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Our Special Tonight Is a Salt-Crusted Shepard’s Pie Deconstruction Served over Slow-Roasted Turnips with Green Olive Aioli and a Side of Your Butthole

By: Chuck Tingle
Narrated by: Georgia Bird
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Jessica Porpo is a respected restaurant critic who is finally getting burned out on her job. After years of fancy, overwrought menus that ooze with pretention, Jessica is taking a well-deserved vacation to a small town in the mountains with simple foods and a relaxing atmosphere.

Things are going great until Jessica discovers that a local dinosaur named Reba has opened a restaurant that’s as experimental and overblown as they come. Her curiosity piqued, Jessica pays Reba a visit with the intention of slamming her food, but quickly learns the most important part of any creative endeavor isn’t whether it’s high brow or low brow: It’s whether or not you put your heart into it.

Now Jessica is taking her culinary enjoyment to new heights with a prehistoric lesbian ass eating that would make anyone send their compliments to the chef!

This erotic tale is full of sizzling human on velociraptor action and lesbian dinosaur chef love.

©2020 Chuck Tingle (P)2021 Chuck Tingle

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