Craig Ferguson

American on Purpose: The Improbable Adventures of an Unlikely Patriot

• UNABRIDGED (7 hrs and 24 mins)
• By Craig Ferguson
• Narrated By Craig Ferguson
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In American on Purpose, Craig Ferguson delivers a moving and achingly funny memoir of living the American dream as he journeys from the mean streets of Glasgow, Scotland, to the comedic promised land of Hollywood. Along the way he stumbles through several attempts to make his mark - as a punk rock musician, a construction worker, a bouncer, and, tragically, a modern dancer.

Between the Bridge and the River

• UNABRIDGED (9 hrs and 42 mins)
• By Craig Ferguson
• Narrated By Craig Ferguson

Two childhood friends from Scotland and two illegitimate half-brothers from the deep South suffer and enjoy all manner of bizarre adventures that, it turns out, are somehow interconnected and, even more surprisingly, meaningful. The eclectic cast of characters features Socrates, Carl Jung, and Tony Randall, along with an ex-television evangelist with a penchant for booze, prostitutes, and uncomfortable knitwear who gets mugged in Miami by an almost pure-blooded Watusi warrior - and sets off on a road trip in a stolen motor home.

Blindness Cures

• ORIGINAL (1 min)
• By Craig Ferguson

[Contains explicit content] Craig explains a ridiculous cure for blindness. Performed at The Warner Theatre, Washington, D.C. on March 15, 2013.

I'm Here to Help

• ORIGINAL (1 hr and 16 mins)
• By Craig Ferguson
• Narrated By Craig Ferguson

Craig Ferguson wants to tell a joke. And he'll try to finish the joke. But he may not remember to get to the punchline, because he's distracted by hysterical thoughts of fatherhood, Helen of Troy, and shark penises. The host of CBS's The Late Late Show unleashes his trademark stream-of-consciousness comedy before a sold-out Washington, DC crowd. Definitely not for children. Or the easily offended. Or Mel Gibson.

Rehab

• ORIGINAL (4 mins)
• By Craig Ferguson

[Contains explicit content]

Craig talks bluntly about Hollywood and substance abuse. Performed for his album I'm Here To Help.

American on Purpose: Craig Ferguson

• ORIGINAL (10 mins)
• By Craig Ferguson
• Narrated By Craig Ferguson

Host of TV's The Late Late Show, Craig Ferguson talks about American on Purpose: The Improbable Adventures of an Unlikely Patriot. Speaking before a live audience at Book Passage in Corte Madera, CA on September 26, 2009.

Nature Documentaries

• ORIGINAL (2 mins)
• By Craig Ferguson

[Contains explicit content] Craig explains how watching nature documentaries helped his comedic career. Performed at the Warner Theatre, Washington, D.C. on March 15, 2013.

Ep. 14: Parenting with Al Madrigal

• UNABRIDGED (20 mins)
• By Al Madrigal, Emma Arnold, Elon Gold, and others

Join comedian and host Al Madrigal for the greatest journey of all! No, not Coachella...parenting! You'll hear all about comedians' triumphs and failures as parents as well as hilarious stories about their offspring.