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The Shadow of False Face
- By: Esmeralda Lintner
- Narrated by: Virtual Voice
- Length: 1 hr and 38 mins
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Somewhere in the dark corners of life and the mind shadowy figures of the imagination reside. The lure of the beckoning voice is heard through the human senses. Clear images, sometimes abstract ones, can be misconstrued for truth or lies. It is these images which distinguish truth from fiction. Take, for instance, the face. Many illusions do occur: makeup, facial manipulation through surgery, beauty creams --- everything to satisfy one's ego. However, there is such person who can change his illusive image as that of a human chameleon. FALSE FACE! Read, study and dissect, if you wish, the ...
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The Shadow of False Face
- Narrated by: Virtual Voice
- Length: 1 hr and 38 mins
- Release date: 06-02-25
- Language: English
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Jack-O
- Naughty Clown of Buffoonery
- By: Esmeralda Lintner
- Narrated by: Virtual Voice
- Length: 1 hr and 40 mins
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From a naughty high school joke teller who wins a talent contest to a successful comedian who reaches highest stardom, the life story of Jack-O the Jack-Off Clown is illuminating. As soon as he is discovered, he begins a career of playing the clown like you’ve never seen before. Join Jack-O as he wows the seniors with his classroom yucks. Watch him launch his professional comic career and soar to greatness. You won’t be able to put this book down. It’s chockful of racy, nasty fun, all courtesy of the clown of naughty buffoonery himself, JACK-O! (The paperback version contains many ...
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Jack-O
- Naughty Clown of Buffoonery
- Narrated by: Virtual Voice
- Length: 1 hr and 40 mins
- Release date: 05-29-25
- Language: English
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Joe's Psychedelic Journey
- The Wildest Ride Ever
- By: Esmeralda Lintner
- Narrated by: Virtual Voice
- Length: 1 hr and 43 mins
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What happens when a twenty-year-old named Joe Williams is on a routine trip to his grandfather's house? Suddenly, he and his van are transported into the past. He encounters events which took place over fifty years ago. He grooves with the masses at Woodstock, gets in the middle of the Kent State student demonstrations and massacre, experiences the wonder of the Summer of Love in San Francisco, the historic Human Be-In, and the far-out trip he takes, courtesy of Doctor Timothy Leary, into an LSD-propelled world of discovery. See the past through contemporary eyes. You'd better fasten your ...
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Joe's Psychedelic Journey
- The Wildest Ride Ever
- Narrated by: Virtual Voice
- Length: 1 hr and 43 mins
- Release date: 05-18-25
- Language: English
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Fifi's Naughty Rhymes and Fairy Tales
- Make-Believe Erotica
- By: Esmeralda Lintner
- Narrated by: Virtual Voice
- Length: 1 hr and 21 mins
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If you remember Fifi Poofay, the notorious erotica boutique owner from a previous book by this author, you will be doubly delighted to know that she is alive, well and now proud to bring you a collection of her favorite erotic nursery rhymes and naughty fairy tales. Presented in typical children's book format and illustrated throughout, you will spend many hours of stimulating fun with this unconventional versions of the beloved stories of all times.
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Fifi's Naughty Rhymes and Fairy Tales
- Make-Believe Erotica
- Narrated by: Virtual Voice
- Length: 1 hr and 21 mins
- Release date: 05-28-25
- Language: English
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Naughty Superheroes to the Rescue!
- By: Esmeralda Lintner
- Narrated by: Virtual Voice
- Length: 4 hrs and 28 mins
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Have y'all heard and seen on TV or read in magazines about superheroes? Well, these here are new and improved, zany, racy crime fighters for your consideration --- the Naughty Superheroes. Nowhere have there ever been such superpowers as these: Supersperm, the Wonder Wanker, Captain Buggeroff, and many more. There have also never been naughty, nefarious ne'er-do-wells the likes of Doctor Perv, the Titty Trickster, the Mad Horny Porny Man, and numerous others. Hold on to your seats --- the wacky, whacking-off fun is yet to come! (The paperback and hardcover editions contain many ...
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Naughty Superheroes to the Rescue!
- Narrated by: Virtual Voice
- Length: 4 hrs and 28 mins
- Release date: 05-18-25
- Language: English
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The Baths of Orgasmia
- An Ancient Roman Fantasy
- By: Esmeralda Lintner
- Narrated by: Virtual Voice
- Length: 57 mins
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Take a trip back to Ancient Rome. Join Longus Dongus, owner of the empire’s most famous (and notorious) baths as he takes us on a guided tour of his pride and joy. Have a wild, relaxing orgasm like you’ll never forget. Even a cameo appearance by the great emperor, Caesar himself, graces these pages. Do as the Romans do. Come to the Baths of Orgasmia! This delightful Kindle book contains many photos and illustrations. They, as well as the text, are in full color (for tablet and phone users only --- Kindle Ereader is unfortunately exempt)
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The Baths of Orgasmia
- An Ancient Roman Fantasy
- Narrated by: Virtual Voice
- Length: 57 mins
- Release date: 04-29-25
- Language: English
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The Demon Ghost Rides Again
- By: Esmeralda Lintner
- Narrated by: Virtual Voice
- Length: 55 mins
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You met him briefly in Huntington, West Virginia-based author ESMERALDA LINTNER's previous work dealing with the precarious situation of the American Colonists in the pre-Revolutionary nation. Now, he returns to fight even harder and more arduously than ever before for justice and liberty. Join the inhabitants of Doilston and Jammisonne, fictional villages in Bucks County, Pennsylvania, as they aspire to create a new country.
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The Demon Ghost Rides Again
- Narrated by: Virtual Voice
- Length: 55 mins
- Release date: 11-26-25
- Language: English
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Spermo the Great
- Illusionist Extraordinaire
- By: Esmeralda Lintner
- Narrated by: Virtual Voice
- Length: 3 hrs and 5 mins
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Come and read through these pages. You will discover for yourself everything about an outrageous performer: a true showman known throughout the nation. He is the outlandish buffoon of magical mystery and nasty, naughty mayhem. He will bring you hours of fun and mirth. There is no other magician or illusionist who can outperform him. You will encounter the strange and bizarre world of the obscene. His tricks can pollute the purest of minds. He is boisterous. He is rotund, He is racy. Huntington, West Virginia-based author Esmeralda Lintner guarantees you will never encounter another ...
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Spermo the Great
- Illusionist Extraordinaire
- Narrated by: Virtual Voice
- Length: 3 hrs and 5 mins
- Release date: 11-27-25
- Language: English
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Baron von Brownnosen
- Amazing German Sleuth
- By: Esmeralda Lintner
- Narrated by: Virtual Voice
- Length: 3 hrs and 18 mins
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Everybody is familiar with the famous and most beloved detectives in literary history. Names like Sherlock Holmes, Hercule Poirot, Philip Marlowe, Sam Spade, Father Brown, and Inspector Morse loom large in the annals of crime fighting fiction. The greatest of them all, however, is the indisputably amazing German sleuth, Baron von Brownnosen. He brings his dignified Old World charm to the contemporary investigation of insidious crimes perpetrated by devious ne'er-do-wells like Spermo the Great and Rupert the Puppetmaster. Despite his shortcomings (the good Baron is as blind as a bat!) and ...
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Baron von Brownnosen
- Amazing German Sleuth
- Narrated by: Virtual Voice
- Length: 3 hrs and 18 mins
- Release date: 11-29-25
- Language: English
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THE REVEREND DOCTOR SINNER
- alias THE DEMON GHOST
- By: Esmeralda Lintner
- Narrated by: Virtual Voice
- Length: 1 hr and 55 mins
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In Huntington, West Virginia-based author and poet, ESMERALDA LINTNER's previous novella, the appearance of an unusual man of the cloth lighted up the pages of the narrative. Now, the Reverend Doctor Sinner returns in a tale which plunges the reader directly into the maelstrom of the American Revolution and its effect on the inhabitants of a small fictional village located in Bucks County, Pennsylvania. The action is nonstop, and the laughs are also plentiful as Doctor Sinner amazed everyone with his dual personality: mild-mannered vicar of the Cobblestone All Saints Congregational Church ...
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THE REVEREND DOCTOR SINNER
- alias THE DEMON GHOST
- Narrated by: Virtual Voice
- Length: 1 hr and 55 mins
- Release date: 11-08-25
- Language: English
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MIGHTY ZEUS
- Greek Mythology and Love Poems of Servant Dimitrios
- By: Esmeralda Lintner
- Narrated by: Virtual Voice
- Length: 36 mins
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Step back in time to Ancient Greece. Allow the gods, goddesses, and other entities to delight and amaze you. Dimitrios, a slave boy who is plucked from the marketplace to live comfortably with an Athenian master, benefiting from the education and tender love provided to him, is your guide through this frequently mythological world, albeit with flashes of genuine life where mortals dwell. MIGHTY ZEUS, the god above all other gods, is ready to welcome you to this world of wonder. Enjoy your journey to the fullest in the lines of this amazing poetry.
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MIGHTY ZEUS
- Greek Mythology and Love Poems of Servant Dimitrios
- Narrated by: Virtual Voice
- Length: 36 mins
- Release date: 06-19-25
- Language: English
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Senator Beauregard Blowhard
- The People's Choice
- By: Esmeralda Lintner
- Narrated by: Virtual Voice
- Length: 1 hr and 52 mins
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Men rise, and men fall in many walks of life, and politics is no exception. And if a man is so overwhelming, so blustery, such a braggart, and basically an office holder who does nothing most of the time, in this day of age where the masses will believe anything spooned out to them like Pablum, he can be a roaring success. Such is the story of Senator Beauregard Blowhard, the People's Choice. You will laugh, cry, shake your head in wonder and amazement at all his antics. ESMERALDA LINTNER once again brings you a story in complete parody of everything that goes on in the halls of a state ...
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Senator Beauregard Blowhard
- The People's Choice
- Narrated by: Virtual Voice
- Length: 1 hr and 52 mins
- Release date: 08-12-25
- Language: English
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The Ganja Network Two
- By: Esmeralda Lintner
- Narrated by: Virtual Voice
- Length: 1 hr and 18 mins
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In this second part of a three-book series you will experience the high, stoned times for your reading and toking pleasure. Sit back, relax, light up a joint and tune into THE GANJA NETWORK TWO!
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The Ganja Network Two
- Narrated by: Virtual Voice
- Length: 1 hr and 18 mins
- Release date: 06-09-25
- Language: English
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Lincoln Meets Washington
- An Historical Fantasy
- By: Esmeralda Lintner
- Narrated by: Virtual Voice
- Length: 1 hr and 25 mins
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What happens when two presidents from the past --- and the future --- come together? Sound confusing? It won't be once you begin reading this extraordinary novella about Abraham Lincoln's extraordinary trip back in time, devised for him by destiny and providence during a period of unequal turmoil caused by civil war. The reader will remember the implications of two great leaders determining the course of momentous events in U.S. history (all fictionalized, of course!)
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Lincoln Meets Washington
- An Historical Fantasy
- Narrated by: Virtual Voice
- Length: 1 hr and 25 mins
- Release date: 05-25-25
- Language: English
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The Ghoul's Delight
- Full of Fiendish Fun
- By: Esmeralda Lintner
- Narrated by: Virtual Voice
- Length: 1 hr and 49 mins
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Ready for an eerie fantasy? If you enjoy the antics of monsters and ghouls, rest assured that all your favorites show up at Skull Mansion. Gruel Hilda is whipping up all sorts of gruesome meals, and the horror is nonstop. Esmeralda Lintner's latest tale of mayhem is a tribute in parody to all Gothic classics.
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The Ghoul's Delight
- Full of Fiendish Fun
- Narrated by: Virtual Voice
- Length: 1 hr and 49 mins
- Release date: 06-07-25
- Language: English
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THE ACCIDENTAL REVOLUTIONARY
- By: Esmeralda Lintner
- Narrated by: Virtual Voice
- Length: 1 hr and 37 mins
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Tommy Tinkerton is the unassuming hero of this latest historical tale of thrills and spills from Huntington, West Virginia author and poet, ESMERALDA LINTNER. Though a bungling fool most of the time, Tommy demonstrates uncommon valor and willingness to fight the good fight for liberty and patriotism in the besieged American Colonies. The action of the story revolves around fictitious events which take place in several equally nebulous places in and around Bucks County, Pennsylvania. You will long remember the exciting and, occasionally, stumbling, bumbling exploits of a most extraordinary ...
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THE ACCIDENTAL REVOLUTIONARY
- Narrated by: Virtual Voice
- Length: 1 hr and 37 mins
- Release date: 10-08-25
- Language: English
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The Naughty, Sassy Revue
- By: Esmeralda Lintner
- Narrated by: Virtual Voice
- Length: 1 hr and 8 mins
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Wild doesn't even begin to describe the zaniness of this latest offering by Huntington, West Virginia-based author and poet, ESMERALDA LINTNER. She takes you on the naughtiest, sassiest musical revue you'll ever see live on stage or via the miracle of television. The emcee for this fabulous presentation, the outlandish Henrietta Rumblebums, introduces each act in her own, inimitable way. You'll laugh, cry, and generally flip out as you take in the unorthodox lyrics of these musical numbers. Names of the artists and groups will also give you a good chuckle, guaranteed. Your seat for the show...
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The Naughty, Sassy Revue
- Narrated by: Virtual Voice
- Length: 1 hr and 8 mins
- Release date: 07-20-25
- Language: English
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Stoned Goes The Country
- By: Esmeralda Lintner
- Narrated by: Virtual Voice
- Length: 42 mins
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Reminiscent of the old-timey country music shows broadcast over radio and television as well as the quick-paced comedy shows of yesterday with rapid-fire skits and musical numbers, this little book will delight you and bring back many fond memories. The difference, of course, is that the naughty little bud we call cannabis is the main focus here. Each routine is laden with all sorts of corny references to that miraculous weed we all love and treasure. The best part is that you don't even have to light up. Simply get comfortable in your favorite chair and either read or listen to this unique...
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Stoned Goes The Country
- Narrated by: Virtual Voice
- Length: 42 mins
- Release date: 07-13-25
- Language: English
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RETURN OF FALSE FACE
- By: Esmeralda Lintner
- Narrated by: Virtual Voice
- Length: 1 hr and 26 mins
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The cloaked figure and the unknown changing of faces is back again. He reveals individual's innermost secrets. Nobody knows where or when this dark, foreboding spirit will appear. He is that faceless, ever-changing face of faces --- the RETURN OF FALSE FACE. Esmeralda Lintner presents an anthology of four stories which will make your hair stand on end. Mister FF, as he affectionately calls himself, never fails to deliver his charges' most daring wishes and aspirations, but always with a catch of some sort or another. You'll feel the impact of these episodes long after you finish reading or ...
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RETURN OF FALSE FACE
- Narrated by: Virtual Voice
- Length: 1 hr and 26 mins
- Release date: 06-30-25
- Language: English
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Rocking, Rolling & Monkeying Around
- By: Esmeralda Lintner
- Narrated by: Virtual Voice
- Length: 3 hrs and 18 mins
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We met Stevie the Monkey briefly in a previous novella written by West Virginia-based author and poet, ESMERALDA LINTNER. Now, Stevie has a chance to shine on his own, fortifying his notoriety as The First Monkey of Rock and Roll. His life becomes infinitely more interesting as he meets and is mentored by a famous promoter. That wise man suggests that our monkey friend return to the exciting world of rock music where he shone so brilliantly just a few years back. And his fame spreads as he tours with under the guidance of the promoter, meets and interacts with all sorts of interesting ...
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Rocking, Rolling & Monkeying Around
- Narrated by: Virtual Voice
- Length: 3 hrs and 18 mins
- Release date: 09-10-25
- Language: English
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Project Hail Mary
- By: Andy Weir
- Narrated by: Ray Porter
- Length: 16 hrs and 10 mins
- Unabridged
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Ryland Grace is the sole survivor on a desperate, last-chance mission - and if he fails, humanity and the Earth itself will perish. Except that right now, he doesn't know that. He can't even remember his own name, let alone the nature of his assignment or how to complete it. All he knows is that he's been asleep for a very, very long time. And he's just been awakened to find himself millions of miles from home, with nothing but two corpses for company.
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Bazinga
- By Davidgonzalezsr on 05-04-21
By: Andy Weir
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Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix (Full-Cast Edition)
- By: J.K. Rowling
- Narrated by: Hugh Laurie, Keira Knightley, James McAvoy, and others
- Length: 26 hrs and 39 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall1,509
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Get ready to be transported to the world of Harry Potter in a captivating production that features hundreds of unique voices and immersive sound design that brings the wizarding world vividly to life in Dolby Atmos. You’ll hear footsteps echoing through the corridors of Hogwarts and the heart-racing whoosh of the Golden Snitch as it darts past your ears in the heat of a Quidditch match. Also featuring an electrifying new musical score, The Full-Cast Audio Editions present J.K. Rowling’s iconic series as a truly spellbinding listening event for the whole family.
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excellent story, great rendition.
- By Anonymous on 03-12-26
By: J.K. Rowling
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Harry Potter and the Sorcerer’s Stone (Full-Cast Edition)
- By: J.K. Rowling
- Narrated by: Hugh Laurie, Matthew Macfadyen, Riz Ahmed, and others
- Length: 8 hrs and 41 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall13,224
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Performance12,599
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Get ready to be transported to the world of Harry Potter in a captivating production that features hundreds of unique voices and immersive sound design that brings the wizarding world vividly to life in Dolby Atmos. You’ll hear footsteps echoing through the corridors of Hogwarts and the heart-racing whoosh of the Golden Snitch as it darts past your ears in the heat of a Quidditch match. Also featuring an electrifying new musical score, The Full-Cast Audio Editions present J.K. Rowling’s iconic series as a truly spellbinding listening event for the whole family.
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Absolutely LOVE
- By MsMelissa904 on 11-04-25
By: J.K. Rowling
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Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire (Full-Cast Edition)
- By: J.K. Rowling
- Narrated by: Hugh Laurie, James McAvoy, Ruth Wilson, and others
- Length: 20 hrs and 13 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall3,566
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Performance3,454
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Get ready to be transported to the world of Harry Potter in a captivating production that features hundreds of unique voices and immersive sound design that brings the wizarding world vividly to life in Dolby Atmos. You’ll hear footsteps echoing through the corridors of Hogwarts and the heart-racing whoosh of the Golden Snitch as it darts past your ears in the heat of a Quidditch match. Also featuring an electrifying new musical score, The Full-Cast Audio Editions present J.K. Rowling’s iconic series as a truly spellbinding listening event for the whole family.
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Is it Harry, or is it Ron?
- By Molly Moore on 02-12-26
By: J.K. Rowling
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Project Hail Mary
- By: Andy Weir
- Narrated by: Ray Porter
- Length: 16 hrs and 10 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall260,422
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Performance241,499
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Story240,949
Ryland Grace is the sole survivor on a desperate, last-chance mission - and if he fails, humanity and the Earth itself will perish. Except that right now, he doesn't know that. He can't even remember his own name, let alone the nature of his assignment or how to complete it. All he knows is that he's been asleep for a very, very long time. And he's just been awakened to find himself millions of miles from home, with nothing but two corpses for company.
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Bazinga
- By Davidgonzalezsr on 05-04-21
By: Andy Weir
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Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix (Full-Cast Edition)
- By: J.K. Rowling
- Narrated by: Hugh Laurie, Keira Knightley, James McAvoy, and others
- Length: 26 hrs and 39 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall1,509
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Performance1,459
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Story1,459
Get ready to be transported to the world of Harry Potter in a captivating production that features hundreds of unique voices and immersive sound design that brings the wizarding world vividly to life in Dolby Atmos. You’ll hear footsteps echoing through the corridors of Hogwarts and the heart-racing whoosh of the Golden Snitch as it darts past your ears in the heat of a Quidditch match. Also featuring an electrifying new musical score, The Full-Cast Audio Editions present J.K. Rowling’s iconic series as a truly spellbinding listening event for the whole family.
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excellent story, great rendition.
- By Anonymous on 03-12-26
By: J.K. Rowling
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Harry Potter and the Sorcerer’s Stone (Full-Cast Edition)
- By: J.K. Rowling
- Narrated by: Hugh Laurie, Matthew Macfadyen, Riz Ahmed, and others
- Length: 8 hrs and 41 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall13,224
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Performance12,599
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Story12,598
Get ready to be transported to the world of Harry Potter in a captivating production that features hundreds of unique voices and immersive sound design that brings the wizarding world vividly to life in Dolby Atmos. You’ll hear footsteps echoing through the corridors of Hogwarts and the heart-racing whoosh of the Golden Snitch as it darts past your ears in the heat of a Quidditch match. Also featuring an electrifying new musical score, The Full-Cast Audio Editions present J.K. Rowling’s iconic series as a truly spellbinding listening event for the whole family.
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Absolutely LOVE
- By MsMelissa904 on 11-04-25
By: J.K. Rowling
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Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire (Full-Cast Edition)
- By: J.K. Rowling
- Narrated by: Hugh Laurie, James McAvoy, Ruth Wilson, and others
- Length: 20 hrs and 13 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall3,566
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Performance3,454
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Story3,454
Get ready to be transported to the world of Harry Potter in a captivating production that features hundreds of unique voices and immersive sound design that brings the wizarding world vividly to life in Dolby Atmos. You’ll hear footsteps echoing through the corridors of Hogwarts and the heart-racing whoosh of the Golden Snitch as it darts past your ears in the heat of a Quidditch match. Also featuring an electrifying new musical score, The Full-Cast Audio Editions present J.K. Rowling’s iconic series as a truly spellbinding listening event for the whole family.
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Is it Harry, or is it Ron?
- By Molly Moore on 02-12-26
By: J.K. Rowling
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Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets (Full-Cast Edition)
- By: J.K. Rowling
- Narrated by: Hugh Laurie, Matthew Macfadyen, Kit Harington, and others
- Length: 9 hrs and 37 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall5,175
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Performance4,891
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Story4,891
Get ready to be transported to the world of Harry Potter in a captivating production that features hundreds of unique voices and immersive sound design that brings the wizarding world vividly to life in Dolby Atmos. You’ll hear footsteps echoing through the corridors of Hogwarts and the heart-racing whoosh of the Golden Snitch as it darts past your ears in the heat of a Quidditch match. Also featuring an electrifying new musical score, The Full-Cast Audio Editions present J.K. Rowling’s iconic series as a truly spellbinding listening event for the whole family.
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Fixed Audio Mixing
- By Brandon on 12-19-25
By: J.K. Rowling
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Theo of Golden
- A Novel
- By: Allen Levi
- Narrated by: David Morse
- Length: 13 hrs and 12 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall11,303
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Performance11,112
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Story11,112
THE #1 NEW YORK TIMES BESTSELLING PHENONEMON A Katie Couric Book Club Pick A Jen Hatmaker Book Club Pick “[A] word-of-mouth smash hit.” —The New York Times “A treasure.” —Hoda Kotb One spring morning, a stranger named Theo arrives in the small Southern city of Golden. He doesn't...
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Favorite book possibly ever
- By HGVBMomma on 12-14-25
By: Allen Levi
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The Correspondent
- A Novel
- By: Virginia Evans
- Narrated by: Maggi-Meg Reed, Jane Oppenheimer, Carly Robins, and others
- Length: 8 hrs and 36 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall19,069
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Performance18,681
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Story18,680
#1 NEW YORK TIMES BESTSELLER Discover the word-of-mouth hit hailed by Ann Patchett as “A cause for celebration”—an intimate novel about the transformative power of the written word and the beauty of slowing down to reconnect with the people we love. “The Correspondent is this...
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Brilliant, with stellar narration! 📝📚📝📚📝📚📝📚
- By Lili on 08-19-25
By: Virginia Evans
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Dungeon Crawler Carl
- A LitRPG/Gamelit Adventure
- By: Matt Dinniman
- Narrated by: Jeff Hays
- Length: 13 hrs and 31 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall51,711
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Performance46,305
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Story46,266
A man. His ex-girlfriend's cat. A sadistic game show unlike anything in the universe: a dungeon crawl where survival depends on killing your prey in the most entertaining way possible. In a flash, every human-erected construction on Earth - from Buckingham Palace to the tiniest of sheds - collapses in a heap, sinking into the ground. The buildings and all the people inside have all been atomized and transformed into the dungeon: an 18-level labyrinth filled with traps, monsters, and loot.
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A refreshing take on apocalyptical LITRPG
- By Rhexas on 03-01-21
By: Matt Dinniman
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Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban (Full-Cast Edition)
- By: J.K. Rowling
- Narrated by: Hugh Laurie, Matthew Macfadyen, Riz Ahmed, and others
- Length: 11 hrs and 32 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4,381
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Performance4,224
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Story4,225
Get ready to be transported to the world of Harry Potter in a captivating production that features hundreds of unique voices and immersive sound design that brings the wizarding world vividly to life in Dolby Atmos. You’ll hear footsteps echoing through the corridors of Hogwarts and the heart-racing whoosh of the Golden Snitch as it darts past your ears in the heat of a Quidditch match. Also featuring an electrifying new musical score, The Full-Cast Audio Editions present J.K. Rowling’s iconic series as a truly spellbinding listening event for the whole family.
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Snape Performance Not Really Working For Me
- By Jimmy R. Queen on 01-15-26
By: J.K. Rowling
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My Husband's Wife
- A Novel
- By: Alice Feeney
- Narrated by: Bel Powley, Henry Rowley, Richard Armitage
- Length: 8 hrs and 58 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall8,469
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Performance8,397
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Story8,397
The New York Times bestselling Queen of Twists is back with a psychological masterpiece that will leave you questioning everything you know about love, identity, and revenge. This program features multicast narration and is read by actor and Audie Award–winner Richard Armitage, actor Bel...
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So Good Great Twists
- By Lulu Dx on 01-26-26
By: Alice Feeney
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Judge Stone
- A Novel
- By: James Patterson, Viola Davis
- Narrated by: Viola Davis
- Length: 11 hrs and 20 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall1,946
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Performance1,923
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Story1,923
#1 New York Times Bestseller! Read by Academy Award–winning actress Viola Davis. “Davis is a force of nature, and her performance is riveting.” — Kirkus Reviews Viola Davis and the world's #1 bestselling author James Patterson’s Judge Stone "delivers first-class courtroom drama...
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Strong female character leads
- By Mrs.Watkin on 03-12-26
By: James Patterson, and others
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Carl's Doomsday Scenario
- Dungeon Crawler Carl, Book 2
- By: Matt Dinniman
- Narrated by: Jeff Hays
- Length: 11 hrs and 28 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall30,276
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Performance25,538
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Story25,517
The ratings and views are off the chart. The fans just can't get enough. The dungeon gets more dangerous each day. But in a grinder designed to chew up and spit out crawlers by the millions, Carl and Princess Donut need to work harder than ever just to survive. They call it the Over City. A sprawling, once-thriving metropolis devastated by a mysterious calamity. But these streets are far from abandoned. An undead circus trawls the ruins. Murdered prostitutes rain from the sky. An ancient spell is finally ready to reveal its dark purpose.
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Let's face it... Most reviews are trash
- By Butter Butt Butt on 05-05-21
By: Matt Dinniman
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The Night We Met
- By: Abby Jimenez
- Narrated by: Teresa Palmer, Zachary Webber
- Length: 9 hrs and 52 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall507
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Performance504
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Story504
From the #1 New York Times bestselling author of Say You'll Remember Me comes a beautiful, compelling novel that revels in laughter, friendship, and the messy choices life can throw our way. In everyone’s life, there’s a split-second decision that can change everything... For Larissa, it...
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An emotional romance that stays with you
- By @nancis_reads on 03-24-26
By: Abby Jimenez
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Hunt the Villain
- A Dark MM College Mafia Romance
- By: Rina Kent
- Narrated by: Teddy Hamilton, Grayson Owens, Sebastian York, and others
- Length: 13 hrs and 6 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall716
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Performance708
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Story708
The first time I met Yulian Dimitriev, it was hate at first sight. He’s brash, chaotic, and a violence-junkie. In short, everything I disregard. As heirs to two notorious mafia organizations, we were shoved together in an unorthodox setting. The more I learn about Yulian, the deeper my loathing seeps. Until I truly see the person within, and something forbidden sparks between us. But our coexistence is cut short when tragedy strikes. Yulian and I go back to our respective, parallel worlds that shouldn’t cross. But they do.
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I need more.
- By Jharaine Pamel on 03-25-26
By: Rina Kent
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The Let Them Theory
- A Life-Changing Tool That Millions of People Can’t Stop Talking About
- By: Mel Robbins
- Narrated by: Mel Robbins
- Length: 10 hrs and 38 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall26,586
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Performance24,980
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Story24,979
In her latest groundbreaking book, The Let Them Theory, Mel Robbins—New York Times bestselling author and one of the world's most respected experts on motivation, confidence, and mindset—teaches you how to stop wasting energy on what you can't control and start focusing on what truly matters: YOU. Your happiness. Your goals. Your life.
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Good but nothing new.
- By Silefer on 02-21-25
By: Mel Robbins
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Dear Debbie
- By: Freida McFadden
- Narrated by: Julia Whelan, January LaVoy, Scott Brick
- Length: 7 hrs and 40 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall6,194
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Performance6,136
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Story6,136
Debbie Mullen is losing it. For years, she has compiled all of her best advice into her column, Dear Debbie, where the wives of New England come for sympathy and neighborly advice. Through her work, Debbie has heard from countless women who are ignored, belittled, or even abused by their husbands. And Debbie does her best to guide them in the right direction. Or at least, she did.
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Loved everything!
- By NB on 02-02-26
By: Freida McFadden
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The Dungeon Anarchist's Cookbook
- Dungeon Crawler Carl, Book 3
- By: Matt Dinniman
- Narrated by: Jeff Hays, The Critical Drinker
- Length: 16 hrs and 54 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall29,828
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Performance25,691
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Story25,662
The top 10 list is populated. The sponsorship program is open. The difficulty is ramping up. The first three floors were nothing compared to what Carl and Donut now face. The Iron Tangle. An impossibly complicated subway system built out of the world's subterranean railway systems, all combined and then tied together into a knot. Up is down.
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Neeew ACHIEVEMENT: Trilogy?
- By CatHerderCam on 05-14-21
By: Matt Dinniman
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The Gate of the Feral Gods
- Dungeon Crawler Carl, Book 4
- By: Matt Dinniman
- Narrated by: Jeff Hays
- Length: 18 hrs and 3 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall24,715
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Performance20,837
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Story20,815
A floating fortress occupied by warrior gnomes. A castle made of sand. A derelict submarine guarded by malfunctioning machines. A haunted crypt surrounded by lethal traps. It was supposed to be easy. One bubble. Four castles. Fifteen days. Capture each one, and the stairwell is unlocked.
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NEW ACHIEVEMENT!!!!
- By Scott kimball on 09-17-21
By: Matt Dinniman
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The Butcher's Masquerade
- Dungeon Crawler Carl, Book 5
- By: Matt Dinniman
- Narrated by: Jeff Hays
- Length: 23 hrs and 33 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall27,369
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Performance24,002
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Story23,974
A lush jungle teeming with danger. Savage dinosaurs seeking blood. A fallen princess intent on vengeance. A mysterious, end-of-floor celebration for the top crawlers, dubbed “The Butcher’s Masquerade”. The sixth floor. The Hunting Grounds. As the remaining crawlers battle for their lives, a new, terrible threat looms. Outside, tourists are finally allowed to enter the game, and they are here and ready to hunt. Among them is Vrah, a famed and veteran hunter, intent on collecting the biggest trophy of her career.
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Perhaps the best plotted SF series ever written
- By Ed Pegg Jr on 05-26-22
By: Matt Dinniman
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Reminders of Him
- A Novel
- By: Colleen Hoover
- Narrated by: Brittany Pressley, Ryan West
- Length: 10 hrs and 17 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall44,125
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Performance39,448
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Story39,345
After serving five years in prison for a tragic mistake, Kenna Rowan returns to the town where it all went wrong, hoping to reunite with her four-year-old daughter. But the bridges Kenna burned are proving impossible to rebuild. Everyone in her daughter’s life is determined to shut Kenna out, no matter how hard she works to prove herself. The only person who hasn’t closed the door on her completely is Ledger Ward, a local bar owner and one of the few remaining links to Kenna’s daughter.
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Well written book
- By Nikki V on 01-19-22
By: Colleen Hoover
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The Martian
- By: Andy Weir
- Narrated by: Wil Wheaton
- Length: 10 hrs and 59 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall42,408
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Performance37,781
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Story37,677
Six days ago, astronaut Mark Watney became one of the first people to walk on Mars. Now, he's sure he'll be the first person to die there. After a dust storm nearly kills him and forces his crew to evacuate while thinking him dead, Mark finds himself stranded and completely alone with no way to even signal Earth that he’s alive - and even if he could get word out, his supplies would be gone long before a rescue could arrive. But Mark isn't ready to give up yet.
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I love Wil Wheaton but why not R. C. Bray?
- By L. Newman on 01-11-20
By: Andy Weir
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The Eye of the Bedlam Bride
- Dungeon Crawler Carl, Book 6
- By: Matt Dinniman
- Narrated by: Jeff Hays, Patrick Warburton, Travis Baldree, and others
- Length: 26 hrs and 46 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall18,653
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Performance15,987
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Story15,986
A pantheon of forgotten gods. An old grudge between a talk show host, an heiress, and the man they shattered along the way. A rapidly deteriorating AI system. An inconvenient tiara upon the head of a friend.
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Mayhem & Intrigue… Oh my! 😼
- By C. White on 09-01-23
By: Matt Dinniman
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This Story Might Save Your Life
- A Novel
- By: Tiffany Crum
- Narrated by: Julia Whelan, Sean Patrick Hopkins
- Length: 10 hrs and 39 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall487
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Performance481
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Story481
This program includes extra audio-only material, including duet recordings of the podcast episodes, light sound design, tip-line recordings from guest narrators (including the author), and a bonus podcast episode! "Both a riveting mystery and a love story, This Story Might Save Your Life is one...
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Whatever the ingredients of this book are, I want more!
- By Kaitlin Soule, LMFT on 03-17-26
By: Tiffany Crum
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This Inevitable Ruin
- Dungeon Crawler Carl, Book 7
- By: Matt Dinniman
- Narrated by: Jeff Hays, Travis Baldree
- Length: 28 hrs and 40 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall22,421
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Performance20,744
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Story20,743
The ninth floor. Nine armies, each led by rich and powerful aliens from across the galaxy. Each team has one objective: to capture and hold the castle at the very center of the battlefield. Strategy, alliances, pitched battles, and, of course, betrayal ... It all makes for great fun and even greater television. After all, none of these powerful aliens really die when they’re playing war. Except this time. This time, winner takes all. Those who fall, stay in the ground.
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New Achievement!! You might have a problem.
- By matt fitzpatrick on 02-11-25
By: Matt Dinniman
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Heart of a Goon
- By: Jahquel J.
- Narrated by: Wesleigh Siobhan, Winston James
- Length: 12 hrs and 29 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall385
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Performance381
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Story381
Ever saw a dead body? I’ll ask again. Ever saw a dead body walking among us? I’ve been dead on the inside since my parents were taken away from me, and I was forced to move out the only home I knew. Never truly ever knowing love or what it felt like. Always witnessing everyone else have what you wished your heart could do. Love. That word love could walk up on me, snatch me up, and I wouldn’t have ever known. Me and that word didn’t exist, and I had come to terms with that when I watched them fighting to save my boyfriend’s life, after my brother nearly took it from him.
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Let’s Go!!!
- By Dominique on 03-25-26
By: Jahquel J.
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Red Rising
- By: Pierce Brown
- Narrated by: Tim Gerard Reynolds
- Length: 16 hrs and 12 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall79,304
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Performance72,520
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Story72,403
Darrow is a Red, a member of the lowest caste in the color-coded society of the future. Like his fellow Reds, he works all day, believing that he and his people are making the surface of Mars livable for future generations. Yet he spends his life willingly, knowing that his blood and sweat will one day result in a better world for his children. But Darrow and his kind have been betrayed. Soon he discovers that humanity reached the surface generations ago. Vast cities and sprawling parks spread across the planet.
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HUMANS ARE ALWAY NEGOTIATING,
- By Jim "The Impatient" on 01-30-15
By: Pierce Brown
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You with the Sad Eyes
- A Memoir
- By: Christina Applegate
- Narrated by: Christina Applegate
- Length: 8 hrs and 27 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall1,236
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Performance1,211
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Story1,211
"Funny, furious, and profane." —The New York Times “Not your typical celebrity memoir.” —Jimmy Kimmel Unflinchingly honest and darkly funny, You with the Sad Eyes unveils a side of Christina Applegate we’ve never seen, forever cementing her formidable and iconoclastic legacy. Christina...
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Raw, hilarious, I did not know Christina was so dam funny! Very intelligent writer and progressive thinker. Love love love it
- By Shelley Lannon on 03-07-26
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Artemis
- By: Andy Weir
- Narrated by: Rosario Dawson
- Length: 8 hrs and 57 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall98,069
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Performance89,693
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Story89,492
Jazz Bashara is a criminal. Well, sort of. Life on Artemis, the first and only city on the moon, is tough if you're not a rich tourist or an eccentric billionaire. So smuggling in the occasional harmless bit of contraband barely counts, right? Not when you've got debts to pay and your job as a porter barely covers the rent. Everything changes when Jazz sees the chance to commit the perfect crime, with a reward too lucrative to turn down.
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A ferrari with no motor
- By will on 11-18-17
By: Andy Weir