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Valley of Death

Apocalypse Gates Author's Cut, Book 2
Narrated by: Andrea Parsneau
Length: 9 hrs and 39 mins
4.5 out of 5 stars (692 ratings)
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Alvin had a rough week. Thrown into a digital death game, Apocalypse Gates, with only his wits and a less than helpful AI handler, Alvin's prospects for survival looked bleak. Managing not only to survive but to thrive, he helped build a settlement of survivors in Green River, Utah. Along the way he met the very sexy and broken Gothy. He's taken on the undead, mutated bugs and animals and the worst possible enemy - other people - and triumphed. Nothing looked like it would be a major problem, except for the flight of dragons. 

Now the Gates are opening, and Alvin and Gothy are heading out along the roads of America. They'll need to earn XP, upgrade their stats and gear, find new settlements, find allies, and hope they survive long enough to explore the world and each other. The end of the world had come, and a new one awaits. Welcome back to Apocalypse Gates.  

(This book contains adult situations, in all their horror and glory. Ranging from abuse to drug use to murder. It also contains graphic sex scenes, which contain elements of BDSM. You’ve been warned.)

©2018 Daniel James Schinhofen (P)2018 Daniel Schinhofen

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PIck your genre; airport romance novel or litrpg

Disjointed interesting narrative sections interrupted by insanely over the top, poorly worded sex scenes. The story is book two of a post apocalyptic wasteland where the character is the star of their own "game", but he really doesn't care about that.

Unfortunately, instead of focusing on the implications of the situation, following the fun of LitRPG in min/maxing, watching clever uses of upgrades or mechanics, we get a dumb asshole wandering around. This story is written like a D&D campaign where the DM forgot to prep after their first awesome week. They have a cool world set up, but this week you're going to just kind of go around and have random encounters.

"Even as aroused as she was, his actions made her giggle."

Make the MC a self described asshole, unlikable protagonist - sure interesting.
Make them never give a shit about anyone, except the one random 18 year old girl they constantly bang - ok, clearly theres a bit of an auto self-insertion here but sure....
Make the make character barely give a shit about the overarching plot you wrote - bold move, he doesn't care beyond the literal basics about what keeps him going.

"Almost done Gothy - do you feel the same desire that you stirred in me earlier?"

This is could be a great world and a great story without the truly mind blowing number of "as she bent over to tie her shoes, MC stared at her ass" followed by twenty lines of "Oh hero you make me so hot when you call me your slut".

I like Alvin being an asshole, but give him a purpose. He reafirms with his girlfriend that he doesn't care about anyone or anything except her every other page, but he keeps doing STUFF. Shut up about how he doesn't want to do anything helpful ever if you're going to make him do the opposite in every random encounter.

I like Gothy being a devil may care renegade, but make her more then a Mary Sue sex freak who is a genius and a gunslinger and a slut and super hot and super submissive to MC and super dominant and super everything. Make her real!

I do not need the hyper focus on how every few paragraphs the MC thinks of, or does, grab her lushious, pillowy, creamy, white, firm but supple, so tasty, oh so good, yes oh baby, breasts. Like what the hell my dude we were just discussing how you wanted to upgrade your guns to beat dragons!

SEE HOW MADDENING IT IS TO EVEN TRY TO READ THIS REVIEW. NO ONE WANTS THAT TYPE OF SEX DESCRIPTION.


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Not as good as the first

After listening to the first book I was excited to hear the 2nd. However, it's not as good as I'd hoped. Too many "hero" quotes by Becky and way too many sex scenes and less substance to the story. I stopped reading with about an hour left. Hopefully the next book is more consistent with the first. The narrator did do a good job which may be the brightest spot of the audiobook.

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Is the author a virgin?

Great plot for a series but Jesus lay off the sex scenes man. Completely kills the book when they are just fucking the entire time. This might as well just be a damn porno

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Valley of death fails to kill it

Make no mistake, one of my favorite style of games to play was survival horror, I was a Resident Evil Junkie, and I played Dino Crisis long after I should have. Hell, I bought an entire gaming console just to play Alien Vs Predator when it first came out. I love horror, not the crappy stuff that Stephen King calls horror, I mean real horror. Like when John Caprenter was actually crafting films, rather than cranking them out. Ghosts of Mars, I am looking at you. So, when you hit me with a book with a horror theme I’m all in.

Valley of Death does that thing I like where they pick up where they left off in the last book. I just wish that the tone would have carried over as well. This book confused me on a couple of levels. Book one set up that Alvin, the anti-hero (because he’s a self professed A-hole) is set on the task of creating various safe places for humanity to rebuild from, or at least take a solid stance to survive from. He fought some zombies and mutated animals and basically did what he set out to do. He managed to start a settlement and have it prepared to defend itself. Then these things called the Apocalypse gates get opened, making things even harder to survive in. Sounded even more interesting, as we would now have more monsters for Alvin and Gothy to fight.

The truth is it kind of turned into a hodge podge of genre’s that took away the horror elements the first book established. Suddenly there are dragons, wyverns, drakes, and Fey to deal with making the book into more of a dark fantasy survivalist setting. Sure there are still zombies and mutated animals, but Alvin literally has a discussion with a set of mutated birds that eliminates a need to fight, and we gloss over that the zombies are becoming more intelligent and using weapons. This reminded me of the Walking Dead TV show in one way, they pretty much overlook the zombies until they are necessary to the plot. What could have been a great turn of events is overshadowed by boring flying lizards and and weaksauce elves. Oh, and you know how I am always kvetching about doing research before you write something? Here is a prime example. In the book, Alvin and Gothy are attacked by giant toads. It was a cool scenes and awesome premise, but toads do not live in the water. They are amphibians, yes, but the ONLY time that they live in water is during their metamorphic stages as tadpoles. Once they are adults they are land bound. They would not have gone into the water, and I don’t want to hear that they are monsters and so can do whatever the writer says. That’s a crap argument. If he meant frogs then he should have used frogs, the terms are not interchangeable. It is stuff like that that takes me out of a story pronto.

Another issue I had was that in spite of upping his charisma, which as supposed to make his life easier he still seems to run into jerks that don’t trust him or try to kill him. This is in every single potential settlement. Secondly, and my biggest beef is that there are massive changes that happen at the end of the book that really negates everything that Alvin has worked to achieve. It really makes no sense. It felt like Schinhofen had gotten tired of the outline that he had and scrapped it in hopes of making something more suited to what he wanted. Don’t change horses midstream. Don’t rewrite code while you are playing a game, and don’t shift a plot for no discernable reason. Granted, as I listened to this book I kept saying to myself that it felt like Schinhofen was just spinning his tires. It was try to start a settlement, have sex with Gothy, kill something, have sex, start a settlement. I could see that even with the gates open that it was just a kill a new kind of monster adventure.
My issue comes from the fact that I totally respect Alvin and Gothy’s relationship. It is very healthy and supportive and shows that two people can be adults and not fight all the time. There is no struggle in their relationship. This is the books shining achievement, and it gets a little undercut with the constant sex. I would have preferred a tender moment or two over three or four of the sex scenes. Sex scenes you can skip, but open emotional feeling filled scenes, ones played by the intense Parsneau add a hell of a lot more than them boning for two or more pages. I know there are people who skip the sex scenes, but I don’t, and even I felt like there were more than there should have been. Especially towards the end of the book. They just popped up like daisies.

Parsneau is what keeps this book on an even course. She fuels it with emotion, and can read an action scene far better than Michael Bay can direct one. I know that I often come across as an unabashed fanboy, but Andrea really knows her craft and tells one hell of a story. I doubt that I would have enjoyed this story as much if she hadn’t been given the reigns. It is her portrayal of Gothy that just resonates with the listener and rings so true she makes you believe that she is real.

The book lacks a solid direction, and really did nothing here to advance the story. I was not happy with the changes that were implemented, which seemed to be arbitrary, and by that I am talking about the entire Settlement issue. I don’t see why that was redone, and it pretty much negated a lot of what Alvin did in the first book. Still, I enjoyed the book. I just didn’t see any progression, and it was a step away from the horror elements introduced in book one. The fey are not creatures of horror, no matter what they do, and dragons in any setting are fantasy creatures.

I’m giving this book a 7.7 stars. It isn’t bad, but it was just one long run down a dark hallway that had no door at the end, in other words it went nowhere fast. I sincerely hope book three does a course correction and gets this back on track. Even though I did receive a promo code for this review it in no way influenced my considerations of the material, and in fact, inspired me to be more honest. Getting a code generally makes me harsher as a reviewer as I am more often concerned what someone like Me will decide based on my review.

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went the wrong direction

I really enjoyed the first found the story interesting and could relate to the characters. This one unfortunately decided to use all the action and story as filler until the next sex scene. Even more unfortunate is the decision at the end to throw away all the established rules. Build the world then let the characters play in that world don't change the entire world in just the second book. but hey what do I know.

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to much Sex

The book was ok it could have been better with less Sex.I hope book 3 has less Sex I like gameing store

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More soft porn than story

Had a very difficult time trying to finish this book. it is sad because LITRPG and zombies are right up my alley, but the book has more cheap, lazy porn than actual substance.

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2 hours of story, annoying sex scenes fill in the rest

The story is pretty much non existent. Just a teenagers wet dream of sex scenes, so many scenes that i honestly dont remember the actual plot. So mr author, of you wanna wright porn go for it, but most people can only handle so many sex scenes before they just stop listening. Not really worth listening all the way through, unless you enjoy hearing awkwardly written, unenticing sex scenes.

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  • Daniel
  • Aylett, VA, United States
  • 09-12-18

First book was better

To be honest this book had way to much sex with cringe worthy dialog. It popped up here and there in the first book but here plot was set aside for poorly written sex scenes. Other issue was Becky and Alvin talk about being broken every conversation, the only "broken" people who talk about being broken all the time are stereotype goths who want the attention which both main characters seem to fall into. In the first book Alvin was at least a little relatable here it seems he wants to piss everyone off because he thinks he's untouchable when it comes to other people.

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Not a bad story, But...

For the love of GOD, stop saying "HERO" every other line during the dialogue!!!!!! Enough with the sex already, that is all they talk about, it is taking away from the story.

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  • Nigel Hollingworth
  • 09-16-18

Excellent!

Once again Daniel nails it with this instalment. Here’s hoping the next one appears soon!

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  • Aslanenlisted
  • 09-03-18

A fantastic addition

Daniel once again shows he has a brilliant talent at creating and manipulating world's. Valley of Death is fabulously narrated and manages to breathe life into several characters.

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  • Anonymous User
  • 01-17-19

Enjoyable listen

good overall. be prepared for the raunchy parts (of which there are man) if your not in private! could be embarrassing otherwise!

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  • Amazon Customer
  • 08-30-18

Listened from start to finish in one go.

I could not stop listen to it. The story cost me four hours of sleep lol.

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  • Xravia
  • 08-29-18

The MC is reactionary which is dislikable.

The character with the most character development is random asshole 1-12. seriously they went through 12 different permutations of the same and sheep in the flock encounter type. first is the abuser, then it was highscool bully, wannabe settlement leader (and gang), lechers, lackeys, tyrant gang leader, forced lackey, zombie blockers, old time misogynist eventually ending with the redemption arc dragon slayer asshole. Otherwise it's just the same thing that was established in the first book, in relation to the main characters.

The encounters were a bit one dimensional and bland which can be expected with guns in a fantasy apocalypse setting, with the rewards being seriously lacking as a pure exp reward for everything is really bland. The author perhaps realised that if they want to avoid using the repetition of the same story elements that he needed to change things up, yet retroactively changing the game and not showing how the elements will work in practise alongside the story won't earn I high rating from me. along with the minus 10hr runtime for a litrpg story.

A lack of purpose, initiative and urgency makes the novel a vehicle for an author to play put their fantasys, not for creating a compelling story.

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  • Anonymous User
  • 03-19-19

had to skip some parts

would be nice if there was more focus on the story and less of the in depth I go about there sex life. I get it..they like to fuck but that can't be all the story has to offer.

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  • Bennett
  • 02-18-19

author's fantasy dressed up as sci 9

The narrator just rubbed me the wrong way, but I got used to it after a while.

The occasional sex scene is fine, but more than half of the narrative is taken up with graphic sex scenes, descriptions of Gothie, or other characters ogling Gothie.

The character of the foppish rogue that doesn't care about anyone, but with a heart of gold is author insert, Mary Sue at its worst.

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  • Anonymous User
  • 11-03-18

Too much smut

The actual book part of this book could have been done in half the time. A 80/20 split would have made this much better without a big loss

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  • Ben Cooksey
  • 10-08-18

Terrible & annoying

Very poor story that’s been bulked out with plenty of sex as a distraction and annoying narration especially with the constant over pronunciation of “hero”.

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  • John
  • 08-28-18

Valley of death

this book is awesome define Awesome adjective

extremely impressive or daunting; inspiring awe.

"the awesome power of the atomic bomb"

synonyms:breathtaking, amazing, stunning, astounding, astonishing, awe-inspiring, stupendous, staggering, extraordinary, incredible, unbelievable; More

informal

extremely good; excellent.

"This book Author and narrator is truly awesome!"

you see a sides of human nature in this book what can I say people can be dicks great work Daniel Schinhofen and cannot forget the talented voice of Andrea Parsneau narration is all 5 stars