia Bird
- Length: 23 mins
- Release date: 06-29-21
- Language: English
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Eaten Right by a Sabertooth Cat at the Premiere of the Bizarre and Frightening Film Adaption of Sabertooth Cats the Musical
- By: Chuck Tingle
- Narrated by: Georgia Bird
- Length: 20 mins
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Alison is a huge fan of the classic Broadway musical, Sabertooth Cats. When she gets a chance to work at the red carpet premiere and write a review of the film, she jumps at the chance, and after making a deep connection with one of the film’s Sabertooth Cats stars, the night couldn’t get any better. Soon enough, Alison and her beautiful prehistoric lover are locked in a wild lesbian encounter.
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Eaten Right by a Sabertooth Cat at the Premiere of the Bizarre and Frightening Film Adaption of Sabertooth Cats the Musical
- Narrated by: Georgia Bird
- Length: 20 mins
- Release date: 02-11-22
- Language: English
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The Houseplant that I Never Water Gets Me Off
- By: Chuck Tingle
- Narrated by: Georgia Bird
- Length: 19 mins
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Harper is always on the go, efficiently working her way through life without a second of wasted time. It’s made her very successful, but it’s also made her careless. And soon enough, Harper discovers that she’s completely lost track of the present. Harper’s friend suggests getting a plant to take care of, hoping this could be a meditative experience for Harper. At first, it was, but soon enough, this sexy houseplant is introducing herself as Kobla, and bringing Harper along on an erotic, lesbian adventure.
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The Houseplant that I Never Water Gets Me Off
- Narrated by: Georgia Bird
- Length: 19 mins
- Release date: 03-08-22
- Language: English
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The Physical Manifestation of My Coworkers and Me Discussing Our Salaries Even Though Our Boss Told Us Not to Gets Me Off
- By: Chuck Tingle
- Narrated by: Georgia Bird
- Length: 23 mins
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Carly’s boss has announced that everyone is receiving a raise, and her coworkers are buzzing with excitement. The only catch, however, is they aren’t allowed to discuss how much of a raise they’ve received. This request seems fine, at first, but when Carly realizes she’s only getting five more cents a day, she becomes skeptical about Cobbler Corp’s motivations. Fortunately, the beautiful physical manifestation of her coworkers and her discussing their salaries even though their boss told them not to quickly arrives and gets to work setting things straight.
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The Physical Manifestation of My Coworkers and Me Discussing Our Salaries Even Though Our Boss Told Us Not to Gets Me Off
- Narrated by: Georgia Bird
- Length: 23 mins
- Release date: 09-16-22
- Language: English
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That Sentient Ice Cream Sandwich Is Looking like a Snack Because She Is Literally a Snack
- By: Chuck Tingle
- Narrated by: Georgia Bird
- Length: 21 mins
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When Alison is forced to move across the country for a new job at Tingle Industries, she finds herself in a complicated situation. On one hand, she’s able to buy her first house, something that Alison never would’ve dreamed possible. The unfortunate drawback is that she’s never seen the place in person.
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That Sentient Ice Cream Sandwich Is Looking like a Snack Because She Is Literally a Snack
- Narrated by: Georgia Bird
- Length: 21 mins
- Release date: 02-03-23
- Language: English
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Dang, That's a Pretty Sweet Car That Just Ate My Butt
- By: Chuck Tingle
- Narrated by: Georgia Bird
- Length: 22 mins
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Jessica is a blogger who preaches the values of slowing down and taking it easy. Unfortunately, she’s having a hell of a time getting any work done as a loud and fast sports car continues to zoom by her house, shaking it to the very foundation. Determined to but a stop to this racket, Jessica soon finds herself in a direct confrontation with the culprit but loses her motivation when she realizes just how gorgeous and charming this cherry red living sports car actually is.
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Dang, That's a Pretty Sweet Car That Just Ate My Butt
- Narrated by: Georgia Bird
- Length: 22 mins
- Release date: 06-10-21
- Language: English
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New York City Is a Lesbian and She Eats Me Right
- By: Chuck Tingle
- Narrated by: Georgia Bird
- Length: 20 mins
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Lara is a small town girl with dreams of the big city, and when she finally saves up enough for a five day vacation in New York, she decides to plan out everything down to the minute. Unfortunately, from the second Lara lands, she finds herself immediately falling behind. Forced to change her tight schedule over and over again, Lara finally breaks down and declares that she hates New York City.
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New York City Is a Lesbian and She Eats Me Right
- Narrated by: Georgia Bird
- Length: 20 mins
- Release date: 03-23-23
- Language: English
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