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This is Esmeralda’s long-awaited novel. Much time and imagination were put into this wondrous, epic story. Now it’s out for your special perusal. To whet your appetite, here is some sage advice from the distinguished professor of religious studies at Prickston University (who also kindly provided the introduction to this book): "My friends and fellow students, sit back and relax while you read and dissect this foolish and whimsical, God-inspired Bible thumping messenger. I shall take you into the crazed mind of the most fanatical Fundamentalist speaker and proclaimer of them all. He ...

Reminiscent of the old-timey country music shows broadcast over radio and television as well as the quick-paced comedy shows of yesterday with rapid-fire skits and musical numbers, this little book will delight you and bring back many fond memories. The difference, of course, is that the naughty little bud we call cannabis is the main focus here. Each routine is laden with all sorts of corny references to that miraculous weed we all love and treasure. The best part is that you don't even have to light up. Simply get comfortable in your favorite chair and either read or listen to this unique...

If you remember Fifi Poofay, the notorious erotica boutique owner from a previous book by this author, you will be doubly delighted to know that she is alive, well and now proud to bring you a collection of her favorite erotic nursery rhymes and naughty fairy tales. Presented in typical children's book format and illustrated throughout, you will spend many hours of stimulating fun with this unconventional versions of the beloved stories of all times.

Have y'all heard and seen on TV or read in magazines about superheroes? Well, these here are new and improved, zany, racy crime fighters for your consideration --- the Naughty Superheroes. Nowhere have there ever been such superpowers as these: Supersperm, the Wonder Wanker, Captain Buggeroff, and many more. There have also never been naughty, nefarious ne'er-do-wells the likes of Doctor Perv, the Titty Trickster, the Mad Horny Porny Man, and numerous others. Hold on to your seats --- the wacky, whacking-off fun is yet to come! (The paperback and hardcover editions contain many ...

There are few guarantees in life, and we never know what to expect. Such is not the case at the RISQUE CABARET, presided over by the most ravishing, charming and alluring hostess of all time, Fifi Poofay. She and the management of this wonderful establishment guarantee that you'll enjoy a marvelous, unforgettable visit as you watch the brilliant variety of performances and have the time of your life. You'll hoot, holler, applaud wildly and rise in ovation as you pore through this unusual book. No tribute to the institution of cabaret arts like this has ever been written, nor will you ever ...

Men rise, and men fall in many walks of life, and politics is no exception. And if a man is so overwhelming, so blustery, such a braggart, and basically an office holder who does nothing most of the time, in this day of age where the masses will believe anything spooned out to them like Pablum, he can be a roaring success. Such is the story of Senator Beauregard Blowhard, the People's Choice. You will laugh, cry, shake your head in wonder and amazement at all his antics. ESMERALDA LINTNER once again brings you a story in complete parody of everything that goes on in the halls of a state ...

This little book tells a strange and bizarre story and will give you insight into the shadowy world of luring, peeping lewdness. An outrageous voyeur named Peeping Pecker Pete transforms himself into a member of the opposite sex to fulfill his misbehaving, mischievous proclivities. "Her" peeping eyes know no bounds as they find themselves in a whirl of adventures and mishaps which "she" never expected. Peeping Penelope’s story is filled with naughtiness and endless slapstick situations which lead the outrageous drag queen to experience a roller coaster ride like never before.

Wild doesn't even begin to describe the zaniness of this latest offering by Huntington, West Virginia-based author and poet, ESMERALDA LINTNER. She takes you on the naughtiest, sassiest musical revue you'll ever see live on stage or via the miracle of television. The emcee for this fabulous presentation, the outlandish Henrietta Rumblebums, introduces each act in her own, inimitable way. You'll laugh, cry, and generally flip out as you take in the unorthodox lyrics of these musical numbers. Names of the artists and groups will also give you a good chuckle, guaranteed. Your seat for the show...

The cloaked figure and the unknown changing of faces is back again. He reveals individual's innermost secrets. Nobody knows where or when this dark, foreboding spirit will appear. He is that faceless, ever-changing face of faces --- the RETURN OF FALSE FACE. Esmeralda Lintner presents an anthology of four stories which will make your hair stand on end. Mister FF, as he affectionately calls himself, never fails to deliver his charges' most daring wishes and aspirations, but always with a catch of some sort or another. You'll feel the impact of these episodes long after you finish reading or ...

Step back in time to Ancient Greece. Allow the gods, goddesses, and other entities to delight and amaze you. Dimitrios, a slave boy who is plucked from the marketplace to live comfortably with an Athenian master, benefiting from the education and tender love provided to him, is your guide through this frequently mythological world, albeit with flashes of genuine life where mortals dwell. MIGHTY ZEUS, the god above all other gods, is ready to welcome you to this world of wonder. Enjoy your journey to the fullest in the lines of this amazing poetry.

Enjoy the romantic life of Paris, France! Welcome to a house of frolicking fun. Savor the erotic adventures of these attendees. Let Monique guide you into her zany and erotic world of the forbidden, where sexual inhibitions are realized and often go awry. It all happens right here in Monique's Pleasure Palace!

The completely fictional character depicted in this story bears the unusual but fitting name of Reverend Byron Stiffwilly. Reading the tale of his adventures and unique experiences as related by the principal of the seminary which the Episcopalian minister once attended will cause you to smile, laugh and even shake your head in disbelief. People from all walks of life will find themselves touched by the heavenly endowment possessed by this truly elongated servant of the Most High. Reverend Stiffwilly is certain to transport the reader to new ecclesiastical heights.

Beth Templeton is a resident of New York City and a woman you'll not soon forget. Whether it is assuming the role of a mature lady of charm and grace (evidenced by her daily makeup ritual and elaborate choice of high fashion clothes for the day), dispensing advice (welcome or not) to novices in the fashion industry (drawing on her experience and knowledge of having been the owner of a leading house of design in the heyday of the closing decades of the 20th century) or discovering the joys and surprises of living in a vibrant city, she is a force with which to be reckoned. Follow Beth on her...

What happens when a twenty-year-old named Joe Williams is on a routine trip to his grandfather's house? Suddenly, he and his van are transported into the past. He encounters events which took place over fifty years ago. He grooves with the masses at Woodstock, gets in the middle of the Kent State student demonstrations and massacre, experiences the wonder of the Summer of Love in San Francisco, the historic Human Be-In, and the far-out trip he takes, courtesy of Doctor Timothy Leary, into an LSD-propelled world of discovery. See the past through contemporary eyes. You'd better fasten your ...

Do angels exist? Can they speak? Listen to one tell her story about intervening in human lives! This delightful little book contains eight unique tales of ordinary individuals who overcome difficulties and challenges in their lives with a healthy dose of angelic help.

In this unusual novella, the spirits of three former Presidents materialize and observe the various goings-on in the current White House. The administration of Perry Crumbwinkle confounds everyone, and the three former Presidents are no exception. They must figure out a way to confound the man himself before he becomes the ruination of the United States. The story contains many inspirational quotes as spoken directly by Teddy, Harry and Dick throughout their lifetimes in service to the American people and their place in history. Also within the pages of the book are contained many ...

Step into Fifi Poofay's world of extraordinary sexual delights! You'll be served up a good mix of arousing sexual fantasy enhanced by traditional comedy flourishes. With twenty-nine individual readings PLUS introductory and closing words from Fifi herself, you'll be stimulated as you've never been before!

What happens when two presidents from the past --- and the future --- come together? Sound confusing? It won't be once you begin reading this extraordinary novella about Abraham Lincoln's extraordinary trip back in time, devised for him by destiny and providence during a period of unequal turmoil caused by civil war. The reader will remember the implications of two great leaders determining the course of momentous events in U.S. history (all fictionalized, of course!)

What happens when our first president finds himself suddenly propelled into the future? Who or what will he see in the year 2024 in America? Find out what one of our Founding Fathers has to say. It’s a journey you’ll never forget, chockful of interesting, whimsical encounters. It's all in this new take on history --- namely, GEORGE WASHINGTON 2024! (Please note: In addition to the text, the paperback version of this novella also contains many historic photos and illustrations to heighten the reader's experience.)

From a naughty high school joke teller who wins a talent contest to a successful comedian who reaches highest stardom, the life story of Jack-O the Jack-Off Clown is illuminating. As soon as he is discovered, he begins a career of playing the clown like you’ve never seen before. Join Jack-O as he wows the seniors with his classroom yucks. Watch him launch his professional comic career and soar to greatness. You won’t be able to put this book down. It’s chockful of racy, nasty fun, all courtesy of the clown of naughty buffoonery himself, JACK-O! (The paperback version contains many ...