• When Trash Pandas Attack

  • Tales of Misadventure, Humor, Magic, Misfortune, and Delight
  • By: D. Castanea
  • Narrated by: Virtual Voice
  • Length: 3 hrs and 29 mins

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When Trash Pandas Attack

By: D. Castanea
Narrated by: Virtual Voice
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When Trash Pandas Attack is a collection of short stories, misadventures, family tales, encounters with the bizarre, unusual, and interesting, and humorous events. 
 The tales in here are not tall. They are short and true.
 From hair-raising encounters with wild animals, meeting extraterrestrials after church, having out-of-body experiences after drinking Kool-Aid, embarrassing but enlightening misunderstandings of language and cuisine, cosmic signs and connections, and general good fun, When Trash Pandas Attack is a book full of the wonder and silliness of life in all its strange manifestations.
 So, sit back, relax, and join us for a spell as we share a few stories from my family to yours. With any luck, the trash pandas won’t attack. 
 Thanks to us, they’re probably too full by now to bother you. 
 But, if they do, I recommend cocoa, lots of cocoa.

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